Chapter 1027 Green and green, add fire to fire!
Is it okay to wake up from a good night's sleep?
Guan Liuliu really hoped that this time it was really just a dream, and when he woke up, nothing happened.
Another sip of a large bottle of beer, usually a very shallow amount of alcohol Guan Liuliu, this poured a bottle of beer, in a depressed and uncomfortable mood, finally realized what is called a drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows.
Poof!
"Hoo, hoo......"
Guan Liuliu fell to the ground drunk, and soon fell unconscious, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It's really scared to death, Guan Liuliu really can't think about it, if he jumps downstairs directly, the consequences will be unimaginable. Taking advantage of the present, the fat cow half-helped and half-dragged Guan Liuliu out of the rooftop, and the fat cow sent Guan Liuliu back to his bed, and the fat cow was also exhausted, and he fell asleep when he returned to his room.
He also expects that after waking up the next day, nothing will happen, the world will be peaceful on the Internet, and the country and the people will be safe.
"Ah, Sixth Brother, what are you doing? What are you doing with a knife? Early in the morning, Sixth Brother, your way of getting me up is really novel, but I am a little uncomfortable......
When the fat cow opened his eyes the next day, he first saw a shiny kitchen knife in front of him, and then Guan Liuliu, who was angry, almost scared him out.
Guan Liuliu: He was drunk last night, and he hasn't woken up until this morning? Otherwise, how could he use this kitchen knife to scare people? His face was so scary, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire.
In fact, Guan Liuliu's eyes were not only about to breathe fire, but the top of his head was simply green.
"you, you dead fat cow! This is what you said, I woke up and came over, nothing happened on the Internet? I treat you like a brother, you actually treat me like this? I'm going to kill you today!" Guan Liuliu's eyes seemed to be about to kill, his voice was trembling, and he could feel the anger in his heart.
"Ah, sixth brother, don't get excited, don't get excited, put down the knife first. Public opinion on the Internet is not something that can disappear in one night, didn't I comfort you when I saw Sixth Brother you get drunk last night? You also know the real situation. I really don't mean anything else, I was afraid that Brother Sixth Brother would do something stupid last night, so I had to persuade you like that. I have absolutely no malicious ......" The fat cow thought that Guan Liuliu had not woken up from his hangover, and was mad at him, so he hurriedly explained.
"Don't get excited? Fat cow, you actually told me not to get excited? Look at what this is? Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, is there anything wrong with me cutting you with a knife? Should you let me cut you?"
Bang! Guan Liuliu closed the door of the room, threw the mobile phone in his hand to the fat cow, and let him read the news on the mobile phone clearly.
"Huh? I ......"
The fat cow was shocked in his heart, and the ominous premonition was going to get stronger and stronger, and when he picked up the phone and looked at it, he suddenly felt that the whole thing was not good.
Guan Liuliu was so angry that he was carrying a knife to cut down the fat cow, there was a reason. Because at three o'clock in the morning last night, Zhuo Wei broke another piece of news on Weibo, which was also Nan Nan's scandal news, and this time it was even more exciting. This is a photo of Nan Nan sharing a bed with two men, and there are some places that are inappropriate for children and mosaics, but the faces of the three are clearly visible.
These two men, in addition to one Fan Jie, the other is a fat cow.
Guan Liuliu's kind of being green, his girlfriend splitting his legs with other men is already miserable enough, I believe it can't be worse than this. Unexpectedly, when I woke up the next day, I found that there was more than one green hat on the Internet, which was like adding insult to injury, which made Guan Liuliu completely collapse, which would be a betrayal of even his closest brother.
"Made, Lao Tzu hacked you to death first, and then jumped off the building! What is the meaning of my life in this world? But even before I die, I will pull a cushion on my back! Made! Dare to sleep with my woman, Lao Tzu will hack you to death!!"
Guan Liuliu's mood was extremely collapsed at this time, his brain was hot, but he didn't care about anything, he slashed at the fat cow with a knife!
"Ah...... Don't ...... Don't kill me......"
When he saw Guan Liuliu, he was really cutting people, and he was slashed head-on, and he was scared on the spot.
Crawling and rolling, the fat cow is nearly two hundred pounds, and this time he is as flexible as a monkey in bed!
Brush!
A knife cut through the quilt, a knife cut through the pillow, and each knife scared the fat cow into a cold sweat.
"Hack to death! Let you sleep sister-in-law, let you sleep!" Guan Liuliu chased and slashed, chasing from under the bed to the bed, and then under the bed. The fat cow rolls, finds an opportunity to grab the door, and runs wildly!
At this time, he didn't dare to linger in the slightest, and if he reacted a little slower, he would be hacked to death by Guan Liuliu.
Seeing that the fat cow was still running, Guan Liuliu chased after him with a knife, and he was about to kill the fat cow with a knife before he was willing to give up.
Chased out of the hall to the elevator outside the house, the fat cow wanted to see that the elevator door was too late to open, and Guan Liuliu, who was holding a knife, arrived like crazy, and was so frightened that the fat cow didn't dare to linger at all, and ran straight to the stairs.
Guan Liuliu and Fat Niu originally lived on the forty-eighth floor, and the two of them performed a staircase race. Whether it was the fat cow who was in the lead, still carrying a knife in the back, panting for breath, and chasing Guan Liuliu, the two of them were running dozens of flights of stairs, and they were about to get tired and lie down.
"Huhu...... Fat...... Cattle...... You stand still...... There's a kind of ...... you Don't run ......."
Guan Liuliu was so tired that his tongue was sticking out, and he was constantly pumping, but he was going to be exhausted to death.
"Sixth brother, don't chase after you if you have the ability...... Whew...... It's all said, those on the Internet are rumors...... Don't believe it!" The fat cow was even more tired, the sweat on his back had already seeped out, and he was so tired that he wanted to lie on the ground.
chased from the forty-eighth floor to the downstairs, chasing eight streets, and neither of them was convinced, even if they were so tired that they had to continue.
"Huhu...... Don't run ......."
"Don't chase ......"
Guan Liuliu successfully shortened the distance between himself and the fat cow to within three meters, but it still felt so difficult to catch up.
"Hehe, these two neuropaths are so funny! What are they playing?
"This man is so familiar, as if he has never seen it before. ”
"I recognize it, he's Guan Liuliu! Hey, may I ask if you are Guan Liuliu?"
"He's the Guan Liuliu who is hanging up and wearing two green hats?"
"Brother Guan, I'm your fan, let's take a group photo!"
Maybe it was because Guan Liuliu and Fat Niu were too much of a movement, and they quickly succeeded in attracting the attention of passers-by, and some passers-by immediately recognized Guan Liuliu.
As soon as passers-by heard that this was Guan Liuliu, there was a live one on the road, and they immediately surrounded them excitedly, took out their mobile phones and took a photo with Guan Liuliu, and then sent it to the circle of friends to show off.
However, when Guan Liuliu saw that his identity was recognized, his face suddenly changed, and he waved a kitchen knife: "I'm not Guan Liuliu, I'm not Guan Liuliu! Get out! Get out!"