Chapter 4: Heavenly Corpse Sword Destiny Or Licking Cheap Life? (I really want to recommend votes...... )
No, you have to run! In a flash of light, Chen Xiao had already made a decision.
It's never a good idea to be in the same room with a mentally ill person with a knife, not to mention that she wants to stab you.
"Bang!"
Just as Chen Xiao pondered and turned around, the door suddenly closed out of thin air, and there was a crisp sound in the lock cylinder, which was locked.
Chen Xiao immediately urinated.
This is...... Superpowers???
I got the script wrong...... Dogs!
The woman said calmly: "You don't have to be afraid, I will only take your heart's blood, and I won't hurt your life." ”
The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth twitched.
Don't you be afraid, you and I will be stupid! Bloodletting will be heartbroken, and you will be able to receive a boxed lunch when you are done!
What to do?
In the current situation, I can't run, do I really have to work hard?
Chen Xiao compared the strength of the enemy and me, and was a little frustrated.
This malnourished body has its arms stretched...... Not to mention empty-handed into the white blade, it seems that grabbing bananas empty-handed may not necessarily be able to grab this mother who is nutritionally balanced at a glance.
"Poof!"
Chen Xiao's face changed several times, and then he suddenly knelt down as soon as he gritted his teeth, and said sincerely: "Mom, you see clearly, I am your son, my own son, and I don't eat tiger poison!"
is desperate, and now Chen Xiao hopes that his mother still has a little humanity and can let him live.
It seemed that she didn't expect Chen Xiao to kneel down at all, the woman was stunned for a moment, and then she looked panicked, and hurriedly avoided Chen Xiao's kneeling, and exclaimed: "Don't call me mom, I'm not your mom!"
Chen Xiao's face turned green in an instant, it's over, his son doesn't recognize it, I'm afraid this hurdle can't be overcome.
However, at this moment, a violent roar was suddenly heard outside, and then a double cannon burst in through the window, directly hitting the chandelier.
"Boom!"
The twin cannons exploded directly, and the flames were overflowing.
The old-fashioned chandelier was blown to shreds, fell from the ceiling, and fell over the.
"Ah......h
Then Chen Xiao heard a scream, and saw his mother wearing a sheet and a chandelier, and began to dance fiercely under the flickering lights.
Hey?
Chen Xiao understood at a glance that this was to make the electricity call.
Opportunity!
Chen Xiao turned his head and wanted to run, but his hand was on the doorknob, but he looked back hesitantly.
The old city is full of old buildings, all indoor meters, and the fuses used are not air switches, and there is no leakage protector.
"Ya, I really owe you in my last life!"
Chen Xiaoyi gritted his teeth, directly opened the meter box at the door, and pulled the gate down.
"Poof!"
The woman collapsed directly to the ground, her hair was messy, her breathing was short, her eyes were distracted, and she twitched from time to time.
Chen Xiao was a little surprised, isn't it going to work?
But soon the woman seemed to be relieved, and looked at Chen Xiao with a painful expression: "Sure enough, it is the legendary Heavenly Corpse Sword Destiny, whoever touches it is unlucky." ”
Chen Xiao was stunned, there were just the two of them in this room, and his mother was obviously talking to him.
But hearing this, Chen Xiao felt uncomfortable: "No, I saved your life, why are you still scolding? You are licking and cheap! Your whole family is ...... Ahem......"
Chen Xiao was halfway through the words, and then he felt that there was a problem, in a sense, wasn't he also with her?
The woman's expression was suffocated, and she shook her head helplessly: "You misunderstood, I didn't scold you, and I am not a Heavenly Corpse Sword Destiny, my destiny is not as good as you, I am a Natural Red Corpse Sword Destiny." ”
"Eating ------- is cheap?"
Chen Xiao choked for a moment, and looked at his mother with a little pity, why should he bother with a mentally ill person.
"Forget it...... Seeing you're fine, I'm leaving, I'll call the mental hospital, and someone will pick you up later. ”
"Don't call!" the woman's expression changed dramatically, and she said eagerly, "It's time to tell you the truth of the matter!"
Chen Xiao was stunned when he heard this, and when he turned around, he saw his mother's sincere and serious expression.
Don't...... Psychosis was electrified?
What is the truth? Chen Xiao was a little curious.
Seeing Chen Xiao standing, the woman did not hesitate, and said quickly: "Actually, I am not your mother, I am a sword immortal." ”
"Sword Immortal?"
The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth twitched, curious!
I finally understood why Ya was so out of tune, and she actually felt that she was a sword immortal!
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Xiao put his mobile phone in his pocket and sighed in his heart.
After this escape, the surveillance of the mental hospital will definitely be tighter, and he wants to leave the city and start a new life.
In the future, a traveler who occupies a magpie's nest will not be missed, and a mentally ill mother who fantasizes that she is a sword fairy will not be sad because she will never be able to see her son again.
Then this time, it should be regarded as "Chen Xiao" and do his duty as a son.
Perhaps, Chen Xiao himself does not understand why there is such a choice.
