Chapter 1249 - Why is Dude so awesome? (2-in-1)

I saw Xu Duan slowly log on Weibo and speak: "I didn't want to speak, I can't help it, the leader is worried, I have to say a few words, okay, then let's say it, a total of two points." ”

To be honest, there are a lot of people who are paying attention to Xu Duan's Weibo at this time, the media, the water army, Xu Duan's fans, ordinary netizens, are all looking at it, just waiting for what the response will be, and now as soon as he speaks, a large number of onlookers poured into his Weibo.

"Look at it, Xu Duan posted a Weibo response!"

"Really, fakely, really responded?"

"Really, really! ”

"It's time to speak after holding it for so long. ”

"Ouch, this thing looks good as soon as it responds. ”

"It must be good-looking, as long as this thing speaks, it must be the time to slap his face, otherwise he won't be available, isn't it. ”

……

The netizens who first discovered Xu Duan's Weibo called friends, moved a small bench, hugged popcorn, and munched melon seeds, and poured into Xu Duan's Weibo to watch.

But it was an ordinary netizen, and the water army trembled a little after discovering that Xu Duan posted on Weibo, because according to their previous experience in the struggle with Xu Duan, every time the goods responded, they would have to be slapped in the face every minute, so they wanted to scold Xu Duan for a while while they could still scold him.

"Damn, the fake goods are so embarrassed to come out of you, why don't you die?"

"Hurry up and die, what the hell are you!"

"Die to the fake! Die!"

"Entertainment to death, misleading the country and misleading the people, you hurry up! I am so annoyed to see you!"

"That's it, hurry up and get out, why are you embarrassed to live if you mislead the country and the people!"

"Get out of the entertainment industry!"

"Die!"

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The water army screamed and hurriedly started scolding when the opportunity to scold Xu Xuan was running out, and he hated to scold everything he could in his life.

As for Xu Xuan's fans, he was killed in the base camp and scolded, where could he bear it, and he immediately pounced on him and scolded the other party.

"What the hell is this dog pee moss, who is going to make you bow out?"

"That's it, where did this group of things come out of here?

"Don't praise them upstairs, just their bunch of things, how can they have intelligence?

"Upstairs to the truth, a bunch of brainless things can still have intelligence?

"It's not just a joke, it's a joke. ”

……

In a few minutes, Xu Duan's fans and the water army pinched up, and the pinching was called a deep water, and suddenly let the water army not mention Donahan, what is the situation? Hasn't Xu Duan's fans been dispersed? Why are there so many of them all of a sudden? This is not scientific.

It's no wonder that the water army was surprised, mainly because there are too many people offended by Xu Duan, fans of various celebrities, fans of various martial arts writers, and fan members of taekwondo, karate or something, plus there are also their water army, it is extremely huge in minutes, and the number of Xu Duan's fans is definitely crushing, so Xu Duan's fans have been busy putting out fires on the Internet for the past few days, and this dispersion seems to be as if Xu Duan has almost no fans, but now as soon as he returns to Xu Duan's Weibo, fans are suddenly concentrated, and the allies of the water army can't everyone find out that Xu Duan posted Weibo for a while, It is impossible to come over to help the water army fight Xu Duan's fans together at the first time, and in minutes, the fans of Xu Duan will seem to be overwhelming, and even have an overwhelming advantage over the water army's classmates.

Xu Xuan, no matter how the fans scolded the water army, but began to say to himself: "First point, I understand the worries about the country and the people like this, and have the ability to contribute to the defense of the country with their own abilities, such as scientists, researchers from various research institutes, aerospace, etc., I am full of respect for these people, and as for us ordinary people who can't help?" I think that we can contribute more GDP in our own field to the greatest help to the country, and as for me, the use of the country is only to contribute hundreds of millions of tax dollars to the country a year, so that the country can have more funds when researching high-tech and something. It's really not worth mentioning, so don't talk about it. ”

Netizens almost stopped laughing after seeing Xu Xuan's words.

"I'll give you a full score for this grandson's forced pretend, haha, and he has contributed hundreds of millions of taxes, which is too special!"

