One day at dinner, the Queen Mother asked the Jade Emperor, eat something, the Jade Emperor said: Eat noodles, the Queen Mother asked, Eat the toppings, the Jade Emperor thought about it, the Queen Mother nodded and went with the fried sauce, and the Jade Emperor leaned against the door to peel garlic. "Xu Duan looks serious.

The audience pouted a little when they heard this, most of these audiences are older, and they are not so easy to be amused, and with prejudice, the prejudice of adults is really not so easy to eliminate, but there are also a few younger ones.

"Hey, what the hell, and you still speak in tongues, don't you talk about it?"

"This is the habit brought by talk shows, saying that jokes don't match this!" "The audience is basically all local to Beijing, Xu Duan's original talk show has a very high rating in Beijing, and most of the audience understands Xu Duan, but they don't give much face, after all, they are not Xu Duan's fans.

"It's funny. ”

"There is no coke in the Northeast dialect, and it still pretends to be serious. ”

"It's a serious Coke, it's good, just listen to this talk show. ”

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The audience was sparsely applauded, but not too many people gave Xu a face.

The Jade Emperor put the garlic down. Xu Duan clapped his hands and made the appearance of putting things, and then covered his eyes with his hands, "It's so bright, what is it?" called the heavenly soldiers and generals, and asked, and reported: The southwest direction is Liu Tianjun's mansion; the Jade Emperor said: Look, why; sent someone to see it, only to know that there was a colorful treasure tree in Liu Tianjun's house, and the Jade Emperor said: Ah, I never thought that Liu Tianjun still had this treasure at home, so you go and tell Liu Tianjun, can you give it to me?" Tianbing went to ask, Liu Tianjun said that this is not possible, this is our family heirloom, and we will leave it to my son in the future; the news came back that the Jade Emperor was very depressed, so he thought: Then how can I become his son?"

When the audience heard this, a small half of them burst into laughter, and some of the others also tightened their mouths and stopped talking, at least they didn't give Xu Duan too much face, because they found that Xu Duan didn't seem to be just telling jokes, but telling stories.

"There is such a rule in mythology, immortals can't easily move, that is, they can't have ideas, once they have ideas, they have to implement them, and now that the Jade Emperor has moved his thoughts, it is equivalent to violating the rules of heaven, and he can't do it even if he is the Jade Emperor, and he has to go to Liu Tianjun as a son!" Xu Xuan explained.

When Xu Duan just said the idea of the Jade Emperor, they thought it was just an impromptu joke, but they didn't expect that there was a reason, and what Xu Duan said still came and went, which made them curious, could it be that the Jade Emperor really wanted to be someone else's son?

"But after all, it's the Jade Emperor, who is in charge of the Heavenly Realm, won't he be in chaos without the Heavenly Realm? In the end, as soon as the gods in the sky discussed, they took out one of the three souls and seven spirits of the Jade Emperor and gave Liu Tianjun to be his son, so later Liu Tianjun's wife gave birth to a big fat boy, named Liu Changsheng, Liu Changchang made a big fuss in the Three Realms after he became an adult, and the story was more complicated, called, if you are interested, you can go to find out, I won't go into detail here, let's just say that later, Liu Changsheng came to a big disembowelment in order to cultivate himself, and all the heart, liver, intestines and lungs were taken out, and the intestines became snakes, and the heart and lungs became turtles, and finally became the Zhenwu Emperor enshrined in this Zhenwu Temple。 Xu Xuan said.

The audience was surprised when they heard this, and they always thought that Xu Xuan was talking nonsense, and the co-authorship really had a provenance!

"I've heard of Journey to the North!"

"Is that really the case?"

"I thought he was talking nonsense!"

"Really, I've really heard of Journey to the North, a pretty partial book, I didn't expect him to string it together, I thought he would make talk shows like black things, this kid is very talented!"

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Older people like the kind of things that come and go and have a solid basis, at least that can convince them, and now that Xu Duan said this, it immediately hooked their curiosity, and young people were also curious, and they were also hooked by Xu Duan's story, and the audience's emotions didn't look like they were specifically for provoking, and finally became a normal audience.

"Why do you say this, is to listen to everyone understand, listen to the book, the more detailed he is, the more interesting he is, otherwise people buy the book and read it themselves, why waste time with you, it must be broken and crushed, which is very important. Xu Xuan explained slowly.

