Tangshan is a commentator, this is recognized, and the braised noodles in Yu Province are even more well-known, although they all know, but on this occasion, imagining the third prince of the Dragon King and Yasha, how to think about Coke, naturally triggered everyone's laughter. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the original version, Wang Sheng still uses express delivery, and here it was also changed by Zhou Xing to sing and comment on the drama, which is not only not abrupt, but also more suitable, after all, the cross talk of the Ping Opera belongs to the category of opera and quyi.

And before the audience finished laughing, Guo Chao teased again: "This piece is under the management of the city management, right?"

Zhou Xing dejectedly defended: "I ...... I'm here to distinguish the characters!"

Guo Chao immediately said: "Where are there characters here?"

Zhou Xing nodded, and then said in Baoji words: "Hey, it's too windy!"

After speaking, Zhou Xing pointed at Guo Chao and said, "Who?"

Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, and said in a muffled voice: "Jingwei!"

The audience was happy again.

Zhou Xing immediately said in Tangshan dialect: "What about (hou) (me) (nie)?"

Guo Chao touched his nose and said stupidly: "Third prince." ”

"Hahahaha!" The audience burst out laughing again.

Zhou Xing said in Yu Province again: "What kind of tenderness?"

Guo Chao was completely speechless, and under Zhou Xing's glare, he had to say depressedly: "Yasha!"

"Poofha!" The audience squirted instantly.

"I'll go, this is really okay haha!"

After Zhou Xing finished speaking, he spread his hands: "Look, how clearly it is divided, how can you distinguish the characters!"

Guo Chao looked helpless: "I shouldn't have taken this stubble!"

Zhou Xing said: "You have to understand this truth!"

Cross talk pays attention to rhythm, you have to take the audience to your thinking, you must not let them have time to run away, after finishing this stubble, Zhou Xing immediately changed the topic and said:

"Good guy, Nezha is not good at stubble!"

Guo Chao also took advantage of the situation and said: "That's right!"

Zhou Xing waved his hands: "This is the fight!"

Guo Chao continued to add: "Spirit beads!"

Zhou Xing said quickly: "Nezha take his hula hoop, long handkerchief, and fight!"

While speaking, Zhou Xing was still making movements, but listening to the audience's ears, it once again stimulated laughter, and he couldn't stop laughing!

Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh: "Oh, Nezha has also practiced rhythmic gymnastics?"

As soon as I heard this, the laughter in the audience was even louder, and in the camera, the audience was staggered, laughing so much that they couldn't close their mouths.

Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment, and then asked rhetorically: "Where is there rhythmic gymnastics, what's the matter?"

Guo Chao learned Zhou Xing's movements just now, shook his hand, and asked, "Where did the long handkerchief come from?"

Zhou Xing smiled: "He has two kinds of blades!"

Guo Chao corrected: "That's called Chaotian Aya, Qiankun Circle!"

Zhou Xing repeated casually: "Chaotian Circle, Qiankun Aya!"

The words were reversed, so that the laughter in the audience never stopped.

Guo Chao immediately shouted: "It's the opposite!"

Zhou Xing was blinded, and then said impatiently: "Anyway, there is a circle and an Aya!"

It seemed to be saying 'love whoever you love', and the audience was even more laughing and covering their stomachs.

Guo Chao covered his face and smiled bitterly: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Hahaha......"

Zhou Xing clapped his hands: "Fight!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing twisted his waist and trembled in his hands: "Come on!

"Poofha!"

"I'll go! there's no one else in this way, hahahaha!"

The audience was amused by Zhou Xing's actions!

Guo Chao couldn't get any better, and was dumbfounded: "This is still a hula hoop!"

Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment, and sneered: "I don't know how to use this blade......"

The audience laughed again.

Guo Chao rolled his eyes, and had no choice but to say with his fingers: "The treasure hit in the air!"