Chen Xiao squatted down: "Well, the junior recognized the wrong person, the immortal will be a moment later, and later, the local sect "Nanling Mental Health Center" will send his subordinates to greet the immortal, this place is the premier cave heaven blessed land in Nanling City, which is full of spiritual energy, and all the immortals gather, which can make the immortals practice with peace of mind and make friends. ”
Then Chen Xiao picked up his mobile phone and shook it in front of his mother: "This is a summoning jade talisman, the younger generation knows an elder surnamed Wang here, and now I will summon him and ask him to leave immediately to pick up the immortals." ”
The woman listened with a sluggish face, and when she saw that Chen Xiao had clicked on the call record, she immediately became anxious: "I'm not sick, what I said is true!"
Chen Xiaoshen nodded approvingly: "Well, Shangxian is in good health and in good spirits, how can he be sick?"
I am sick only if I cooperate with you.
While appeasing his mother, Chen Xiao manipulated his mobile phone and wanted to call Dr. Wang, but the copycat smartphone was too stuck and stuck on the call record page.
Seeing Chen Xiao's perfunctory appearance, the woman was completely blinded: "I'm really not your mother, and I'm not mentally ill, I was originally a "Lingxiao Sword Immortal" outside the thirty-three heavens practicing Tsing Yi, because I learned in advance that the "Silent Annihilation Immortal Tribulation" fled to the lower realm!
"Who knew that when I came, I happened to meet your family traveling, your parents were killed by the remnants of the Heavenly Dao, and you were the only one who survived, I used the last trace of mana to transform into your mother and fainted, but after waking up, I found that you were a heavenly corpse sword fate that has not been encountered for thousands of years, I couldn't avoid it, so I had to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and hide in a mental hospital, you must believe me......"
Chen Xiao, who was fiddling with his mobile phone, paused.
In his memory, it is said that his parents were struck by lightning because they took him to a mountain to celebrate his birthday when he was one year old.
His father died directly, and his mother also became mentally ill when she woke up, and she was also in the newspaper at that time, reminding the general public not to climb the mountain in rainy weather.
Should be...... I was hit too hard, so I weaved a fantasy.
Chen Xiao: "I believe in you. ”
Lian Qingyi looked sad and indignant: "You just don't believe it!"
Chen Xiao took a deep breath, his eyes blazing: "I really believe in you." ”
"Don't think you're serious, I think you believe it!"
Lian Qingyi was going to be angry and crying, thinking that she had been in the fairy world for three thousand years, how could she have suffered such a grievance, and a Dao heart that was not shocked by the sky was about to be exploded with anger.
Lian Qingyi calmed down and said solemnly: "As long as you listen to what I say, I will fulfill your dream, any dream!"
Lian Tsing Yi didn't want to promise, she is not an ordinary person, she knows that where there is an ostomy industry, there must be cause and effect.
She had already seen the horror of the Heavenly Corpse Sword, and if Chen Xiao really made a wish that she couldn't catch, then the cause and effect between the two of them would be unclear.
Chen Xiao frowned, the broken copycat machine had been restarted several times, and it was still stuck.
In a fit of anger, Chen Xiao directly restored the phone to factory settings, then raised his eyelids and said: "I don't have any dreams, if there is now, then I want you to keep your mouth shut, my brain hurts a little." ”
Chen Xiao found a stool to sit and wait for the system to reset, looking at the bleak situation in the room, Chen Xiao felt a little aggrieved.
Lamps, rectifiers, have to spend a lot of money, it is estimated that the grandson who fired the cannon also ran away at this time.
Lian Qingyi trembled all over, and said angrily: "Can't you have a little talent, you don't even have dreams! Money, beauty, power is not what you mortals pursue? As long as I recover my strength, I can give it to you!"
When Chen Xiao heard this, his face sank: "As long as I give me time, I will get these, and what I want, no one can give it!"
Lian Qingyi saw that Chen Xiao was angered, and he was secretly happy in his heart: "I can give you whatever you want!"
Chen Xiaochang took a breath, looked out the window blankly, and muttered, "I want a home." ”
Lian Qingyi suddenly fell silent, she really couldn't give this.
"Alas...... You don't have to be like this, the fate of the Heavenly Corpse Sword is even more fierce than the Heavenly Demon Lone Star, your parents are destined to be killed by you, not only that, as long as the person close to you or you express kindness to someone, that person is bound to be unlucky. ”
Chen Xiao himself was still a little sad, but when he heard Lian Qingyi's words, his face turned black directly: "I still prefer you to shut up." ”
Lian Qingyi said in his heart, it's bad, he offended this kid, and hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, you change your dream, I will definitely be able to help you achieve this!"
Chen Xiao was a little helpless, is every mental illness a chatterbox, looking at the restoring of the factory settings of the reading strip is only 56%.
Chen Xiao looked up at Lian Qingyi and said, "Is it as long as I say another dream, you can't do it, just shut up?"
Lian Qingyi nodded solemnly: "Okay!"
Chen Xiao pondered for a moment, his eyes lit up slightly, and he looked directly at Lian Qingyi.
"Listen up!"
"Listen up!"
Chen Xiao pointed to the sky with one hand, scratched the ground with the other, and said sonorously: "I want to ...... This day can no longer cover my eyes, this earth can no longer bury my heart, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, I want all these Buddhas to disappear, do you hear clearly?"
Lian Qingyi looked at Chen Xiao in disbelief, trembling all over: "You...... Say what?"
"Ahem......"
Chen Xiao withdrew his hand a little embarrassed, and accidentally entered the play.
However, seeing the stunned practice of Qingyi, Chen Xiao secretly thought that the effect should have been achieved.