The audience only fully understands when they hear this, co-authoring this product is not just a simple case, but a book.

"The beginning of this story is also from the Zhenwu Temple in the capital, the late autumn is very cool, two or three o'clock in the afternoon, a person came outside the Zhenwu Temple, less than forty years old, the clothes worn are slightly thin, look a little cold, hugging the shoulders and shrinking the head, the shoes under the soles of the feet are blooming, shrinking the neck and going straight to the Zhenwu Temple, this person surnamed Ma, called Ma San, lives in the south of the capital, now it is outside the Xizhi Gate, now see the Xizhi Gate is a good place, but that is now, put that for a while, the barren mountains and mountains outside the Xizhi Gate, the second ring is all rural, desolate is not good, he lived outside the Xizhi Gate at that time, you know, life is not very good. Xu Duan picked and picked some of Lao Guo's things that were not very related to the storyline, after all, he was not Lao Guo, and he was not facing enthusiastic fans like Guo Degang, so he still had to focus on storytelling.

The audience finally listened to it, and looked at Xu Duan with curiosity on their faces, and no longer looked full of resentment when they entered the venue, just like a child listening to a story.

"Ma San had a good life in the early years, and there was a house in the city, but he had a problem with gambling money, the so-called long-term gambling without a winner, Ma San's downfall was inevitable, and then he sold the house in the city, and after he sold it, there were two or three rooms outside the Xizhi Gate, and he lived there, and he could rest in a nest, which was better than sleeping on the street, so why did he enter the city today? There are no relatives in the city, although there are no relatives, but he has two brothers, the brother who worships the son, the uncle's surname is Jia, Uncle Jia, the second surname is stuffy, stuffy two, some people say that there is a surname stuffy, the first sentence of the surname of the hundred families, Zhao Qian and Sun are stuffy. "Promise to break a serious way.

Poof! The audience burst into laughter.

"Haha, this thing is really funny, Zhao Qiansun is stuffy hahaha!"

Leng Buding burst out laughing, no wonder the blurt ratings were so high at the beginning. ”

"That's right, how can this thing be made into a joke!"

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The audience at the scene all looked smiling at this moment, and they all spontaneously applauded Xu Xuan, how could they still look a little angry.

At this time, Deputy Director Wang Zhou Qing and others also laughed behind them, their brows also stretched, and they could see the situation of the audience clearly, and they were all disgruntled when they entered the venue, and even the on-site staff reminded them to applaud or something, and they were also worried, and they were still thinking that there would be no applause for the whole program, what should I do, this is a live broadcast, I just want to cut in the applause in the later stage, and now it's okay, the audience spontaneously applauded, and Xu Xuan really has a set of things! Deputy Director Wang thought secretly.

Seeing that it is more difficult to make money in winter, find this brother to exchange the two money, buy something to sell, and have a good New Year, otherwise I am afraid that I will not be able to get through this winter, so I came to Uncle Jia's house first, and when I asked my sister-in-law that I drank tea and played chess with the old way in Zhenwu Temple, I came to Zhenwu Temple. ”

Xu Duan didn't even stumble, and the audience became more and more fascinated the more they listened, and they all looked at Xu Duan blankly and immersed in the story.

At this time, Deputy Director Wang and Zhou Qing were also stunned, they thought that Xu Duan would have a rough chat with Na about a case, and then analyze and analyze it and add some personal comments or something, which would be an episode of the program, because Li Wei did this in the past, but who wants to make a case with a beginning and an end directly, looking at the audience with an obsessed look, the two of them are magical.

Don't talk about the two of them, even the hosts who didn't go away to watch were also stunned, they are different from Deputy Director Wang and Zhou Qingke, they eat the bowl of rice hosted by the host, no one knows better than them how difficult it is not to script and not to broadcast live with a teleprompter, Xu Xuan should be a stumbling sentence and talk about it, and the premise is that he only knew that he was going to play ten minutes in advance, and the most important thing is that those hosts have never heard of the fact that there is a nine-headed case in this world, and they have never seen it, is he still saying it on the spot? A group of presenters thought blankly.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it made sense, looking at Xu Duan was not shocked but frightened, this thing is too cruel, right? Now that the story is made up on the scene, it is lifelike and real, this is simply too scary! And he didn't even stumble, even if Wang Ming and He Yun came, it wasn't so scary, right? A group of hosts were frightened by Xu Duan.