Chapter 142: Naming Non-Professional Names for Professional Households (Third Update!Asking for Subscriptions!Asking for Monthly Passes!)
"Squeak ......"
"Squeak ......"
Two thin cries suddenly sounded behind him.
Chen Xiao was stunned, looked back, and saw two little brocade rats sitting on the snow "humming and chirping", panting, as if they were not lightly tired.
Chen Xiao stretched out his hand and copied the two little brocade rats in the palm of his hand, wiped them one by one, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect it to be coming, it was you who sent me, I walked so far, I am not tired." ”
The larger brocade rat squinted his eyes in enjoyment, and the smaller one seemed to be a little shy, covering his eyes with two small paws, but he also rubbed his fingers against Chen Xiao, looking very intimate.
Chen Xiao pondered for a while, took out a few bottles of pills from the Qiankun bag, and said: "These pills are good for all of you, but you can't take these away at one time, you each take a bottle first, and I will bury the rest here, wait for you to find it, and then break the jade bottle, I will make a mark for you, and forget it when the time ......comes."
"Squeak...... Squeaky ......"
The larger mouse-haired rat waved its small paws repeatedly.
Chen Xiao was puzzled: "No, these pills are superior to those in the Hundred Grass Hall, don't be polite to me." ”
The big brocade mouse rolled his eyes, his little face was tangled, and a small paw stroked his beard, as if he didn't know how to express it.
The little brocade mouse's eyes lit up, and he drilled directly into Chen Xiao's cuffs, then exposed his head from the neckline and rubbed it on a bodhi that Chen Xiao hung on his chest.
The larger brocade mouse also did the same, and got into Chen Xiao's cuffs and rubbed another Bodhi seed.
Chen Xiao's heart moved, I was afraid that these two brocade rats had sensed the benefits of Bodhi, but this meant ......
Chen Xiao asked, "Do you want to?"
The larger brocade rat nodded, then shook his head.
Chen Xiao continued to ask: "I want to, but I'm sorry." ”
The larger brocade rat nodded, then turned his face away, and the white hair on his cheeks was a little red.
Chen Xiao was embarrassed: "This is quite difficult, I also want to be generous, but this thing is quite rare, I will only have two, forget it, give you one." ”
"Squeak ......"
The older brocade-haired rat immediately became anxious when he heard Chen Xiao's words, shook his head vigorously, and waved his paws.
Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment: "Does this mean nothing?"
The two little brocade mice nodded in unison.
Chen Xiao was a little confused at this time, he wanted to, but he didn't want to, but then Chen Xiao said tentatively: "You want to go with me?"
The two little brocade rats nodded heavily: "Squeak...... Squeaky ......"
Chen Xiao smiled: "Cheng, then follow me from now on, let's eat fragrant and drink spicy ......"
"Squeak ......"
"Squeak ......"
The two little brocade rats nodded happily and rubbed Chen Xiao.
Chen Xiao scratched his head and pondered: "Oh, since we are going to live together in the future, at least we have to have a name, and it is easy to call ...... What is it called, Long Aotian, Ye Liangchen, no, no...... This name is too big to feed!"
The two little ones also nodded in unison, as if they were also very dissatisfied with the name.
Chen Xiao said thoughtfully: "The dog is left, the dung ball, this is good, the crooked name is easy to feed...... At least Nike. ”
"Squeak !!"
The two little ones screamed instantly, glaring at Chen Xiao with grief and indignation.
"Resentment from the Golden Rat +30, +25, +65, +43......"
Chen Xiao patted his head: "Hey...... By the way, I don't know what about the male and female, but it's embarrassing to be a girl. ”
Chen Xiao took out the two small ones and looked down, the two little ones seemed to know what Chen Xiao wanted to do, and they screamed even worse, and the two hind legs were holding their fluffy tails.
Chen Xiao smiled dumbly: "Girl, at a young age, you still know how to be shy." ”
"Resentment from the Golden Rat +34,+23,+85,+33......"
Chen Xiao sighed: "I think back then, I was a professional in WeChat naming, and now I can still make you two stumped? Girl, girl...... What should it be called?"
Chen Xiao: "Xiufen, Cuihua?"
Two small ones: "Squeak!"
Chen Xiao: "Little cabbage...... No, no, no, little cabbage, yellow leaves, this name will be bitter when he hears it!"
Chen Xiao: "Xiaocao...... No, there is no scent of flowers, no tree height. ”
Chen Xiao walked all the way, chattering all the way, and finally the two little ones were already looking sad, shrunk on Chen Xiao's neckline, covering their ears, and didn't want to listen at all.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm hungry when I think about it, and I just want to eat dumplings, the big ones are called dumplings, and the small ones are called vinegar, all with my surname. ”
Chen Xiao finally finalized the names of the two small ones.
"Squeak!"
The two small ones continued to protest.
Chen Xiao's eyes glared: "If you ink again, one is called pork and the other is sauerkraut!"
The more he talked, the more hungry he became, Chen Xiao didn't have much thought, he looked up, and it was estimated that he should be able to reach the town where he drank ten days ago in a while.
"Squeak !!"
"Don't make a noise, I'll make a call. ”
Chen Xiao made a phone call to Zui Yunxian, but he didn't get through, and dialed Nie Lingling instead.
"Doodoo ......"
The phone rang for a long time before it was picked up.
Nie Lingling's crying voice came from the opposite side: "Chen Xiao...... You bastard, bastard, I thought you were dead when you knew a call for so long!"
Hearing Nie Lingling's scolding, Chen Xiao suddenly felt an inexplicable emotion, and suddenly felt that without the dumplings of the old Tang family's sister-in-law and the good cigarettes of the old man Guo, this New Year's Day would be okay.
Chen Xiao smiled and said: "You can't think of me well, such as practicing for a thousand miles, marrying the goddess of the sect, walking to the peak of life, and forgetting you?"
On the other side, Nie Lingling cried out "wow" all of a sudden: "Chen Xiao!
"From Nie Lingling's resentment +203."
The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "Can you not listen to the wind is rain, I'm joking." ”
Nie Lingling cried breathlessly: "My mother said that many of men's truths are told when they are joking!"
"Resentment from Nie Lingling +167."
Chen Xiao took the phone away from his ear and explained: "I've been in the mountains recently, there is no signal, are you doing well, are you obedient and serious about cultivating?"
Nie Lingling sobbed: "I'm not good, I'm not good at all!" I've started to practice qi, and my strength has become so strong that I can resist a hundred catties of things, but I just can't bear to miss you." ”
Chen Xiao suddenly felt a little headache and said bluntly: "I went back and found that if you still watch Korean dramas, then no matter how powerful you are, you can't bear me to beat you!"
Nie Lingling's breath was suffocated, and her resentment burst into anger: "Chen Xiao, you are a stone! I haven't heard a word for so long, and I am angry when I call, aren't you?"
Chen Xiao smiled and said, "Yes, it hurts me to smash people...... Okay, okay, I'll bring you two friends and introduce them to you. ”
Nie Lingling: ???
"Nie Linglin, you stop for me......"
An unfamiliar voice suddenly came from the phone, and Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who is this?"
Nie Lingling hurriedly said: "I won't tell you, the teacher of the theory class sued me again, and the head teacher came out to arrest me, and I will call you back at night...... Toot Toot ......"
Chen Xiao listened to the busy sound, and suddenly wondered a little, I don't know if I want this child to follow the practice of Qingyi to cultivate? Why is there a teacher again?