Chapter 376: You shop, I'll buy it

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The person who came is a well-known makeup artist, graphic model, female face boss, and Yu Lin, an abstinent male god who looks feminine but has a slightly unfeminine personality.

Previously, he came to Jianghai City to help the two of them do disguise, and today it seems that it is still an old business.

"What style are you going to wear today?mixed-race makeup?retro makeup?crystal makeup?" Yu Lin stood tall and bowed his head to ask Xie Yanting, who was sitting in front of the dresser.

She turned her head to look at Cao Fangfang, "Any suggestions?"

Cao Fangfang could have any suggestions, he plucked his ears and said casually: "If you want to ensure that your appearance does not fall, you have to make ordinary fans unrecognizable." ”

"That's basic. Yu Lin said: "But if you meet more professional fans, they can see from their words and deeds, walking movements, tone of speech, usual clothing, and handbag accessories, so you must pay attention, otherwise people will pop the photos on the Internet, and everyone will compare them carefully, and there is still no way to hide." ”

Xie Yanting said confidently: "Don't worry, I'm paying attention." ”

Yu Lin spoke very well, he said: "Miss Xie is not a big problem, I am talking about Cao Fangfang, he is too popular." ”

Xie Yanting suddenly wilted her head: "This ...... That's right. ”

Cao Fang chuckled, and his excitement made him almost poke his brain through the ear plucker in his hand.

He smiled: "It's okay, I can change the way I walk, and it's not to participate in activities, it's just to go out for a casual stroll, it's not so coincidental, I'm stared at by fanatics." ”

"yes, it's not very likely, so ...... How?" asked Yu Lin.

Cao Yifang suggested: "New Year's Eve, it's good to be festive." ”

Cold noodles Yu Lin made an OK gesture, and then began a delicate and rapid operation.

Cao Fang sat on the sidelines and observed.

The transformation of the eyebrow shape seems to have changed the appearance very much.

He looked at Yu Lin in a daze, then applied a local tyrant gold lipstick to Tingting's eyelids, and then added an upturned tail to the tail of his eyes with a big red unknown thing......

When you add lipstick in the same shade as this tail, the whole makeup comes alive.

It's really festive!

After Xie Yanting's makeup was completed, she put on a velvet hat that was also red, and the whole person was completely different from her previous elegant and light appearance, beautiful, glamorous and jumpy, and her appearance was not out of shape, but her style was changed.

"It's your turn, Mr. Cao. Yu Lin invited Cao Fang to sit down.

"Okay. Cao Fang was very satisfied with his skills: "Be gentle with me." ”

Yu Lin got started without saying a word.

Cao Fang is easier to pick up, his complexion is tanned with a darker foundation, a few eyebrows are drawn, and a fake beard is glued, this time the wig is not worn, just a wool flat hat, and a pair of glasses with no lenses.

Yu Lin withdrew his hand: "My mother can't recognize it." ”

Cao Fangfang gave a thumbs up: "Okay." ”

"Then I'll withdraw first, I've been in the capital for the past few days, and I'll come over at any time if I need to. Yu Lin said goodbye coldly: "I wish you two a happy New Year's Eve." ”

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The next day......

Go to the mall.

The moment Cao Fang walked into the mall, he yawned first.

Xie Yanting looked at him: "Are you sleepy?"

Cao Fang hurriedly held his head high: "What are we going to buy?"

Xie Yanting tilted her head and thought for a while: "I don't know, let's go shopping first." ”

"Okay. ”

The two of them stood shoulder to shoulder, holding hands, and strode into the bustling flow of people with sweet and happy strides.

Ten minutes later, Cao Fang carried Xie Yanting's bag, changing from holding hands to holding hands, except for this bag, they were empty-handed and didn't buy anything.

Thirty minutes later, Cao Yifang followed behind Xie Yanting, who was flying in her footsteps, her eyes were blank, and her back was bent ten degrees.

An hour later, Cao Yifang followed behind Xie Yanting half-dead, his eyes glazed and his back bent thirty degrees.

Two hours later, Cao Fangfang completely used body language to explain how modern Homo erectus degenerated and returned to the ape-like body.

Cao Fangfang lay on the railing of the shopping mall, looking at the children's performance program in the hall on the first floor blankly: "Don't you buy something?"