Zhou Xing also jumped out at this time, and danced with his hands: "If you hit it in mid-air, it will start, and the more you fight, the more powerful it gets, this wave will rise in a while!"

Guo Chao echoed: "Jiang Yang overturned!"

Zhou Xing's mouth flew: "At this time, Jingwei just rowed a small boat, oops, the wind and waves-"

As soon as he said a word, Guo Chao said angrily: "Get out!"

The audience burst out laughing again!

Zhou Xing was still at a loss and didn't know what the situation was, so he turned his head and said confusedly: "What's wrong?"

Guo Chao asked, "What is Jingwei doing here?"

Zhou Xing waved his hand and said excitedly: "The waves are coming! The waves are coming!"

While speaking, Zhou Xing's eyebrows were also raised, as if to remind everyone of the Jingwei reclamation he said before, the waves are coming, and Jingwei is going to be beaten into the sea.

The audience's laughter not only didn't stop, but it continued.

Guo Chao's face was full of confusion at this time, and he frowned: "Is she surfing or what's wrong?"

was entrusted by Guo Chao like this, and the audience laughed even louder.

Zhou Xing hesitated: "I just thought about it, it seems that there is such a thing?"

Guo Chao hurriedly waved his hand to stop Zhou Xing from continuing to think nonsense: "No! No! There will be no Jingwei!"

Zhou Xing scratched his head, and then said, "Okay, let's just treat it as if there is no Jingwei!"

Guo Chao was unwilling: "What do you mean that there is no Jingwei, there is no one!"

Zhou Xing had no choice but to say: "Okay, good, no Jingwei, no!"

Subsequently, Zhou Xing continued: "Anyway, the sea is rising higher and higher, rising higher and higher, and it will flood Jinshan Temple in a short time, and Fahai is chanting the scriptures there!"

Hearing the sudden chaos of Jinshan Temple, as well as Fahai, the audience was instantly blinded, and then the hall burst into laughter, Guo Chao directly held his head with both hands, looking crazy.

And Zhou Xing's mouth came out of Sichuan Province again: "What are you doing?

Guo Chao suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped Zhou Xing, and finally couldn't hold it back, and said with a smile: "I haven't heard of it!"

Zhou Xing also laughed at this time, and then the two of them took a step back together and bowed in thanks!

"Good!"

In an instant, the audience burst into thunderous applause, applauding one after another, mixed with it, and the laughter that was still continuing, under the change of the camera, I saw that the whole scene was enthusiastic, and the audience cheered excitedly one after another, so lively.

Not only the scene, but countless viewers in front of the TV can finally take a breath, some are laughing and panting, some are still holding their stomachs, and some are rubbing their cheeks.

What's more, at this time, I finally dared to drink water, but I just took a sip, thinking about the joke just now, I couldn't help spraying again, and I couldn't stop coughing, but there was still a smile between my eyebrows and eyes, painful and happy!

At this time, he was at Zhou Xing's house.

This time, several relatives gathered at Zhou Xing's house to watch the show, and the whole family was also very happy, laughing and discussing the cross talk just now.

Zhou Xing's second aunt Zhou Tianqin said: "I'll just say, Xiaoxing said it too well, haha, now look at that Pan of Qi Lin Society." ”

The second brother-in-law, Gao Yuanshan, reminded: "Pan Zhiqiang. ”

"Yes, yes, that's Pan Zhiqiang, doesn't it mean that cross talk can't be compared, that's what he said is not funny at all, it's not good-looking, look at Xiaoxing, it's really good cross talk!"

"Yes!"

The family members nodded in agreement, their faces were full of pride, including Zhou Xing's father Zhou Tianxuan, who had never been smiling, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth at this moment, and he bowed slightly.

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After the third watch, do you like this cross talk, you can also discuss it, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng's "Full Stomach Jinglun" of Shaanxi Qingqu Society. Tomorrow's first shift is still at 0:00 tonight.