Facts have proved that there is no shortage of deliberate people in the world. Perhaps, this is also the most direct way for nature to eliminate some strange things, right?

After everyone was busy in the morning, they went back to their rooms to rest for a while, and then went to the restaurant to eat. In order to avoid the embarrassment of running into Pu Xiaoxiang, Jiang Shuiyuan ran back first, but when he went upstairs, he saw Ding Hang holding a large handful of blue enchantresses standing at the door of Pu Xiaoxiang's room, from the way he dressed to his mental state, it was not the same as when he met in the morning. Especially the light hair, handsome facial features, and pure white hand-customized slim suits, it is completely the image of Prince Charming in the minds of little girls.

However, there are two points that make Jiang Shuiyuan a little worried: First, in order to cover up the dark circles under his eyes, he has applied a thick foundation on his face, isn't he afraid that if he moves a little bigger, his face will "swish" and fall powder? Second, the weather is so hot, and he is still dressed so tightly, isn't he afraid of covering his body with prickly heat?

Seeing Jiang Shuiyuan coming, Ding Hang smiled evilly: "Yo, little brother Jiang, are you done with work?" Have you helped me ask for leave from Manager Peng or the director?"

"It's already invited," Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but ask again after answering, "Who are you?"

Ding Hang lowered his head and closed his eyes to smell the smell of the blue enchantress in his arms, before Shi Shiran replied: "Didn't I inadvertently offend Miss Pu Xiaoxiang last night? So I decided to apologize to Miss Pu and present this flower, hoping to convey my most sincere intentions and defuse Miss Pu's anger!"

Excuse_me?!Apologize for using the blue enchantress?I don't read much, don't lie to me. Jiang Shuiyuan was just about to speak, when he heard Pu Xiaoxiang's footsteps behind him, it seems that this girl is not slow. So he held the mentality of watching a good show, and waited for the farce of the century of Mars hitting the earth to be released.

Who knew that before he waited for the show to be staged, he heard Pu Xiaoxiang panting in the back and said: "Jiang Shuiyuan, what are you doing so fast?

Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood: Girl, if you wronged me like this again, I will go to play "Dou E's Injustice"!

Fortunately, Ding Hang was more righteous and took the initiative to stand up at this critical moment: "Miss Pu, in Xia Dinghang." I'm embarrassed to go out with us last night, but I drank some wine, and I abruptly beautifed the beauty between my words. The ancients said that 'wine can mess with sex', and it seems that I can't deceive me—"

Pu Xiaoxiang interrupted him impatiently: "Can wine mess with sex?

"Hehe, Miss Xiaoxiang is really fast-talking, I like it!" Ding Hang smiled awkwardly. However, as an actor, he has carefully studied "The Self-cultivation of Actors" and has rich experience on the scene, and this small scene is not difficult for him: "After I woke up this morning, I felt very regretful, regretting my good wine and greedy cup, regretting my inappropriate words, and even regretting that I inadvertently offended Miss Xiaoxiang." I would like to apologize to Miss Xiaoxiang for this—"

"Apologize, huh?" Pu Xiaoxiang interrupted Ding Hang's sensationalism again, "I don't want to see you." If you can not appear in front of me in the future, if you must appear, try to keep a safe distance of more than five meters, this is the best apology!"

"Uh......" Ding Hang had never seen such a neat refusal, and he was suddenly a little confused, and it took a long time to regain his smile: "Since this is the case, then I will silently guard you behind you!" This bouquet of flowers represents my most sincere apologies, I hope you can accept Miss Xiaoxiang." As he spoke, he handed over the blue enchantress in his arms.

Pu Xiaoxiang hid behind Jiang Shuiyuan: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." My boyfriend will take care of the flowers, so I don't have to do it for anyone else!"

"You have a boyfriend?"

"Yes!" After speaking, Pu Xiaoxiang firmly hugged Jiang Shuiyuan's arm, and Jiang Shuiyuan didn't pull it out several times.

With a cynical smile, Ding Hang said casually: "It's best to have a boyfriend!"

