"Who stipulates that only women can take off their pants?" Wang Dadong rolled his eyes and said.

In fact, you can't blame Wang Dadong's perversion, but because Xiao Dongdong is too well developed, if you don't take off the trumpet, it is easy to catch the balls.

Wang Dadong put on his pants, washed his hands and walked out of the toilet.

"What's the matter with the boss?" Out of the toilet, Wang Dadong found that the female boss was also there, and asked with some doubts.

"Brother-in-law, tell me honestly, what did you do just now?" Lin Shi'er shouted with her hands on her hips.

The female boss also looked at herself with a dangerous face.

Wang Dadong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, how could this Nima feel like he was going to be tortured to extract a confession? I didn't do anything, I didn't even hit the!

"I, I didn't do anything, I just. Wang Dadong said weakly, is it also a crime to shhhhh

"I mean, what did you do before!" the little witch had a strong murderous aura on her body.

"Before, what else could I do playing with the computer?" Wang Dadong said casually.

The corner of the little witch's mouth raised a sneer, and said, "Brother-in-law, what are you doing with the computer?"

"What else can you do if you learn knowledge?" Wang Dadong didn't seem to understand what was going on, and sat down on the sofa.

Wang Dadong was calm on the surface, but he had some doubts in his heart, could it be that he was being monitored? But he really didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Originally, he wanted to use the office computer to watch the island's art films, but when he opened the few websites he had treasured for many years, he found that those websites had been blocked.

There is no way, in the face of the power of harmony, everything is a floating cloud.

Seeing that Wang Dadong looked like he didn't admit it, the coldness on the little witch's face became even stronger, now you are still pretending, wait for my aunt and grandmother to find out the evidence, and see if you can still be so calm.

"I'll tell you the truth, brother-in-law, I recently learned a powerful hacking technique and have intercepted the content of your video chat, do you dare to show us your chat history. ”

Wang Dadong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, he thought something was wrong, but he didn't expect that he was just seeing the content of the chat, he had expected this situation for a long time, so when chatting with the poppy, he used all the expression codes, and ordinary people couldn't see it at all.

"If you don't dare, you can look at it casually. Wang Dadong stood up as he said and gave the computer to Lin Shier.

Lin Shi'er immediately opened Wang Dadong's QQ chat history, and found that the chat history was still there, and immediately looked at Wang Dadong with a dead expression and said, "Brother-in-law, now that the evidence is conclusive, what else do you have to say?"

"What evidence?" Wang Dadong was confused, could it be that this little girl could really understand these codes?

"You're looking for evidence from Miss on the Internet!" Lin Shi'er said loudly.

"I'll wipe it!" Wang Dadong's eyes widened when he heard this: "I said little devil, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, when will I find Miss!"

Lin Shi'er had an evil smile on her face, pointed to the chat on the screen and said, "Brother-in-law, don't think that I can't understand it if you use a code. ”

After speaking, he continued with a sad face: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I really misjudged you, you said that you have a wife as beautiful as a flower, and you still have to go to find Miss, are you worthy of my sister!"

"Little devil, you have to make it clear to me today, when will I find Miss!" Wang Dadong said loudly, spicy next door, if this matter is not clear, the boss must not break his third leg.

Lin Shi'er saw that Wang Dadong still wanted to quibble, so she immediately pointed to the first set of expressions and said: "This lunch box 500 and moon 800, doesn't it mean 500 for fast food and 800 for night?"

"Uh......" Wang Dadong's eyes widened suddenly, and he had to admire Lin Shi'er's powerful associative ability.

Seeing that Wang Dadong didn't speak, Lin Shi'er pointed to Wang Dadong's basketball and table tennis expressions and said: "This basketball and table tennis, one is a big ball and the other is a small ball, obviously, you are asking whether people have big breasts or small breasts!"

Wang Dadong's expression can no longer be described as surprised.

"Hmph, as for the final beer and coffee, it is very difficult, of course, it is still difficult to defeat the smartest young girl in the world!" Lin Shi'er said with a smug face.

"Oh, then tell me, what does this beer and coffee mean?" Wang Dadong was also curious about what Lin Shi'er's interpretation of this beer and coffee would be.

"Beer and coffee, cup after cup, people are answering you E cup and E cup! Finally, you reply with an OK gesture to indicate that you agree to the deal!"

Although Lin Shiyan didn't speak, a disappointed expression appeared on his face.

Although she had always suspected that Wang Dadong would secretly go out to do health care or something, but after all, it was a suspicion and no evidence was caught, but today, she was arrested.

And he was caught by his sister.

I thought that Wang Dadong would never give up on himself like on TV, but I didn't expect that he would start to be unable to control his body now, and he still wanted to entrust Lin Shi'er to him......

Seeing that the female boss's face was getting colder and colder, Wang Dadong knew that if he didn't explain, it would be a dead rhythm, so he immediately said: "Boss, listen to my explanation!"

"There's nothing to explain!" The more Lin Shiyan thought about it, the more angry she became, fortunately today's incident was discovered by her, otherwise once she really failed to survive, her sister would fall into the clutches of this beast.

It's horrible!

"Brother-in-law, say any last words as soon as possible, otherwise I will kill my relatives in righteousness!" It just so happened that there was an ancient sword used for decoration in the office, which was pulled out by Lin Shi'er and held in his hand at this time.

Wang Dadong swallowed his saliva and said: "I don't understand what you just said, my friend is a doctor, your sister has been unwell recently, so I will help her ask what she needs to pay attention to, and she told me to drink more water, lunch box 500 means to drink 500 ml of water after meals, and Moon 800 refers to drinking 800 ml of water at night." ”

"What about basketball and table tennis?" the little witch refused to give up.

"That's to ask her what to drink after exercising, and she replied beer and coffee, what's the problem? But you, where did you know these expressions, and what they mean?"

Looking at Wang Dadong's eyes, Lin Shi'er suddenly felt a little weak.

At this time, Lin Shiyan's eyes also looked at Lin Shi'er, yes, how did Lin Shi'er know that these symbols represented that meaning?

"Little devil, if you have any last words, say it as soon as possible, otherwise I will kill my relatives in righteousness!" Wang Dadong looked at Lin Shi'er with a smile on his face.