"Hundreds of millions of taxes, it's really not worth mentioning, I, Nima, how do you feel that this grandson is so indebted?"

"Tainyima owes a lot, this forced pretending to be a critical hit, it!"

"I just said that this immoral thing can't be so normal, and after talking about it for a long time, it's still pretending to be here!"

"Absolutely, when have you ever seen this grandson so normal? This grandson is either on the way to lack morality, or on the way to pretend to be forced, normal? ”

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At this time, the celebrities who were watching Xu Duan's response also laughed every minute when they saw Xu Duan's words.

"Poofhaha, I'll just say that Xu Xuan's goods are not normal today, and when I saw the last paragraph, I finally found out that he was still him, and it hadn't changed at all, what kind of response was to pretend to be forced!" Xia Lan laughed.

"The truth of the queen of heaven, that goods are pretending to be forced, and the taxes of hundreds of millions are not worth mentioning, it is simply forcing the true character of the king!" Ke Zhilun said.

"Ouch, I'll go, this rich and dazzling person is simply dazzling! Hundreds of millions of taxes, I haven't even earned hundreds of millions!" He Yun said speechlessly.

"Who isn't, I thought he was doing well, but when he spoke, how did he feel so poor!" Wang Ming said.

"Poverty limits your imagination. Liu Yun said.

"My imagination is also severely limited, at the peak, I only made a hundred million a year, or before taxes, I can't leave tens of millions after paying taxes, his casual tax of hundreds of millions, my heart is about to break when I see it!" Chen Nan bubbled and said with a sad face, this professional household of film and television dramas was also popular at its peak, otherwise he couldn't mix into this group.

"I'll take it, hundreds of millions of taxes are not worth mentioning, I may not be able to pay hundreds of millions of taxes in my life, I'll go!"

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Xu Duan didn't care what others said, he just continued to talk to himself: "Let's talk about the second point, I actually can't understand some people's brain circuits, an entertainment program, actually has the ability to mislead the country and the people, what kind of thing? What does it take to mislead the country and the people, if you don't like it, you can change the channel, science and education programs don't exist? If you care about the country's development, you can watch the news broadcast, and if you worry about the country and the people, watch the military channel, who is stopping you? For people who have a brain circuit that thinks that entertainment programs are misleading the country and the people, I have only one suggestion, it's okay to go to the psychiatric department, don't keep staring at entertainment programs, entertainment programs can't cure you, by the way, by the way, about those who say that my data is fraudulent, if you think I'm fake, put your program on Friday prime time, if your data is multiplied by two to catch my program, count me as losing!"

As soon as Xu Xuan's words came out, ordinary netizens immediately laughed, of course, it's not that this paragraph is funny, but this thing is doing one thing throughout, which is to tell others that buddies are awesome, buddies are really awesome, why are buddies so awesome?

"Poofhaha, I'll just say it, it's impossible to be serious if you want to cut off this product, what kind of response, bullshit, this product is here to pretend to be forced!"

"Absolutely, when did that thing not pretend to be forced, the grandson who didn't pretend to be forced was specifying that he was calculating and pit others, the little prince who lacked virtue, did you think it was called in vain?"

"The king was born from here, look at what the grandson said, the data is multiplied by two and his show is counted as his loss, this special thing is too coquettish!"

"It's not just coquettish, it's just stinky and shameless, isn't it?"

"It's just a declaration of who's going to kill someone, it's so shameless!"

"Didn't you notice that the grandson's scolding and mental illness were all about nine twists and eighteen bends? ”

"Where is this, don't you know this grandson, when he played the star basketball game, he scolded their coach Li Pengtao is much more classic than this!"

"How did you scold, how did you scold?

"You can find it if you flip through his Weibo, it hasn't been deleted, and it's still hanging. ”

"It's really hanging, I still remember a sentence that seems to say that the coach said that his brain is used to produce biogas, that's called a absolute, scolding people's brains are all, and there is no dirty word, it's just amazing!"

"I also remember a sentence, I also remember a sentence, he scolded the coach for his bad mouth and said that his mouth produced hydrogen sulfide gas, which is a good example!"

