“…… If I make a movie in the future, I will never let the two people in the back come in!"

Feng Xiaogang threw down such a sentence with great righteousness, and then turned around very chic and walked out of the theater.

At this time, David Wang's inner monologue came again.

"I heard from the people on the side, this guy has been coming for several days in a row, and he leaves every time he kisses after watching it......"

The whole monologue came out in the middle of Feng Xiaogang's dashing back in slow motion, and this effect was really.

"Hahahaha......"

The audience couldn't laugh anymore, because this monologue, coupled with Feng Xiaogang's passionate performance, doesn't this just show Director Feng's character?

After seeing the kiss and leaving?

Okay, Director Feng is somewhat blackening himself, but it's not bad, Wu Xiang doesn't just care about black.

“…… Later, this guy really made a movie, and everyone still liked him very much, and he won awards, and in his movie, the kiss was really not interrupted......"

On the big screen at this time, it was a picture of Feng Xiaogang winning awards!

"Hahaha......" I don't know why, the more I look at these pictures, the more people laugh, and I can't stop laughing.

This is tantamount to admitting it, properly admitting it, Feng Xiaogang is playing himself!

"Giggle......" Fan Ye is not good either, she has no image of this smile, "What do you think? This plot is so interesting." ”

"Well, that's what Chen Yu thought. Wu Xiang didn't take credit, he told the truth.

That's right, this is the original plot of "Egg Fried Rice". It's in the original, but it's the original one. It wasn't played by Feng Xiaogang, it was played by a young actor who was more like Feng Xiaogang.

Hey, yes, the original movie is really a small production of zuò, where did you invite Feng Xiaogang? Besides, this is a dusty past, even if this story is true. Then Feng Xiaogang was so open to blacken himself?

So, in the original movie, let's be honest. If it weren't for Wu Xiang, who was more able to relate, otherwise he wouldn't know that it was Feng Xiaogang.

So is Feng Xiaogang willing to hack himself this time?

Of course, it's not that easy, even if it's you Wu Xiang? Why is Lao Tzu at your mercy?

This thing, everyone's a strong combination, right? And there's another one. can help you Director Feng's new film. Propaganda and propaganda.

Yes, today, Director Feng and several of the main creators of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", are they here for nothing?

Otherwise, Feng Xiaogang, how could he open up as soon as he saw Wu Xiang?

There are reasons for this, but in this case, did you Director Feng watch this kissing movie in a row?

Is there any?!say!

Well, we can't torture them.

Since there is no such thing as the above process. Can Feng Xiaogang still admit it?

Even if Chen Yu found a few witnesses back then, they had all heard Feng Xiaogang brag about this bull to himself. But Feng Xiaogang didn't admit it!

It's okay if you don't admit it, it's already acting anyway, anyway, you Feng Xiaogang is now, the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants, it's not but. Of course, it's actually nothing, what age is it now, right?

Of course, during the shooting, there were still some technical problems, that is, Feng Xiaogang is old after all, but fortunately, on the one hand, because the screening hall was blind when the movie was shown, on the other hand, Wu Xiang's makeup team was also very strong, especially the special effects makeup, which Sun Daxing had learned specially.

There was a black-and-white video on the screen again, it was the famous shooting athlete Xu Haifeng, and his deeds are believed to be known to many people, which shows that the time in the movie is the 80s, and it should be 84-85 years.

"Huhuhahe!

Is this a nunchuck?

"Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending!"

Well, David Zhang's imitation ability is really too bad......

"Giggle......" However, Su Jasmine was still laughed at by him.

Today, it's actually Su Jasmine's birthday, and David just came to such a parody show to make her happy, it seems that the effect is good, so is there a reward?

Kiss!

It's a kiss, but it's a kiss across a piece of paper.

"I, my chest hurts, poof, poof!"

"Giggle...... Fool!"

Youth is good, although Huang Bo's face makes people feel a little inconsistent with the actual age of the character, but Gao Yuanyuan is different, she really released the pure taste on her body.

Let's put it this way, in fact, acting in Wu Xiang's play is helpful to Gao Yuanyuan, and she herself feels that her acting skills have improved, because Wu Xiang always lets Gao Yuanyuan play what he is best at.

Actually, this is thanks to "Seventeen-Year-Old Bicycle", maybe this film has all kinds of problems, but Gao Yuanyuan in it really left a deep impression on Wu Xiang.

Gao Yuanyuan is more suitable for that, combing a student's hair and wearing a school uniform...... Although she is 30 years old this year.