Xie Yanting shook her head: "There's nothing special I want to buy yet...... Let's go to the third floor again. ”

Cao Fang resisted from the depths of his soul.

His whole person, spirit, and spirit are also transmitting this signal. Xie Yanting naturally saw it, and she said depressedly: "Why didn't it take long for you to be tired like this?"

Cao Fangfang had no choice but to tell the truth: "Actually, men are not suitable for shopping malls. ”

Xie Yanting frowned: "Huh?"

"That's what it looks like, I'll explain it to you. ”

Cao Fangfang turned on the popular science mode, and the person was in a lot of energy, waving his hands, his eyes were burning: "...... since ancient times"

"Men and women work together, men are predators, and women are gatherers; men are responsible for hunting in the wild, and they need to focus on their prey for a long time, waiting for an opportunity to attack, so in the long evolution, a fixed behavioral logic has been formed, and our target will be very clear, if we want to buy something, we will buy it directly when we think about it, and we will not go shopping. ”

"Wandering aimlessly, on the contrary, will distract us, causing sleepiness, fatigue, lack of energy and other problems, which is an instinctive reaction. ”

"Women are different, women work as gatherers, they need to collect edible wild fruits and vegetables in the wild, they have to sift through a wide variety of foods, and over time, they have evolved the ability to run multiple programs, which directly leads to their penchant for patrolling among the many colorful goods...... Even if you don't buy it, you can watch it for a long time, and the more you look at it, the more energetic you are. ”

After finishing speaking, Cao Fang spread his hands and smiled compassionately: "Look, how amazing the evolution of life is. ”

Xie Yanting stared at him with her head tilted, and after a while, she said, "So...... You don't want to go shopping with me?"

Cao Fang dispersed halfway through it in one breath, succumbed to the evil forces, and resigned himself to his fate: "If it doesn't exist, I'm just doing a popular science, all difficulties can be overcome, go, let's continue." ”

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During the whole process of visiting the mall, Cao was extremely bored.

It was also in the menswear area that he found a little bit of fun.

This is a mid-to-high-end casual wear brand, both men's and women's clothing, it stands to reason that artists at their income level usually do not wear this kind of clothing for ordinary urban white-collar consumer groups...... Xie Yanting didn't want to buy it, she just tried it.

A few shopping guides in the store couldn't help but look at Cao Fangfang frequently.

I didn't recognize who he was, but I thought this guy was very handsome, and he seemed to be waiting for his girlfriend to try on clothes, and he was bored waiting.

Suddenly, he didn't know what he saw.

His expression changed.

He stood up suddenly.

The two female shopping guides were a little strange, and they looked sideways, not knowing what he saw, such a big reaction.

I saw this man walk forward quickly, passing through a few customers, and then suddenly stopped, his eyes surprised.

They couldn't help but move a few steps, curious.

Outcome......

He just saw a mirror.

Cao Fang looked at his face and figure in the mirror, his expression gradually changed, he smiled evilly, touched his chin, and sighed in a low voice: "How can a human face look so symbolic...... and then stretched out his legs, admiring his perfect body proportions.

Sometimes adjusting his expression to stare at himself, sometimes stretching out his hands to shoot Biubiu in the mirror, with the makeup given by Yu Lin to cover up, Cao Fang was unscrupulous.

Seeing him narcissistic, the shopping guide was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses and stepped forward to recommend clothes: "Sir, you are in such a good figure, are you a model? I think this long windbreaker is very suitable, can you try it?"

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When Xie Yanting came back, she found that Cao Fang had already carried four bags in her hand.

She was surprised: "You bought so much in just one moment?"

Cao Fang nodded and said, "I feel that the version is good." ”

Xie Yanting was angry and laughed: "Not bad, you are tall, will you wear it in the future? Which actor have you seen wearing this brand of clothes? And you have the endorsement of Armani next year, and there will be other brands to sponsor ......."

Cao Fangfang suddenly felt that what she said was also very reasonable.

But just now......

He felt that the little sister of the shopping guide also made a lot of sense.

While receiving education, the two walked out, and a familiar figure flashed in front of them.

The two of them turned their heads together.

I saw that this woman was quite tall, walked with the wind, and carried bags from major brand clothing stores with both hands.

Xie Yanting recognized it almost at a glance: "What a coincidence, why is the swallow also here?"