"I'll it, this product is so scolding, I didn't even notice it! I have to flip through this product's Weibo to take a look. When some netizens heard that Xu Duan was scolding people so classically, they were shocked by the appearance of heaven.

"He's very closed now, he used to really open his mouth to scold, don't mention how sassy he is, he really can't scold people without a dirty word, let alone how ruthless it is. ”

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A group of netizens discussed the classic quotations of Xu Xuan's scolding, of course, this is an ordinary netizen, Xu Xuan's scolding or not has nothing to do with them, and they will not feel that Xu Xuan is scolding them, how clear Xu Xuan's direction is, isn't it?

However, the classmates of the water army are not taste, because they know very well that Xu Duan is scolding them, and it is very strange if it is a taste, and they immediately began to scold again, because Xu Duan is not any evidence or certification, right?

"Damn, it's not a mistake for a drama to make so much money, and scientists who make so much contribution to the country haven't even seen so much money!

"That's it, the drama is misleading the country, and it is recommended to block it!"

"The drama is going to die, and doing the show will mislead the country and the people!"

"Die, die play! The show is like, and I'm embarrassed to talk, so hurry up and die!"

"Call for a ban, what a few things! Do a show to mislead the country and the people, go to death!"

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As soon as the water army scolded, the fans who suddenly broke off couldn't bear it, I, Nima, gave you face, didn't you, dare to make such a fuss with our base camp, do you really think we can't destroy you?

"Oh, I'll go, who's mentally retarded here? Someone wants to do it, no one wants to throw the septic tank?"

"Don't make a fuss upstairs, aren't you polluting the septic tank?"

"No, this is the worst time the septic tank has been hacked. ”

"Anyway, this group of people is really brainless, as if they were asserting it, and the psychiatric department can't cure them anymore!"

"Not to mention psychiatry, even neurology can't cure them!"

"Don't talk about neurology, it's just that the whole brain is removed is not fun, and it can't be cured in the late stage!"

"It just feels so disgusting, it feels like it's disgusting and crying, disgusting!"

"What do you mean by disgusting they cry disgusting, obviously disgusting on the spaceship, they are so disgusting to outer space!"

"What is disgusting to outer space, it's simply disgusting out of the galaxy, it's disgusting to the whole universe!"

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In minutes, the water army and Xu Duan's fans pinched again, but in Xu Duan's Weibo, a place where Xu Duan's fans are based, Xu Duan's fans are too strong, and the water army really can't take much advantage, so they have to move their positions to various post bar forums to accuse Xu Duan, but as soon as they get outside, the water army gets the support of those allies, and Xu Duan's fans are scattered again, and they can't beat the water army suddenly.

It's not surprising, after all, Xu Duan has offended so many people, and the water army is not from one family, it is also a collection of many families, and it is also very large, so although Xu Duan posted Weibo, but in terms of public opinion, it still doesn't seem to have been turned over, because in addition to his own Weibo and the support fan group, Xu Duan's fans still can't have the upper hand, so on the whole, the public opinion of the water army is still overwhelming, and the entire Internet is still scolding Xu Duan.

At this moment, many people immediately felt that they were not optimistic about Xu Duan, because this was the first time that Xu Duan responded or failed to play any role in public opinion, and suddenly countless people felt that Xu Duan's show this time was going to fail.

It's normal, a show is full of controversy before it is broadcast, and the Internet is full of negatives.

It's just that Xu Duan snickered when he saw this situation, that's right, he did it on purpose, just to see if someone took this opportunity to come over to compete with him, just waiting to see which grandson couldn't sit still and ran over to be cannon fodder, it was obvious, because the water army did not even mention the double standard of the big horn on the topic of black him, for Mao? The reason why he did this was to seduce the group of grandsons who blacked him and put the show on Friday prime time to step on him, after all, what kind of hatred can be solved by scolding two sentences?

Not to mention, there are really fools who want Xu Duan to pop out at this time, and they are going to step on Xu Duan's feet, looking like they can't do it, and the mouth that shows Xu Duan is crooked.