In the next plot, Hongbing interrupted David and Gao Yuanyuan, which is obvious, the character of Li Hongbing also likes Jasmine, so doesn't David like it?

"Oh, you stinky boy! Don't run! See if the old lady doesn't kill her!" Li Qinqin came out, she played David's mother, she had appeared before, but it was not as prominent as it is now.

Why did he kill his own son?

Of course, it will not be killed, but it makes the old lady so angry, so what did David do?

"You stinky boy! You suck a lot of things! Blow your nose on this mattress? I call you blow your nose! I call you ......"

Blowing your nose?

But at this time, some female neighbors on the screen showed a very strange smile.

So, is this blowing your nose?

"Hehehe......" Many viewers understood, and they were a little embarrassed when they laughed.

Obviously, this is a dream relic, with David's honesty. How can you masturbate yourself?

The next plot is basically the plot in the original movie, an honest man like David. It wasn't enough to soak in the goddess, but fortunately, he became a cook and took his father's class, but he stabbed the basket, although his father paid a certain loss of dignity, but David still stayed in the state-run Furui Lou Hotel.

Sweeping!

Sweep the floor, sweep the floor. But what hit David the most was the death of his father.

The Red Soldier reconciled with Jasmine, and then split up again. Jasmine is also pregnant with the Red Soldier's child.

"I'll marry you. ”

"We can't be together!"

The goddess is the goddess, even if people have green tea, but the sling spare tire still can't be soaked, this reason. Actually, nothing has changed.

Su Jasmine had a baby. It was David who was accompanied, and this is what almost figured out in all love stories, and after the operation, Jasmine wanted to eat something, so David took her to Furui House.

"I'm going to make egg fried rice!"

Want to make egg fried rice? You're a floor sweeper!

However, in the face of the kitchen knife in David's hand, all the dragons relented.

The movie "Hahaha......" has arrived here. There are still a lot of laughs, and David's resolute expression at this time. and the expressions of the dragons are unbearable.

With a snort, the flames jumped up, and David began his first real egg fried rice in his life!

Focused, extremely focused, like a man looking at the woman he loves the most.

At this time, the movie screen is full of flames, fried spoons, rice, eggs, and other ingredients for egg fried rice, under the 3D technology, they seem to be dancing there, and this qiē is not as moving as David Zhang's focused expression!

"It's missing, but it's the best I can do right now. ”

It's done, but David at this time feels that he is not doing well enough, and at this moment, many viewers unconsciously left a tear.

This is the personal cultivation of a sling spare tire!

Even if it's the girl you like in your heart, she was given by someone else, she has a child, and she is beaten, but the sling spare tires will make a bowl of rice for the person you like, and do your best, what a spiritual realm is this?

But doesn't this kind of thing exist zài?

No, no, no, it is estimated that the tears just now came all the way from the spare tire, regardless of men and women!

"......" took a bite of egg fried rice, Su Jasmine cried, she is not an emotionless person, and this bowl of egg fried rice is still the best she has ever eaten, but she didn't say anything, just ate the fried rice one bite at a time.

In the original movie, Su Jasmine would eat a bite of egg fried rice here, and then say, "It's delicious!"

Although she said it with tears in her eyes at the time, it was too thunderous for this place to come to such a sentence.

Moreover, in the original version, in order to enhance the comedy effect, David was chased by a group of hotel employees, to be honest, it was also very dramatic.

Wu Xiang didn't do this, he just asked Su Jasmine, who is Gao Yuanyuan, to eat the fried rice one bite at a time, and then let David Zhang just look at it, just watch it like that.

This is a personal cultivation of a sling spare tire, Wu Xiang has a deep understanding in his previous life!

"Will you make this bowl of egg fried rice for me?"

Wu Xiang was recalling the events of his previous life, but he didn't expect that Fan Ye asked in a low voice.

It is simply too difficult to answer this sentence, because of the deep meaning implied in this sentence, how can Wu Xiang not understand?

"I don't know how to cook. After thinking about it for a while, Wu Xiang gave such an answer.

"It's not like you're really making egg fried rice!Fool!" Fan Ye pinched Wu Xiang while speaking, but fortunately it was blinded by the black light.

At this moment, although Wu Xiang was very painful, he could feel the gentleness of Fan Ye, and this gentleness was what made Wu Xiang the most uncomfortable.

In fact, what Wu Xiang didn't know was that at the time of this episode, there were many ladies in this viewing hall, all of whom were asking the men around them similar questions as Fan Ye.

"Will you do this bowl of egg fried rice for me?" (To be continued......)

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