Chapter 287: Kung Fu Cook
Xia Yu's throat surged a few times, and then he opened his mouth, and with a bang, a cloud of red gas erupted (shot shè) and sprayed into the mouth, nose, and eyes of the big men.
The big men screamed, feeling that their mouths, noses, and eyes were so hot that they were about to bleed, and they knelt on the ground.
Xia Yu smirked and said, "It seems that there are a lot of weapons in this kitchen. ”
Baili Tu was about to be mad at those useless apprentices, and shouted: "You bunch of waste, can't you even clean up such a little cub?" Get up and kill him for me!"
These big men were all warriors, and they mobilized the true qi in their bodies, and used the true qi to bring out the chili water from their mouths, noses, and eyes.
"Kill!~~~"
The big men raised their kitchen knives again and rushed towards Xia Yu.
Xia Yu raised his arms, thousands of true qi surged out, and the space moved for a while, and the jars containing salt opened their seals, and the salt flew out of the jars, condensed into a ball in the air, and then turned into a monstrous wave, slapping towards the big men.
The big men couldn't withstand such a violent impact, and they were knocked to the ground, and their stomachs were filled with water.
These waters are all salt water, and they are also salt water with a high concentration, which makes the big men cough with bitter faces.
Xia Yu laughed, mobilized all the spices in the kitchen, what oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, all of them smashed towards several big men.
Several big men (身shēn) were smashed into a dazzling place, as if they had fallen into a dye vat.
The big men were so crazy that Xia Yu was playing, and they howled hysterically, not chopping Xia Yu into (meat ròu) sauce, it was difficult to eliminate the hatred in their hearts.
Xia Yu saw the big men rushing over, mobilized the flour in the bag, and hit them.
Several of the big hans were wet, and the flour swirled around and wrapped around theirs.
With a wave of his big hand, Xia Yu rushed to the two big men in front of him, wrapped in a layer of flour, and flew up, flying towards a boiling oil pot in the distance.
Zilala!~~~
The two big men fell into the oil pot, and the oil pot immediately exploded, and after a while, the fragrance wafted out.
Oh my God, fried big people!
The big men looked at the oil pot in the distance and felt a chill rise from their spines.
Baili Tu shouted: "What are you still doing in a daze, kill him quickly!"
The big men released all the true qi in their bodies, took out the posture of ending up together, and rushed towards Xia Yu.
The big men are going to work hard, but Xia Yu still looks hippie and smiling, careless.
Xia Yu dodged a few times, grabbed a green onion, and slammed it towards the big men.
Hearing a snap, a red and swollen mark was drawn on a big man's face.
Xia Yu grabbed the green onion, injected the true qi into the green onion, crackled, and jerked it violently, turning the big man's face into a pig's head.
Xia Yu looked at the green onion in his hand, and there was only a small half left, Xia Yu grabbed the small half of the green onion and stuffed it into the big man's mouth.
A few big men next to him rushed over with knives, and Xia Yu touched it and found that the vegetables and seasonings on the table had been exhausted by him.
"I'll go, I'm out of weapons," Xia Yu shouted, dodging a big man's kitchen knife, jumping (body shēn) and running into the distance.
"Little rabbit cub, you have a kind of stop!" The big men were menacing, holding kitchen knives, chasing and slashing Xia Yu.
Xia Yu ran and ran to a pool, which was full of fish, shrimp and crabs
Seafood.
Xia Yu looked at these live seafood and smiled evilly.
"Little rabbit, hack you to death!" The big men chased Xia Yu and chased him to the edge of the pool.
Suddenly, Xia Yu grabbed two scissor crabs and threw them at the two apprentices who were running in front.
The two apprentices only felt that a black shadow flashed, and the scissor crab was hitting their faces.
The scissor crab is a first-class demon beast, although the level is not high, but (sex xìng) (情qíng) is ferocious, a pair of big chelas are like scissors, and the steel bars are cut off.
The two scissor crabs were caught out of the pool by Xia Yu and thrown everywhere, very annoyed, and their irritable temper attacked, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, they opened their two big claws, and went towards the face of the big man.
"Ahh
The two big men let out heart-rending screams, and two scissor crabs hung on their faces, covering their faces with blood.
There is a kind of pain that hurts to look at.
The rest of the big men looked at the miserable situation of their companions, and their scalps tingled with fright, and they stopped.
Xia Yu stood in the pool with a hippie smile and said to those big men: "Isn't it fun, do you want to have fun too?"
As he spoke, Xia Yu grabbed the scissor crab in the pool and threw it at those big men. Xia Yu shook it very accurately, either throwing the scissor crab on the faces of the big men, or on the heads.
The scissor crabs waved their claws, exerting enough strength, clamping the faces, noses, ears, lips, and eyelids of the big men, and making those big men scream and wail, and die and live.
There was a second disciple next to Baili Tu (身shēn), who was his proud protégé, and these two disciples couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed a cage of chopsticks, and rushed towards Xia Yu.
These two disciples have a stunt, throwing chopsticks, he pulled out the chopsticks, injected true qi, and threw them out quickly.
Whoosh!~~~
Several chopsticks flew in the air, piercing the scissor crabs thrown out by Xia Yu, knocking them to the ground.
