"Well, I'll give you something to eat. ”

"What?!"

"Don't steal steamed buns!"

"I want you to take care of it!"

What is staged on this big screen is the scene where Wu Xiang and Hai Qing go to military training, this scene ...... Peng Yuyan's thick Treasure Island accent turned Sedum's accent to Treasure Island.

"......" Wu Xiang is really a little petrified, could it be that Huaqi's gang knows that Lao Tzu is also making films on Treasure Island, so they hacked themselves first?

"Ho-ho-ho......" Hai Qing was laughing, laughing so uncomfortably, "That's good, at least you have eight-pack abs just after school." ”

"Actually, you know what? What I want to complain about the most is that this sedum doesn't look like you, her face is too awl. "Wu Xiang, this guy didn't forget to shoot horses when he watched movies.

"Ho ho ho ......" for fear of disturbing others, to be honest, sometimes not very free in public places, "Do you like her face, or mine?"

"Needless to say, it's my daughter-in-law's. Wu Xiang immediately expressed his determination.

"Ho-ho-ho...... Death!"

These two people, are they watching movies, or are they here to adjust the relationship between husband and wife?

Who knows, anyway, these two people don't seem to have watched a movie together for a long time, and it's not like now, as if they were on patrol in micro-suits.

Needless to say, all kinds of things happened back then, but this is a little wrong.

"Oh no, why am I singing so much?"

"Needless to say, they can't get your copyright. ”

Actually, it's "Dream Chasing Pure Heart". Wu Xiang did not look at the copyright as multiple, that is, if Huaqi wanted to use it. Wu Xiang won't hold on to it, but people don't mean it at all, could it be that they are a little bit of a thief?

The movie uses a lyrical little love song, which is really, too lacking in the style of our guys playing rock and roll.

Of course, I also saw Huang Bo, okay, this is Huang Bo. When he came out, it really caused a lot of laughter because of this character. The name is quite similar to the original one.

"I'll rub!"

"Ho Ho Ho ......"

The plot after that is a bit excessive, Wu Yixiang and Zhang Ziyi in the movie have such a relationship, the key is that Wu Yixiang took the initiative to provoke the people.

"It's slander, okay? I don't have that idea. ”

"Pull it, back then. I don't know who was drenched in the rain for a long time. It's like falling out of love. ”

"Gee, how do I remember that someone was with me in the rain?"

"Tell you!"

When this woman said that she couldn't be a man, they liked it, and the meat on Wu Xiang's waist was twisted, oops, don't forget, this is a movie theater with black lights.

"Who's it?

"It's too much, I'm going to shoot and go home. ”

This year. Hey~ Human beings are becoming more and more impure.

"......" Wu Xiang endured this, after all, it was a public place. "Homecoming, homecoming. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Can't you just pinch it when you go home?"

"Ho Ho Ho ......"

Do you still say that you are not strict with your wife?

The movie "Close Contact", the plot in the front is not bad, and then in the back, it is these plots of this film school, which are relatively reliable, although there are also many discrepancies, but after all, it is still possible, it is not too exaggerated, but after graduation, this ......

"I won't pay for this Nima black death!"

"Wife, you have to believe me, there is absolutely no such thing. ”

"I've never seen this woman, by the way, it's the one with her name. ”

This Wu Xiang, I really can't stand it, don't say anything else, just in this movie, as soon as he got out of school, he immediately became the emperor of the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry, well, it's a bit like the name of Sitongwen, that is, this guy keeps having all kinds of relationships with female stars.

directly put Zhang Ziyi to sleep first, well, anyway, there is no way to fight the 'real army', but that kiss, that action, as long as you are not a little pot friend in kindergarten, then you understand what you are doing.

Then, there are a lot, such as pseudonyms, Gao Yuan, Zhang Qing, Zhou Slow, isn't that fast, it's slow, it's slow, by the way, and Shuangbing, anyway, all kinds of insinuations, you can't say others.

Zhao Yihuan didn't shoot that school girl, just from her company, those actresses who could show up all showed up, but this is not enough.

This is simply a super stallion harem selling meat slices, and Peng's eight-pack abs, if he doesn't have this support, he will definitely not be able to meet his ten-minute frequency.

"This Nima is too, isn't it?"

"I can't tell, ho-ho-ho......"

Anyway, Hai Qing is laughing, but it seems that this guy Lao Wu is really the head horse, this guy's thing, hehehe......

Well, Haiqing is evil, this is a national daughter-in-law.