Jiang Shuiyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang's heads were a little short-circuited: "Why do you say that?"

Ding Hang explained with a smile: "The reason is very simple! For a beautiful girl like Xiaoxiang, there must be countless boys chasing her." If I have a boyfriend, I only need to beat one person, but if I don't have a boyfriend, I have to beat a lot of people. Besides, it would be strange for a beautiful girl like Xiaoxiang to have no boyfriend if she didn't have a boyfriend, which should make people wonder how bad her gender orientation or temper is!"

After listening to this, Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but look at Pu Xiaoxiang playfully, the meaning of which was self-evident.

Pu Xiaoxiang pinched Jiang Shuiyuan a few times hatefully, and then sprinkled all his anger on Ding Hang: "I like soft girls, my temper stinks for ten miles, okay? Please pack yourself into a circle, mellow and non-stop out of my field of vision!"

Ding Hang seemed to have already understood the mystery of "good women are afraid of pestering Lang", turned a blind eye to Pu Xiaoxiang's horizontal eyebrows, and said with a hippie smile: "Okay, good, good, I'll leave immediately." But before I leave, I hope Xiaoxiang you can accept my affection. ”

"I don't want to accept any affection from you! I hate you!"

"You hate me, that's your business. All I know is that I like you, that's my business, and there's no sin in liking someone. Saying that, Ding Hang stuffed the blue enchantress into Pu Xiaoxiang's arms again, so frightened that Pu Xiaoxiang immediately shrank behind Jiang Shuiyuan, and Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to take on the heavy responsibility of saving the beauty of the hero, and intentionally or unintentionally covered Pu Xiaoxiang behind him. In the eyes of outsiders, it looks like Ding Hang is sending flowers to the water source of the river.

Just when Ding Hang was desperately sending flowers, Jiang Shuiyuan was trying to save Mei, and Pu Xiaoxiang was screaming, he heard someone roar majestically: "What are you doing? Stop, or I'll shoot!"

As soon as he heard about the "shooting", Ding Hang and Jiang Shuiyuan were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, Pu Xiaoxiang took advantage of the situation and ran over, sobbing and crying: "Uncle Lin, he bullied me!"

Jiang Shuiyuan looked sideways and saw Lin with a pistol in his hand, followed by two guards, glaring at himself and Ding Hang with angry eyes. Maybe because of his criminal record, he hates himself more. It is estimated that if he doesn't say that he is ugly, he can send himself to prison for a few days. At that moment, he said repeatedly: "General Lin, please put down your gun, please listen to me-"

"Shut up for me!" Lin scolded, and then comforted Pu Xiaoxiang softly: "Don't cry, girl, Uncle will help you clean them up later, skin them, and let them have a good memory." What did Uncle tell you last night? It's not safe to stay in a hotel! The hotel is not as simple as our army's family home, and there are all kinds of miscellaneous people in it, so if Uncle hadn't come over at noon today to invite you to eat seafood, who knows what they would have been able to do?"

"Thank you, Uncle Lim. ”

After Uncle Lin appeased, he asked the guards to send the frightened Pu Xiaoxiang downstairs, and then turned around to clean up Ding Hang and Jiang Shuiyuan. He first pointed at Ding Hang with a gun: "Look at the way you are dressed like a human and a dog, why do you have a face like a ghost? You still have flowers in your hands, what kind of physique do men and women become of men and women! Come, tell me what is going on?"

Although Ding Hang has made a lot of films and is well-informed, it is the first time in his life that he has been pointed at the head like this, especially since he is still the one who is wronged, and his legs and feet are trembling slightly at the moment. Hearing someone Lin's question, his brain teaser turned, and then pointed to Jiang Shuiyuan and said: "I like him, so I will send him flowers, he doesn't want it, we will pull back and forth, and then I scared Miss Pu." I'm sorry!"

Jiang Shuiyuan's eyes darkened: Oh my God, am I acting in "Dou E's Injustice"? How do I feel that I am more wronged than the Dou family's goose? )