Xia Yu looked at the two disciples and said, "I have some ability." ”
The second disciple ignored Xia Yu, frowned, and threw out a chopstick, like a sharp arrow, piercing the space, with the cold breath of death, rushing towards Xia Yufei (shooting shè).
Xia Yu turned his head to dodge, watching the chopsticks fly by grazing his cheeks, and suddenly nailed them to a pillar in the distance, directly piercing the hard pillar.
Xia Yu put away his hippie smile and looked at the two disciples with a straight face.
The second disciple threw away a cage of chopsticks, picked up another cage, and continued to attack Xia Yu with flying chopsticks.
This time Xia Yu did not dodge, but stood there, the whole (body shēn) true qi surged, a faint halo appeared, stretched out his hand, and grabbed the chopsticks flying in the air.
The second disciple flew out two chopsticks, and Xia Yu stretched out his two hands and grabbed them all. The second disciple flew out the third chopstick, and Xia Yu opened his mouth and bit into his mouth.
Xia Yu spit out the chopsticks in his mouth and said to the second disciple: "Chopsticks are for eating, not for you to play, you are so bad at practicing chopsticks, I'm sorry for the ancestor who invented chopsticks, do you know?"
The second disciple was furious, brought two cages of chopsticks, grabbed the chopsticks with both hands, and kept throwing them at Xia Yu, eager to tie Xia Yu into a hedgehog.
Xia Yu picked up a rag, injected true qi, used it as a weapon, and threw it around, knocking the chopsticks that flew (shot shè) to the ground one by one.
The second disciple threw out hundreds of chopsticks, and Xia Yu was not even hurt by a single hair, he was angry and tired, bent over, panting heavily.
Xia Yu saw a pomegranate on the table, he grabbed the pomegranate, peeled off the skin, took a big bite, and chewed it vigorously in his mouth, chewing so hard that the juice flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
The second disciple gasped for a while, regained his strength, and picked up another basket of chopsticks.
At this time, Xia Yu jumped out and began to fight back.
"Let you ...... Knowledge...... Knowledge...... It's mine...... Awesome ......" Xia Yu chewed a pomegranate in his mouth and said a word vaguely.
Puff puff!~~~
Xia Yu suddenly pursed his mouth, and the mouth was like a Makqin machine gun, ringing non-stop, and pomegranate seeds sprayed out (shot shè), like bullets, hitting the two disciples.
Before the second disciple could react, the pomegranate seed had already hit him in the face, and he subconsciously closed his eyes. Immediately afterwards, all the pomegranate seeds were beaten, dense, not bad at all, and they all hit the second disciple's face.
Xia Yu chewed the pomegranate quickly, quickly sprayed (shot) the pomegranate seeds, and when all the pomegranates were chewed up and spit out, the second disciple on the opposite side was beaten to the ground with blood all over his face, and he fell to the ground and passed out.
"Too much deception!"
The eldest disciple on the side of Baili Tu (身shēn) roared angrily, holding a boning sharp knife, and rushed towards Xia Yu.
Among these apprentices of Baili Tu, the one with the highest cultivation is this big disciple.
The eldest disciple's attack was very fierce, and Xia Yu grabbed a horse spoon to resist. The boning knife slashed at the top of the horse spoon, creating sparks that looked very cool.
Xia Yu took advantage of the eldest disciple's breath to catch his breath, picked up the horse spoon and patted the eldest disciple's head, and shouted, "Boy, are you a cook or a butcher?"
"I'll slaughter your whole family!"
The boning knife in the hands of the eldest disciple stabbed towards Xia Yu's face door viciously.
Xia Yu raised the horse spoon to resist, fortunately, this horse spoon is hard enough.
Xia Yu used the horse spoon as a shield, picked up a shovel for stir-frying, used the shovel as a weapon, and slapped it at the head of the eldest disciple.
Xia Yu didn't fight anywhere, he focused on hitting the head of the big disciple, and the head of the big disciple was like a bamboo shoot after the rain (spring chūn), and he was knocked out of pus.
The eldest disciple was very angry and shouted, "Bastard, do you dare not knock me on the head!"
Xia Yu said: "To attack the enemy, you have to attack the weakest link, you are born with a brainless thing, of course you have to hit your head." ”
"I'm a cripple Nyima!"
The eldest disciple stabbed Xia Yu in the heart with a knife.
Xia Yu protected the horse spoon in front of the (chest xiōng), and then struck the shovel fiercely, knocking it on the wrist of the eldest disciple. The eldest disciple screamed, and the boning knife in his hand fell to the ground.
Xia Yu picked up the horse spoon again and knocked it on the head of the eldest disciple. The eldest disciple staggered as if he had drunk wine and collapsed into the pool.
Xia Yu said: "Boy, what's wrong with you, you're dizzy, wake up, I'm going to invite you to eat jumping shrimp." ”
Xia Yu grabbed a handful of prawns from the pool and stuffed them into the crotch of the eldest disciple's pants.
These prawns are all alive, and their heads are spiky and sharp like steel needles.
The prawns entered the crotch of the big disciple, and they were very flustered, shaking the spikes on their heads and jumping up.
"Ahh
The eldest disciple looked up to the sky and screamed, and truly experienced what it means to be "painful and not to be born".
(End of chapter)