Thirty-five, the handsome guy gives you dish soap

Huai'an Mansion says that it is not big, and it is not small.

It's small because what happens in any corner of the campus becomes old news after a class. Therefore, within 20 minutes of He Wenlin's attack at the school gate, at least five people described the heart-wrenching scene in front of Jiang Shuiyuan.

When Jiang Shuiyuan listened to the first person's story, he had already decided that this was definitely Wu Zichen's handwriting, and the strong help of Pu Xiaoxiang was absolutely indispensable. When he was about to ask these two daring guys about the guilt, he found that the campus was indeed very large, and Wu Zichen and Pu Xiaoxiang, two big living people, were left inside, and they were stunned for a morning and couldn't find them.

It doesn't matter if you can't find it, Jiang Shuiyuan is convinced that "the monk can't run the temple if he runs", so he sits firmly on the Diaoyutai and prepares to wait for the rabbit. As a result, the rabbit grinder slept lazily and did not appear near the stump for a long time, which made Jiang Shuiyuan very angry, and his heart said Wait for me to catch you, I will definitely put you in eighteen positions!

When it was time for class in the afternoon, Wu Zichen finally appeared in the classroom, and greeted him with a smile: "Yo, boss, I haven't seen you in the morning, and you have become much more handsome!

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a straight face: "Don't talk nonsense, come on, come on, come and copy the word 'death' to me a hundred times!"

"Why?" Wu Zichen was a little confused about the meaning of the river water source.

"Why? Because some people don't know how to write the word 'death', so I teach him!" After speaking, Jiang Shuiyuan dragged him outside the classroom and asked angrily, "Tell me honestly, did you and Pu Xiaoxiang do what happened this morning?"

Wu Zichen had a blank expression on his face: "What happened this morning? I didn't come this morning because I asked for leave, I don't know what happened!"

"Give me back the pretend! If you pretend again, you can explain to the principal and the old class!"

Wu Zichen patted his head at this time: "Oh, I remembered." Boss, you should be talking about the incident that happened at the school gate this morning when the vice president of the student council stepped on three boats and was finally splashed with feces, right? I saw it on the school forum, and after reading it, I only felt relaxed and happy, and I couldn't help but want to give 32 praises to the hero who planned this matter! For this reason, I also wrote a special poem to celebrate, saying, "Great pleasure, dung attack President He." The posture of a mere person. Pedal three boats. I dare to deceive girls, I don't want to pay when I go shopping, and I love to drink spicy soup'-"

Jiang Shuiyuan was furious: "If you dare to open the river again, believe it or not, I will let the old class transfer you to the last row?"

Wu Zichen hurriedly smiled and said: "Boss, even if you ask casually, the younger brother must know everything and say everything, as for the matter of changing seats-you see that the old class has to attend classes every day, prepare for classes, change homework, and produce test papers, and is so busy that it is like chewing Xuanmai, and he can't stop at all." You don't want to bother him with such a trivial matter, right?"

"Then you tell me honestly, did you do He Wenlin's incident this morning?"

"Yes!" Wu Zichen replied crisply. "But I'm just a planner, and the specific execution is someone else. ”

"Is Pu Xiaoxiang also stirring in it?"

Wu Zichen smiled bitterly and said: "Boss, do you think it's appropriate for you to ask me this question? You should know, the beauty of Puda University has long seen that my nose is not a nose and my face is not a face, if I dare to talk nonsense, do you think I am still good?"

"I understand when you say that," Jiang Shuiyuan said expressionlessly, "You should quickly go to the head teacher and turn yourself in." Strive for leniency. In the face of your unprecedentedly bad behavior, it is estimated that expulsion from school is light. For the sake of you and my friends for more than a year. Now I'll go into the house and help you pack up your books and stationery, so you don't have to be in a hurry when you leave!"

Wu Zichen grabbed the water source of the river that was about to enter the house, and begged bitterly: "Don't be like this, boss, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm not good now, I'm kowtowing now to admit my mistake." You don't think about the fact that I have followed you around in the past few years, and there is no merit and hard work, and there is no hard work and fatigue. You should also think that I am a student of the second (second) class of high school and a member of the Kodansha of Chinese Studies! If this matter is exposed, it will not only damage your image as the boss, but also affect the reputation of the second (second) class of high school and the Kodansha of Chinese Studies. And you know that the old class started to have a violent temper, and it is possible to dismantle me into eight pieces and divide my body into five horses! For the sake of my younger brother's life and the reputation of the class club, you can help me!"

Jiang Shuiyuan sneered: "What did I say to you that day? Otherwise, don't blame me for taking the initiative to report to the school. Hmph, don't say that my brother won't help you! After you die, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall, one writing 'death is more than innocent,' and the other is 'death is not a pity'! You can choose for yourself!"

Wu Zichen cried bitterly and said: "Boss, don't you be so ruthless, okay? It's a big deal, I swear a poisonous oath, if I do such a prank again in the future, I will let the ugliest boy and the ugliest girl in the world sit next to me, and throw flattering eyes at me every day, until I can't vomit and is shaky." That's always okay, right?"

"Can you make such a tragic poisonous oath?" Okay, then I'll help you one last time!" In the final analysis, this incident was caused by himself, Wu Zichen made such an ancient and shocking prank to avenge himself, no matter what, Jiang Shuiyuan could not do it too far, "Say, how do you plan to apologize to others? How to compensate others for their mental losses and make up for their psychological trauma?"

As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan's words fell, Wu Zichen immediately resurrected on the spot full of blood, and there was no trace of tears and snot on his face at all.

Hearing that Jiang Shuiyuan wanted him to apologize to He Wenlin, Wu Zichen snorted angrily: "Why do you want me to apologize to him? If you want me to apologize to him, it's okay, he has to first distort the facts on the forum, slander the boss, and the behavior of pretending to be public and selfish on the forum, and reversing black and white in front of everyone, and apologize to the boss before he can say it!"

Although the stench on He Wenlin's body has been cleaned now, the dirt attached to his reputation has been fresh for a long time, and almost everyone who walks by him will remember his glorious image at the campus gate in the morning, and this story will spread more and more widely, making the whole province know about it, and it will also spread for more and more time, becoming a campus classic in Huai'an Mansion. At this time, he wanted to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds and redeem himself, so how could he still pour sewage on himself?

"Then how do you want to solve it?" Jiang Shuiyuan asked rhetorically.

Wu Zichen thought for a while and replied: "He He Wenlin ruined your reputation and poured dirty water on your head, after all, he only used words, not real actions. And although our revenge this time is also to splash dirty water, after all, we stained his clothes with gold juice. Otherwise, I'll compensate him for a bottle of dish soap, boss, what do you think?" (To be continued......)