"Daughter-in-law, I bet that the plot of this movie is, just this protagonist, crazy Cooljack, and then in the end you have to be with the original match, it's you, you are in this movie, it's definitely different from those women, anyway, no matter how I chase it, you don't care, and you don't express anything, and there will be someone who will come out and chase you, it's good for you, it's good for you, it's good for you to be good, but you just don't agree, in the end, the two of us came together again, and it's over. ”

"Ho-ho-ho...... What are you doing? Why do you have such a bad plot?"

Hai Qing swore that she never knew that Wu Xiang could come up with such things.

"What I just said is actually a romance novel on Treasure Island. Wu Xiang revealed the answer.

That's right.,This is the fixed routine of Treasure Island romance novels.,The male protagonist is a crazy Cooljack.,The identity is as much as Niu B.,And then the heroine is all kinds of little luck.,Special little women.,No way.,Natural stay.,Anyway, it's good what you say.,That's it.,That's the kind of woman.,And then the protagonist because of the crazy Coolboy.。 Just sleep with all kinds of girls, those girls, are absolutely vulgar and exaggerated. The so-called vulgar powder, and then you have to have a male No. 2, this male No. 2 is very good to the female lead, very caring, but in the end, the female protagonist will get rid of this male No. 2 like a big snot.

The ending, it must be that the female protagonist and the male protagonist are together. People are dragging Cooljack.

"Isn't it?...... hahaha" Hai Qing couldn't help it.

"What's the plain?"

"Laugh and go home and laugh. ”

Yes, in public, bear with me.

Sure enough, it didn't take long. The second male number appeared, it was Huang Bo, that is, Huang Bobo in the movie.

This Huang Bo is on the big screen, this is really all kinds of intimacy. All kinds of warmth. It's like a friend of women, but it's a pity.

"What I like is Wu Yixiang, you and I can't possibly do it. ”

"Yes, but I ......"

"You can't fight him!"

"We, I'......"

"Find a good woman, you're a good man......"

Sure enough, in the end, this sedum dumped Huang Bo, and it was called an earth-shattering one. Also found a heavy rainy day, okay. Breaking up is always on a rainy day, and you can sing it unconsciously.

"Ho-ho-ho...... How do you know this will happen?" Hai Qing really didn't expect that her husband had the ability to predict the future.

"It's too simple, the screenwriter of this movie is definitely from Baodao, as far as Baodao's romance novels, 9 and a half of the 10 books are written like this, and the routines are extremely strict, and the real difference is probably the CHUANG drama. ”

Wu Xiang's comment is sharp, very sharp, but ......

"Then why? With such a routine, the novel can be sold?" "Yes, the routine is so powerful, so why do you have to buy a lot of books? Can't you just read one?

But Wu Xiang's answer is very interesting, he said so.

"Routines are the only ones that have a market, because routines have been proven by previous works, which are successful and in line with people's mindsets, and this mindset can make publishers make money. And one more thing, you try to substitute ...... into it."

"Substitute for what, substitute myself into it?"

That's right, when we read books, we don't substitute ourselves into novels, so in this case, how can we substitute ourselves into the plots one by one, which are basically the same?

Unexpectedly, Wu Xiang said so.

"This substitution is not a substitution for us, but a country and region. ”

"Huh?"

It's really weird.

"That's it, Crazy Cooljack, this is America, the hero. Xiao is lucky, this is the treasure island, the heroine. Where's the male number two?"

"This?"

yes, who is the male number two?

Hai Qing really doesn't understand, because she really doesn't understand cross-strait relations, women, most women are not very interested in politics.

"We are Chinese mainland!"

Wu Xiang gave the correct answer, so isn't this a qiē that can be explained?

That's it, you Chinese mainland, that is, the male number two, even if you are good to the girl, then what?

Our sister heroine, I just don't like you, no matter how good you are to me, I don't like you either, hehehe......

The actor, the United States, in line with the identity of the United States, is a crazy Cooljack, the United States is like this in the world, see who is not pleasing to the eye, send the dish to cook it, isn't this who has to sleep with whom? But you see, no matter what he does to the heroine, the heroine will follow him in the end, isn't that the case with Treasure Island?

In the end, didn't Baodao use its annual trade surplus of more than $100 billion from the mainland to buy weapons from the United States? Moreover, they are all kinds of outdated and useless weapons.

is completely in line with the plot, the so-called routines of these romance novels on the treasure island are completely in line with the hearts of the young people on the treasure island, and they are in line with their values, they are poured out by these concepts, so how can such routine novels be sold off?

Is there pure entertainment in this world?

The answer is obvious, even if it is such a romance novel routine that seems to have nothing to do with politics, in fact, it is also influenced by politics, if you want to make money and not be starved to death, you have to write about the kind of logical concept that has been instilled in the hearts of consumers, and the people of Baodao are all of this taste, Xiao is really lucky...... (To be continued......)

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