Chapter 521: Unstoppable! (2nd Update)

At this moment, not only Xiao Hongming was slapped in the face, but many media who had sung down comedians before were also slapped in the face, including some melon-eating people who were clamoring before. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Whether the comedian is good-looking or not, you can understand it by looking at the hot discussions on the Internet now, on Weibo, on personal social platforms, and in the circle of friends, it can be seen that the audience is very satisfied with this show.

Although the media doesn't know the ratings of comedians now, looking at this situation, it must be bad.

"Hilarious recommendation, not only is every guest in this show good-looking, but even the host can go to cross talk, it's so funny!"

"It's good-looking, it's been a long time since I've sat in front of the TV for so long, especially watching the show with my family, and the scene where I laughed so much that my stomach hurt, it seems to be ...... It's only a scene that I watched the Spring Festival Gala sketches together when I was a child, and I miss ing ing......"

"Who said that this show was not good-looking, it was so popular, especially the scenes of those stars in the background, I like to watch it the most. ”

At this time, on TV, Zhou Xing's program was still continuing.

Zhou Xing hesitated while holding the stone, while Huang Xuyang forced: "Do you want to let it go?"

seemed to be angry by what Huang Xuyang said, Zhou Xing turned his heart sideways: "Put, put, I can't let you go!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing threw the stone aside!

But in the next second, a miserable scream sounded on the stage, not only the audience was stunned for a moment, but Zhou Xing and Huang Xuyang were also taken aback and looked around.

At this moment, a voice slowly sounded: "Then you can't put it on my waist?"

With the sound, a figure struggled to get up from where the stone had fallen.

When the audience saw it, they were immediately happy.

"Hey, isn't that who?"

"Yes, yes, with Zhou Xing, I will perform the ...... of that sketch in the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala"

"I know, his target is Sister Hammer, yes, it's called Liu Wei!"

"Hahaha, this product is here again, it's so miserable as soon as it appears......"

Indeed, it was Liu Wei who played this role.

Now that Guo Chao has gotten up, Liu Wei can't get up or down, he lacks a fire, Zhou Xing is ready to push him up on the stage of a comedian, and naturally he won't forget to take him with him.

Huang Xuyang immediately nervously turned his gun at Liu Wei: "Who are you?"

Liu Wei was suddenly startled, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, I'm a French war correspondent, let Reza!"

Huang Xuyang was stunned and asked again: "Call ...... What's it called?"

Liu Wei said angrily: "Let the thunder explode!"

"Poofha!" the audience burst into laughter.

Zhou Xing seemed to understand the audience's thoughts, and immediately said speechlessly: "Your name is quite weak, how can you call Rang Lei Bang? You should call it a ...... It's called Jean Ranno!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing also explained: "Let Lei move." ”

The audience laughed again.

Liu Wei suddenly rolled his eyes, especially on his dark face, the white eyeballs looked very obvious, and then, Liu Wei seemed to remember something, and said:

"You don't have to worry about me, you go on! I want the whole world to see it!"

Zhou Xing was taken aback: "The whole world can see it?"

Liu Wei immediately nodded: "Mmmm!"

In the next second, the audience saw that Zhou Xing's eyes lit up, and he was busy sorting out his clothes as if his face had changed, and finally after posing, he hooked his hand towards Liu Wei, and his voice became gentle: "Come, Xiao Bang, come, record me!"

"Hahaha, this guy ......"

Zhou Xing's appearance of this bag once again amused the audience.

I saw Zhou Xing waving his hand at the camera in Liu Wei's hand with a smile on his face: "Hello, all over the world!"

While speaking, Zhou Xing pointed at Huang Xuyang:

"This - is a very good sniper, just now, captured by an even better militia with an unarmed and heroic posture!"

Huang Xuyang's face suddenly turned cloudy: "No...... Isn't it? Facing the media, you~~~ Why do you seem to have changed as a different person?"

Seeing Huang Xuyang's bewildered appearance, the audience suddenly became happy.

Huang Xuyang said angrily: "Ah, can you be real!"

Just when the audience thought that Huang Xuyang was going to go crazy, they saw him slam his waist and also put on a sassy posture: "Who was captured by you?"

"Poofhahahaha!"

"These two goods, it turns out to be a virtue, hahaha......"

At this time, Zhou Xing saw Huang Xuyang's appearance, a weird smile appeared on his face, and he nodded: "You weren't captured by me, were you?"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing pointed to the back: "Okay, let's go!"

Huang Xuyang's face froze instantly, making the audience laugh.

And Zhou Xing didn't forget to tease the knife: "You go, you are free, you are free!"

The audience laughed and applauded, Zhou Xing's cheapness made them laugh.

Not only the audience, but also the guests laughed more than once the camera switched, which made the audience even happier to watch.

In the laughter of the audience, Huang Xuyang spoke incoherently and stammered: "I ...... myself I'm free, I'm free, I'm going to go, I'm up to me!"

While saying that, Huang Xuyang's body was still changing, obviously embarrassed, and his appearance made the audience laugh louder.

"Hahaha!"

Zhou Xing mocked: "Are you still competing with me?"

Huang Xuyang said angrily: "What's the matter?"

Zhou Xing took a pose and walked towards Huang Xuyang: "Fight!"

Huang Xuyang still didn't come back to his senses too much: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Xing smiled, like a boxer, a punch hammered on Huang Xuyang's body, Huang Xuyang hurriedly dodged, Zhou Xing shouted "come on!come on baby", and gave Huang Xuyang another punch.

But in the next second, Huang Xuyang violently held the butt of the gun and smashed it towards Zhou Xing, hitting Zhou Xing's lower body, and in an instant, Zhou Xing was so painful that he covered his crotch and fell to the ground: "Oh~~~"

"Hahahaha!"

"You deserve it......!"

The audience laughed, and at the same time, some people couldn't help but touch their own underneath, and they felt a little pain in their hearts.

After a while, Zhou Xing slowly got up and squeezed out a smile at Liu Wei's camera:

"That...... Even if it treats me like this, I won't kill him, I'm going to let him see with his own eyes how we won this victory, I'm going to make him chubby for nothing!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing smiled: "I'm thirsty, ah, pick a fruit for you to eat." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Xing walked to the big tree next to him: "Ah...... I'll pick you a big one!"

Just when Zhou Xing touched the big fruit with both hands, there was a sudden 'click' sound - this is a thunder!

Zhou Xing's face was stiff, and after the audience was stunned, the moment of "hahahahaha" burst into laughter!

And at this time.

Many media reporters also watched this show at home, and when they saw this, they already understood that it is absolutely impossible for comedians to be finished, but they are unstoppable.

Thinking of the news I posted before, how can I wait, and quickly call the editor of my platform:

"Lao Du, are you free, please do something, now hurry up and help me delete the article I wrote about comedians before, thank you very much. ”

"Zhang Cheng, have you watched the comedian? Yes, can you do me a favor now? Okay, I can't hide anything from you. Yes, yes, hurry up and help me delete the previous report, I'm afraid I'll have to be scolded if it's late, my scolding is a trivial matter, I'm afraid that our entire platform will be scolded, and it will be miserable......"

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Sorry, there was a delay in the morning, but the second update was delivered, and the next chapter was still at five o'clock in the afternoon.