Chapter 1: Drunken Beauty

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I don't know if you have heard of a word called "picking up corpses", the so-called "picking up corpses", that is, some people squat at the door of a bar or club at night, and when they see a drunk beauty, they go up and take her away, either directly find a place where no one is around, or in the car, find a hotel with a little fun, and then have a beautiful woman or something.

There is a saying in this industry that "don't want all corpses, only pick up half corpses". The so-called "whole corpse" is a girl who is drunk to the point of being unconscious, the "half corpse" is about seven points drunk, the whole corpse will smell of alcohol, and it will vomit, which is very disgusting, although the half corpse is drunk, it is still conscious, so when will it be more active.

Why do I know so much, I have never heard of "picking up corpses" before, until that incident happened, and I was forced to "pick up corpses"......

My name is Liu Lang, I am tall and big, and I have an honest personality, because I was bullied when I was studying in the countryside, my honest father asked my cousin to get me into the city to study.

It was 1 a.m. when I arrived in town, and I was looking at the night in the city with a note with my cousin's address in my hand, and everything here excited me.

If you were in the countryside, there would have been no one at this point in time, but I found that there were more people in some places in the city.

I saw several people crouching in front of a bar, and a lot of taxis parked, as if waiting for something.

What's going on?

At this time, two women supporting each other appeared at the door of the bar, and it seemed that they were already drunk and stumbling on their feet.

Two quick-eyed people took out the cigarettes in their hands and stood up from the ground, supported the two women left and right, and walked to the side with a smug face.

The people around who didn't grab it showed a look of frustration and chagrin.

Are these people here to help others?

However, it was getting late, so I decided to go to my cousin's house as soon as possible.

So I walked up to a taxi and whispered to the driver, "Master, can you go to Yasongju?"

The driver was a middle-aged man, dressed very sloppily, he first looked at me, then at the door of the bar, and finally said inexplicably, "It seems that there is no drama tonight, go, fifty." ”

I looked at the driver's appearance, didn't dare to bargain, and got into the car.

"Master, what are those people doing just now?" I couldn't help but ask the driver.

"Hey, hey, lad, are you in town for the first time?" he asked me first.

I was a little embarrassed and said, "yes." ”

"What about those people, all waiting to pick up the corpses?" said the driver with a big grin.

"Pick up the corpse?" I was stunned.

The driver saw that I didn't understand and explained: "Of course, this corpse is not a real corpse, but refers to beautiful women who have drunk too much, they are already delirious, and then they will be taken by that group of people to open a room, hehehe, a free shot." ”

I felt an uproar in my heart, and I couldn't imagine that behind the bustle and prosperity of the city, there was such a crime!

The car had been driving for less than five minutes, and the driver braked sharply, and I almost flew forward.

I looked outside and swallowed!

Next to the car, there stood a tall and delicate beauty, her hair was scattered, and she was wearing a hip-wrapping skirt.

Her facial features are very delicate, and her smoky makeup can't hide her flamboyance.

It's just that her face is red, and she stands crookedly, she should have drunk.

And behind her, there were several people around, looking at the beauty with a concerned face, reaching out to help but not daring.

Because the face of the beautiful woman is too cold.

I looked up and there was a bar behind her, it must have been a bar girl, those corpse pickers were disgusting, I thought to myself.

"Parking. The beautiful woman shouted vaguely, and then, when neither the driver nor I reacted, pulled the car door and sat in.

As soon as she came in, she grinned at me, then threw the delicate bag in her hand into her seat, tilted her head, and fell asleep directly on my shoulder.

"Where is this beautiful woman?" the driver's uncle's tone suddenly became very attentive.

I estimate that such a big beauty, he will not see it often in his life, so his attitude is extraordinarily good.

But in response to his thing, the sound of beautiful women falling asleep and snoring.

The driver tried to ask twice more and confirmed that the beauty was asleep, and then he laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked, a little unpleasantly.

I won't talk about the driver who took my money and pulled people again, and looked at this woman with such obscene eyes.

"Brother is blessed today, I thought there was no drama tonight, I didn't expect to pick up a corpse, or a big beauty with a great figure, tsk, you sit down, I'll drive quickly, hurry up and get off work, hehehe. The driver laughed in a foreign accent.

When I heard his words, my heart sank!

If it had happened elsewhere, I would have complained a few words in my heart at most like I had just done, but a pretty beauty is lying next to me now, still leaning on me.

Am I going to watch this drunken beauty in the city be ruined by this lewd uncle?

