The stick man who was fierce himself was frightened and hid back, but the woman next to him changed her cowardice at the beginning and stood in front of her boyfriend.

"You killed our dog, you need compensation! This dog is valuable, you Chinese, can you afford to pay compensation? Hurry up and leave, we can not claim compensation from you!"

Listening to the woman's quick and anxious words, I was amused by her.

I deliberately pretended to be an indigenous person who had never seen the world, and asked suspiciously, "How valuable is your dog?"

Seeing that I hesitated, the stick girl thought that she had grasped my weakness, and hurriedly said: "We have a purebred and excellent pit bull, worth more than one or two hundred thousand dollars!

As he spoke, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, as if there was some unpleasant smell on my body, and it felt like a dirty second girl who had been working in the city for a few years and was dirty when he returned to the village.

As soon as I heard this, I laughed until I panicked again, and then said, "One or two hundred thousand dollars, that's a big number, my heart is about to stop beating."

However, you two seem to have forgotten that you let the dogs attack us first, and killing your dogs can only be regarded as legitimate defense, right?"

Looking at my playful smile, the stick children didn't know what my idea was, thinking that I was really afraid of paying a huge amount of money, and said with a tough mouth: "But no one has seen it except us, this is a pristine island that has not been built, and there is no surveillance, who can prove that it was our dog who attacked you first?"

"Oh!" I nodded, and suddenly said, "I see, it seems that we can't afford to lose money on you dogs?"

"Of course!"

As the stick girl seemed to be in control of the situation in the confrontation, the man behind her also came to his senses, and said viciously: "If you don't have any money to compensate, get out of here!"

Chinese, I'm afraid they won't have access to this amount of money at all, right?"

I'm rubbing, what is this kid usually in contact with? Over the years, there are a lot of people who have traveled to the country of sticks to study abroad, why don't you understand that these people who go to the country of sticks are all very generous?

I have to say, sometimes people are stupid, you can't even get angry with him, this feeling of powerlessness is really peculiar!

Looking at the two triumphant sticks, I can't complain in my heart, don't you see the weird expressions on the faces of several people around me?

What is going on in the heart of this guy who was worried about dying one moment, but who showed a squeezing expression that raised his nostrils to the sky the next moment?

The strange world is too weird, buddy can't understand it.

"I heard that this is a private island, did you two get the consent of your owner to land on the island? and you have a very aggressive dog, and if you are caught, you will go to jail, right?"

I said excitedly as if I had finally found an excuse to fight back.

The faces of the two sticks were obviously stunned, obviously knowing that Octopus Island was the owner of the land, but they deliberately landed on the island, not knowing what the purpose was.

The female stick continued to stiffen her mouth: "What about you? Did you get permission from your master to go to the island? Poor people like you are probably the ones who have not been licensed, right?"

I smiled and asked interestingly, "How do you know we're poor?"

Before the female stick could speak, the man smiled proudly and said disdainfully: "Aren't Chinese all poor?"

Oh, I'll go, buddy is considered to have gained knowledge, a bunch of pork ribs can be the same scum for the New Year, where does this sense of superiority come from?

"I'm sorry, we landed on Octopus Island with Mr. Akailam's permission, and you, I suspect you sneaked in, I'm going to send you to the police on Victoria Island, and they're going to send you to serve your sentence, well, you should go to the mountains to mine, right? I guess you'll have to be sentenced to two or three years, but don't worry, you won't stay there that long, because no miner has survived more than a year." ”

I said with a grim smile.

In fact, as long as you are not brain-dead, as long as you know a little about Seychelles, you will know that what I am saying is nonsense, not to mention whether there are such strict laws in Seychelles, even in the mining areas? Who dares to mine here, I am afraid that the locals will be beaten to death, right?

On the contrary, the two sticks on the opposite side actually believed it. Well, I guess it's the kind of cosmic-centric mind that's making them think that, except for the country of sticks, the rest of the place is a wild land, full of all kinds of primitive evil.

Sure enough, the man hurriedly said: "We also have the permission of the master, I am the heir of the Daao Group, a rich man, a high-class person, and the owner of this island is the same kind of person, how can I not have permission?"

But how can you, the Chinese, the poor ghosts, have access to the lives of the superior people? It is impossible to get the permission of the master here!"

I'll go, buddy can't climb high!

A backhand slap was made in the face of the male stick, knocking him directly to the ground, and the female stick next to him screamed.

There is no expectation in the eyes of the female stick at the beginning, the anticipation of the eagerness to see the bloody scene.

pounced on the body of the male stick, and the female stick hurriedly asked in the stick language like a bird's call, the sad expression, the dripping tears, I don't know, I thought her man was beheaded!

This is the same as a TV series, is it necessary?

"Let me tell you, this is a private island, and you can land on the island without permission, and you can be disposed of by the owner at will, well, now I suspect that you two are pirates, and I will hang you. ”

My face turned cold, and I lost interest in continuing to tease these two fools, but I must make an example, otherwise there will be such fools who come to Octopus Island uninvited every day in the future, and Lao Tzu still has a hairy meaning to buy this island!

Can't you, let me fence the whole island with barbed wire, right?

"Why are you? You, a Chinese, want to hang the nationals of our big stick country? Do you have the qualifications?"

The male stick will have a little courage to confront me.

"Just because I'm the master of this island! Tell me who brought you to the island, and I'll deal with him too, these speedboaters are getting more and more unruly, they don't know the rules if they don't cut off their heads!"

As I spoke, I slammed my mouth at Wang Kehan, and the kid smiled and took out his dagger, grabbed the hair of the oily and powdery male stick, and dragged it into the nearby woods.

Seeing the real thing, the two sticks completely collapsed, and the cry was so loud that it frightened the nearby birds into flight.

"Let go of me, I am the heir of the Taiao Group, you will regret it, and my family will take revenge on you!"

"You don't have the right to do this to us! We are the citizens of the Big Stick Country!"

I go, a small land, I have to add a "big" word to the name of the country, I really don't know what kind of mentality this is, no wonder every day I say that this is theirs, it is theirs, this national inferiority complex, is really strong!

"I have the right to deal with any pirate who lands on the island without permission. You two, without my permission, sneaked up on Octopus Island, took pictures everywhere, and said, Are you going to kidnap me?"

I asked with a bluff.

Wang Kehan kicked the buttocks of the male stick, and shouted loudly like a dog's leg: "Say, do you want to kidnap our boss?"

It's a pity that this ** can't really compare with Iverson in terms of language, and I haven't learned a few words of English until now, and I greet beautiful women on the beach, and I haven't followed up after saying hello.

The two sticks could not understand Wang Kehan's Chinese, and Chen Feng naturally would not be idle to translate for him, but his vicious expression and not so friendly movements accurately expressed his thoughts.

"We're just ordinary tourists, why do you say we're pirates?"

The female stick didn't give up and continued to argue with me.

"I said yes, it's just that, it's no one else but us, this is a pristine island, there is no surveillance, who can prove that you are not pirates?"

I took out what the female stick had just said and choked her half to death.

"Why do you say that this island is yours? You, a Chinese, definitely can't afford to buy this island! You are pretending! The owner of this island is called Aikailamu, we have learned about it!"

The male stick roared hoarsely.

Well, knowing that this island has an owner, it is not a mistake.

At this moment, three engineers with hard hats on their heads came out of the woods and asked me suspiciously, "Mr. Akailam, are you in trouble?"

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