Chapter 703: This is scary
Xu Duan did not go down as before after his thank-you speech, but turned his head to look at Li Man and said, "Hurry up, what about the most popular lyric award?"
Li Man looked at Xu Duan's appearance and was depressed, and said in his heart, Isn't this product not waiting to be seen to receive the award? Why did you suddenly change sex? Then he said: "Director Xu, you go back to your seat first, we have to look at the big screen first to determine if Director Xu has won the award." ”
"You don't come, if you don't give it to me, I won't go down!" Xu Duan said angrily, is it stupid to be a buddy? This Nima even won the most popular award for the two broken composition and lyrics awards for buddies' works, sure your sister!
The audience immediately burst into laughter when they saw Xu Duan's scoundrel appearance, but no one thought it was inappropriate for Xu Duan to do that, because almost everyone thought that the most popular lyric award must be Xu Duan's not running, after all, the composition and lyric award is indeed not an award that the audience is particularly looking forward to, not to say that it is particularly important, how obvious, I have never heard of anyone watching the award ceremony for the composition and lyrics award, who is not going to the singer to win the award? Just like the audience and friends watching the film festival awards party, who doesn't watch it for the belonging of the actor and actress? Have you ever heard of a screenwriter going to the film festival?
Li Man looked at Xu Duan's scoundrel appearance, which was a trouble, and said in his heart that this grandson is still a scoundrel, but there is no way, Xu Duan can't go down, she can't really shout someone to put Xu Duan down, so she had to follow the process by herself: "Okay, then let's see if Director Xu will win the Most Popular Lyricist Award in the end, please look at the big screen." ”
The five finalists flickered again on the big screen.
In the end, as expected, "Exaggeration" once again won the Most Popular Lyricist Award!
"Okay, we have invited the famous lyricist Wu Wei to present the award to Director Xu. Li Man said: "Please." ”
Wu Wei is an old guy who is almost sixty, walked on the stage and shook hands with Xu Duan for a while, and then took the trophy from Miss Etiquette and sighed: "The future is terrifying, it seems that we old guys have indeed reached the age of retirement." As he spoke, he handed the trophy to Xu Xuan.
After Xu Duan took the trophy and thanked Wu Wei, he smiled slightly and said: "Well, thank you, thank you to Aunt Wang who stalls pancakes in our community, because Aunt Wang's pancake stall is good, so I have the strength to compose lyrics, thank you Aunt Wang." ”
Burst!
The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Poofhaha, after the doorman Uncle Wang, the most valuable Aunt Wang has appeared on the rivers and lakes! Aunt Wang has made a lot of contributions, hahaha!"
"Haha, Aunt Wang's brand pancakes are good pancakes, haha!"
"The most valuable pancake ever, ahhaha! Aunt Wang has put out a humanitarian award, ahhaha!"
……
After giving a speech of thanks, Xu Duan never stayed on the stage again, ran off the stage in a sigh, and threw the trophy at his feet with a disgusted face.
Li Man looked at Xu Duan's sadness, she originally thought that she had dug a big hole for Xu Duan, and she was quite proud, but who the hell thought that the immoral thing could even make up the excuse of thanking Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang, who the wanted to get it? The sadness really came unexpectedly.
"Okay, let's ask Jin Ling to bring a song "He Knows Each Other Every Day", please. Li Man said depressedly.
Ke Zhilun looked at Xu Duan with an incredible look, he has been in the music industry for so many years, and he has never seen anyone who fucking thanked the doorman for his pancake aunt at the awards ceremony, and he said that he had seen it, and he had never heard of it, and sure enough, the ancients said it well: The birds are big and there are all kinds of forests, thank you to the doorman, what a fucking wonder.
Sensei said Ke Zhilun, the guests who came to the scene were counted as one, and they were all amazed by Xu Duan, they really had never seen such a strange goods, your sister, thank you to the doorman, why don't you say thank you to the commissary? Why don't you say that you won the award because the spicy strips in the commissary sold well?
When Jin Ling's song ended, Li Man and Zhou Yi walked on the stage again.
"Okay, thank you Jin Ling for your wonderful performance, thank you. Zhou Yi said.