When I think of the picture of a drunken beauty being pressed under me by a lewd uncle, I can't help but feel excited, it's too unbeautiful.

Save her?

When I thought of this, I became bold and said to the driver, "If you say again, I tore your mouth! This is my sister!"

The driver's uncle obviously didn't believe it, and said to me, "Brother, you're not authentic, do you want to cut off your beard halfway?"

"Grass, my sister, I still need to lie to you? I texted her on the way just now that I was in the car, so she stopped your car. Didn't you see her smile at me as soon as she came up? Still don't believe me? I'll wake my sister up. I swore to the driver's uncle.

There was a hint of hesitation on the driver's face, and I guess he did see the beautiful woman getting in the car and smiling at me, and now he leaned on my shoulder so affectionately, as if it was natural.

Besides, if I wasn't her brother, but I woke her up, it would be yellow.

The driver's uncle looked at me a little indignantly and said, "It's your sister, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"My sister, I still have to talk to the whole world?" I scolded him, for fear that the driver would ask him later, and he would not be able to answer the problem, so I asked him to stop on the side.

Grass, fifty dollars wasted.

I got the unconscious beauty out of the car, and she couldn't stand up at all, so I had to carry her on my back.

As soon as her body pressed against my back, I couldn't help but let out an "ah".

What a feeling, I've never felt so wonderful to the touch!

The two pieces of her body pressed hard and really against my back, as if to squeeze out the water, and a thought flashed in my mind, whether to touch it, it must be more comfortable.

But I immediately puffed myself, Liu Lang, you can't take advantage of people's danger, so what's the difference between you and that obscene uncle!

I tried to ask her where she lived, but all I got was some chirping sounds.

It's definitely not okay to take her to my cousin's house, I haven't gone there yet, so bring a woman over first, what do you mean?

But you can't just leave her alone, right? Forget it, do good things to the end, since you've done it.

I saw a hotel next to me and wanted to leave her alone in the hotel.

But when I think of the hotel, I have a strange feeling in my heart, I'm like this, isn't it "picking up corpses"?

Phew, of course not! I didn't have anything to do with her, I'm just helping others!

I carried her behind my back and opened a single room directly, and the room fee was just one hundred and fifteen, wipe!

I entered the room, a little reluctant, this wonderful feeling of letting go of her, on my back, I don't know when I will feel it again.

Forget it, let's learn from Lei Feng!

I was just about to throw her down, when I suddenly heard her "wow", I just felt a burn in my neck, a big push of vomit ran down my neck, and my whole clothes were wet.

"Your sister!" I reacted, and almost threw her away, not to play like this!

I put her on the couch, and I didn't expect this drunken beauty to be so fierce, she collapsed on the couch, vomiting while sleeping, and the dirty vomit ran down her neck and made her all over.

I took off my clothes and stinked to death.

Now how do I go to my cousin's house, as soon as I pass, I will be stinky, and my cousin must have treated me as a bad student.

Otherwise, let's stay here at night, anyway, this beauty is drunk like this, I guess I can lie on the sofa all night without any problems, I sleep in my own bed.

Thinking of this, I went into the bathroom and took a shower, then wrapped myself in a bath towel and washed my clothes.

As soon as I came out, I heard the beautiful woman say "wow" again, and the whole sofa flooded.

"Damn, vomit like this, awesome!" I sighed before I wanted to say if I wanted to help her clean up.

The thought of cleaning up makes one of my little liver jump around.

She had to take off her clothes to clean up, and she seemed to wear this one, which was a forbidden place for women and a mountain that could not be climbed.

No matter, it's so dirty, I can't stand it. I made an excuse for myself, and went into the house to wring the towel.

I helped her to the floor, my hands trembling when I touched her clothes, I carefully rolled up her hip-wrapping skirt, her pale blue little inside, her fair skin was exposed to my eyes inch by inch, and I felt my eyes red.

This slow roll is too charming, so I simply rolled it up to the end and took off her little dress directly.

But I didn't dare to take it off again, this was already my limit, and I broke out in a cold sweat.

I wiped her body carefully with a towel, and of course my hands always touched something they shouldn't, and I couldn't blame me.

When I was done, I washed her dress and came out to get her to bed.

The couch must not lie down, and the floor is too cold, I said to myself.

I picked her up, the drunk person was very heavy, I knelt on both sides of her body and tried to help her up, but unexpectedly, her hand hooked my neck and pressed my head into her heart!

I only felt a burst of woman's fragrance and delicacy rushing towards my nose and face, and my head slammed......

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