When he said cruel words, Yan Rushun was happy.

When she calmed down, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.

I just brought people home, and I turned around and said that I broke up, so it's hard to explain.

You can't honestly say that it's Mom, you are too poisonous and poison people, right?

She hurried to find Mei Bai.

"It's all up to you, great writer, come and help me make up a story!"

Mei Bai sighed with emotion: "This is just the beginning and there is no follow-up, and the speed at which you break up is comparable to premature ejaculation." ”

Not to be outdone, Yan Rushun replied: "The speed of your 'changing calls' is comparable to frequent urination." Without further ado, hurry up and help me figure it out. ”

Mei Bai likes to play Sichuan mahjong, and Yan Rushun used Sichuan mahjong terminology to refer to her changing boyfriends.

Mei Bai changed her boyfriend quickly.

Every time she howls and comes to Yan Rushun to press the road, she must be out of love;

To tell the truth, the reason why Yan Rushun stays away from men and women is that this Fa Xiao has a lot of credit - no matter who it is, after seeing how men cheat money, cheat sex, cold violence, etc., it is estimated that they will be afraid of boys.

Yan Rushun's request is really not a matter for Mei Bai, she doesn't even need to open her brain, she comes casually: "I'm busy with work, I'm on a business trip, I'm going to an academic conference, or I'm going abroad as a visiting scholar." ”

"But you can't have no contact at all, can you? My mom's high-sensitivity radar will definitely keep an eye on our interactions. You don't know, if I hadn't diverted the topic, she would have almost asked Xin Weiyang for WeChat today. ”

"This is simple, you change my name in the address book to that cold, I changed my WeChat name and avatar, and the circle of friends is blocked for three days. From today on, we will 'talk about love' on WeChat, and occasionally I will call you and forward the news of D big in the circle of friends. Wouldn't it be OK for you to take the initiative to show this to your godmother?"

"Sure enough, it's a professional!Xiaobai, I love you to death!" Yan Rushun snapped and kissed her little face.

Mei Bai was quite proud, but she deliberately wiped her face with disgust: "Disgusting Bala." ”

"Disgusting is disgusting! You're going to be my sweetheart right away, and I'm afraid it's too little disgusting. ”

So, in the next week's work, Yan Rushun hooked up or waited to hook up on the blind date website without a match, while launching a "How to disgust each other with sweet honey words" contest with Mei Bai.

Yan's mother saw her daughter holding her mobile phone all day long, WeChat constantly, and from time to time she also let out a neurotic laugh, and she was extremely looking forward to it.

"Maybe something good is going to happen soon. She happily prophesied to her wife.

Father Yan was cautious: "After all, it's a lifelong event, so it's better to slow down." Now there are too many flash marriages, and many people have not seen the object clearly, so they make a hasty decision, and in the end they make a joke. ”

Yan Mu also groaned when she said this: "You are right, you should be cautious in this matter. I'll have to find out for myself. ”

Yan Rushun, who knew nothing, was enjoying the days of liberation, when a phone call suddenly came in.

At that time, she was singing and doing laundry, and threw her mobile phone on the coffee table.

Father Yan reminded: "Shun Shun, phone." ”

Yan Rushun had bubbles in his hands and asked, "Who's?"

“13897……”

As soon as he heard that it was a number without his name, Yan Rushun didn't care much: "Dad, you help me first, if it's a salesman, just hang it up immediately." ”

Father Yan said, "Ouch, the pot is boiling, I have to go to work." ”

Yan's mother's white wife glanced at her, dropped a sentence of "don't go soon", and then took the mobile phone.

As soon as she said the word "hey", her voice immediately raised high: "Ah, it's Xiao Xin! This is your mobile phone number? Is the WeChat account also this, let's add one?"

Yan Rushun's scalp and back suddenly burst cold, and he hurriedly rushed out: "Mom, give it to me." ”

"Eh, Shun Shun is here. You talk about it!" Handing the phone to her daughter, Yan's mother couldn't help frowning and disgusting, "The soap bubbles ran out before they were flushed, why are you in a hurry, afraid that your boyfriend will run away?"

It's good to really run away, but she suddenly ran back without saying anything, and almost showed her her feet.

Yan Rushun wiped the cold sweat, returned to the bedroom and closed the door, and then lowered his voice and scolded people: "Xin Weiyang, what are you calling me for?"

Before he could say anything, he was sprayed, and Xin Weiyang's tone suddenly became bad: "What do you say I called you?"

She was confused: "You won't still charge, right? I don't recognize what I didn't say at the beginning." ”

He laughed angrily: "Then you didn't say that I was volunteering to help, right?"

That's the way it goes......

"But didn't you say that each of them is precious?"

Xin Weiyang was slightly embarrassed.

When he first spoke, he really planned to go with Yan Rushun.

Who knew that Xin's mother had been beating drums in her heart since she quarreled with her son in the restaurant that day, for fear that her son would really make the Xin family go to the bottom and chase him more closely about his personal problems.

Xin Weiyang was very busy this week, working overtime until midnight for several days, and his mother waited for him to come home, serving him milk and preparing to soak his feet.

said that the son was also busy with work and had no personal problems, and as a result, he worked overtime and died continuously, leaving no son and half a daughter, which made the two old people's evening bleak. How pitiful!