"Let's move on to the awards, and the next thing we're going to present is the Music Awards. Li Man said: "I would like to invite the presenter Chen Si." ”
With that, the two award presenters walked onto the stage.
The Music Award is an award without suspense, because in fact, the Music Award is the longest work that can squat in the first place on the music list, and everyone knows who will win this award without awarding it, because whoever can squat in the first position for the longest time is who wins the award, it's as simple as that.
Chen Si is an old lady in her sixties, with a full head of silver hair, "I announce that the winner of the Music Award is Xia Lan, and the award-winning work "Easily Injured Woman"!"
The audience applauded, but there was no excitement or surprise, because in fact, before the announcement, everyone already knew that this work was going to win this award, and there was no suspense at all.
"Xia Lan was invited to the stage to accept the award. Chen Si smiled.
Xia Lan walked on the stage at this time, and after receiving the award handed to her by Chen Si, she thanked her again, and when the thanks were over, she thanked Xu Duan again before walking off the stage.
"Next, we have Xu Duan, who won the Music Composer Award, come to the stage to accept the award. After Xia Lan walked off the stage, Li Man said.
The camera turned to Xu Duan, and saw Xu Duan's loveless appearance appear in the camera, your sister, are you all finished? Do you bring this? Are you so reluctant to eat a little fucking snack from you?
The audience looked at Xu Duan's loveless appearance and burst into laughter.
"Ouch, hahaha, everyone, look at Xu Xuan, that's called a life without love, haha!"
"Haha, it's the first time I've seen someone receive an award to the point where they have no love!"
"Who isn't, Xu Xuan's appearance is too joyful, is it?!"
"Xu Xuan: Who the am I going to thank next?"
"I don't know, I'm desperate too, haha!"
……
The audience watched Xu Duan depressedly walking on the stage to accept the award, and they were all excited.
"Ouch, Xu Duan is going to start again, look at who that goods are thanking this time!"
"Haha, let's see if that product is thanks to the spicy strips this time. ”
"Maybe thanks to the potato chips, haha!"
……
Xu Duan walked onto the stage, received the award from the presenter, looked at Li Man with a depressed look and said, "Are you embarrassed to give this award twice?"
Li Man almost laughed on the host stage when he heard this, ouch, he suddenly found that he still felt a sense of accomplishment when he looked at Xu Duan like this, hahaha, Li Man laughed for a long time, and nodded to Xu Duan: "We're embarrassed!"
"Shameless!" Xu Xuan said with a snort when he heard this.
Poofhaha, Li Man laughed out again when he heard this, and he couldn't laugh anymore.
"That's thanks, thanks to our community security guard Xiao Zhang, because he patrols well, I have time to create well, well, that thank you security guard Xiao Zhang. Xu said, and looked at Li Man after speaking.
"Okay, we have asked the presenter to continue to present the Music Lyricist Award to Director Xu. Li Man said with a smile on his face.
Suddenly, another trophy was stacked in Xu Duan's hand.
Xu Duan took the newly arrived trophy and smacked his lips and said: "That thanks, thank you to Lao Zhang, who sells popsicles at the door, because his popsicles sell well, I have the patience to create, thank you Lao Zhang." ”
The audience looked at Xu Duan's gibberish appearance and smiled back and forth.
"My mom, now when you buy popsicles as a security guard, you can win the Music Award!"
"How obvious, three hundred and sixty lines, the best in the line, these are all elites in the security and popsicle worlds!"
"It's about to break out of Asia and go to the world!"
"It's a must, haha!"
"Hey, I suddenly found a problem!"
"What's the problem?"
"I found that everyone doesn't seem to care much about other awards, as if everyone is waiting for Xu Duan to give a thank you speech!"
"I think so. ”
"I'll go, now everyone is really concerned about Xu Xuan, isn't this an award ceremony? Aren't the composers and lyrics all foiled? How do I feel that the other award-winning guests are the foils now?"
"Rub, the truth, now Nima seems to have stolen everyone's limelight!"
"The key is that all the award-winning works so far have been promised, and it is difficult for him not to steal the limelight!"
"I'm rubbing, this is the truth, anyway, this year's Music Awards won't all be Xu Xuan's works that won't win, right?"
"me, this is scary!"
(End of chapter)