Xin Weiyang was tired and sleepy, how could he have the heart to listen to Xin's mother's words, and his attitude was naturally not very taught.

The mother and son quarreled because of this.

Xin's mother simply left a sentence: "Even if you are frigid, you have to leave me a seed!"

Xin Wei raised his anger and said, "Do you treat me as a breeding pig?"

Xin's mother had red eyes, and she pouted her chest and said angrily: "Don't say it so ugly! Don't you think about it? Your father and I are leaving, if you have a case one day, how will you let me live alone?"

Seeing that her mother's green silk was full of flowers, and her once flower-like delicate face was haggard, Xin Weiyang's anger and resistance suddenly came to naught.

Even if she is not good, she is also the woman who gave birth to him and raised him and endured hardships for him.

"Isn't it just a matter of bringing a woman back?"

"Yes!" she was still choking.

"Don't say those frustrating words - I'll bring my girlfriend back. He eventually relented.

Xin's mother was immediately overjoyed.

Xin Weiyang added: "But this is the last time." Mom, stand at thirty, and I listened to you for the first thirty years. After that, I have to make my own decisions about my life. ”

"Okay, okay. The goal was achieved, and Xin's mother didn't care about these imaginary things with her son, she was more concerned about the real ones, "Then when will you bring your girlfriend home?"

"This weekend. ”

"What?" Xin Mu almost choked on her own saliva.

It's past midnight, it's Friday, and tomorrow is the weekend.

She was afraid that her son would verbally agree and procrastinate in action, but she was so resolute that she had no bottom in her heart.

A serious girl is not a fish in a fish pond, and she can catch it with a flick of the hook.

She suspected that her son would find someone to perfunctory her.

Isn't it just that there are some girlfriends for rent on the news? Maybe there are some innocent women in nightclubs.

"I'm telling you seriously. She pestered her son.

Xin Weiyang yawned: "I'm also serious." ”

Xin's mother emphasized: "Don't be some indiscriminate women, I'm talking about bringing back someone who can get married!"

"Package your satisfaction. ”

When it came to this, Xin Weiyang could only pull down his face and invite God: "In a word, does what you say count as words?"

"Count!" The home address and work unit have been leaked, and this account has to be recognized if you don't want to admit it.

Yan Rushun didn't tell her mother the truth, and the next morning she only said that Xin Weiyang asked her to go out to play on the weekend.

Yan's mother naturally supported it, but added seriously: "Did you bring a condom?"

Yan Rushun, who was changing clothes, suddenly twitched on her face: "Mom!"

"I'm serious with you. I've seen a lot in the hospital, and now you young people have premarital relationships that are too common, but girls must have a sense of self-protection. Once you are pregnant, you can only get on the bus to make up the ticket if you don't scratch it. But in this way, the in-laws often look down on people. Many girls get married with their stomachs, not to mention the bride price, not even a wedding, do you say it's miserable?"

Yan Rushun drew the last stroke, pursed her lips, and closed her lip gloss: "Mom, you want to go too far, and you haven't skimmed the eight characters yet." ”

"Why didn't you leave it all gone? You brought it all home, did you still tease me?"

Yan Rushun quickly changed into high heels: "It's not necessarily said now, in case I find out that he is a gay after in-depth dating, then I have to break up quickly." ”

Mother Yan couldn't hear this, and frowned: "What gay is not gay, people Xiao Xin looks very good, what are you thinking about all day long." ”

"Oops, I'm going to be late, I have to go. Bye!" Yan Rushun opened the door and rushed out as if he had fled.

Yan's mother hurriedly said: "Eh, set!"

The male owner of the neighbor's house just came out, still carrying a garbage bag in his hand, and greeted Yan's mother with a smile: "Morning, did Shun Shun forget to bring something?

Yan's mother could only laugh dryly: "No." You've got a heart. ”

Xin Weiyang saw Yan Rushun's serious appearance, her heart was slightly relieved, and she said to her: "My mother is more picky, you can just listen to some words, please Haihan." If you're a little more well-behaved, it's easier to get through. ”

"I'm already very well-behaved. She grinned and was unashamed.

Xin Weiyang didn't dare to agree, and frowned slightly: "It might be better to say less." ”

Yan Rushun tried his best to understand what he meant: "Do you want to be obedient?"

"Pretty much! Anyway, it's better to be traditional. ”

"Okay!" Yan Rushun shrugged, but complained in his heart: The free business also comes with customization, and it is not easy to do anything in these years.

The two of them have already had one experience, so they can be regarded as familiar with the road.

As soon as Xin's mother opened the door, she saw a smile like a mountain flower beside her son.

Yan Rushun enthusiastically presented the gift box: "Hello, Auntie." The first time we met, I asked someone to help buy a limited edition bag for you, a small gift, not a respect, please don't dislike it. ”

If you are enthusiastic, you will have a picture!

This thought flashed through Xin's mother's mind, and then she piled up a shallow smile: "You are too polite." ”

Looking down, it was an LV logo, and the price of the tag was more than 20,000 yuan.

The smile immediately bloomed: "Please come in, please come in, I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and I'm finally looking forward to you." ”

The two looked at each other: a good start!