Chapter 73: Pants!Pants!Pants!【Collect】
"You are self-aware. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Jing Yan sneered.
Fang Zheng frowned, and said in his heart: Is this woman sick? He doesn't even know this woman, why do you open your mouth and shut up and sneer? Isn't it awesome not to wear pants?
At this moment, Jing Yan was about to enter the temple, and Fang Zheng had an idea and said, "Donor, please stay." ”
"Little monk, what are you doing?" Jing Yan frowned and looked at Fang Zheng unhappily. I just ate the closed door, and I went in and was kicked out by the wolf, and this time it's fine, and I can't go in?
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Donor, the temple is a quiet place for Buddhism, please put on your pants and enter again." ”
When Jing Yan heard this, she immediately became angry! This dead monk can't open any pot! Like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, Jing Yan said angrily: "Little monk, are you sincerely looking for trouble? My skirt was torn off by a wolf, don't you see?"
"Amitabha, if the donor wants the skirt, the poor monk will bring it to the donor. However, the temple is a solemn place of law, and the female benefactor should not be too exposed. "Founder Road.
Jing Yan was furious, pulled her leggings, and shouted, "You show me! These are pants! Pants! Pants! See? These are pants, not naked!"
Click!
Before the words fell, a crisp sound sounded, and Jing Yan only felt a cold hip in her back hips......
Fortunately, there were clothes to cover it, and there was no light, but the eyes of the men around were clearly shining, and it was obvious that everyone understood what the meaning of this sound was!
Chen Jing regretted it at this time, why did he want to be such a gentleman? If you don't give Jing Yan clothes...... It's all exciting to think about!
Fang Zheng clasped his hands together, looked at Jing Yan with a smile, and said, "Amitabha!"
I don't need to say anything, the meaning is too clear.
Jing Yanqiao's face was extremely red, and she stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes. Fang Zheng smiled and looked at Jing Yan with a warm face.
Eventually, Jing Yan stomped her foot, turned back to the cameraman and shouted, "Why don't you go down the mountain and get me a pair of trousers in the car?"
The cameraman came to his senses, quickly put down the camera, and ran down the mountain. Jing Yan can't afford to be provoked, such a good opportunity to please him, it's stupid not to do it.
Jing Yan gritted her teeth and glared at Fang Zheng, but she couldn't say anything about entering the temple, so she went to the side and found a stone to sit down.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction.
"Little monk, can we go into the temple and have a look? At this time, Cai Fang asked.
Fang Zhenghu glanced at Cai Fang, who was in his fifties, suspiciously, but still turned sideways and said, "Donor, please ......"
Cai Fang took Xiao Luo into the temple, Wu Changxi also hurriedly got up, and went in with a smirk, Fang Zheng was willing to play, and he knew in his heart whether he would win or lose. As far as the square word is concerned, he has absolute confidence that he will win!
Chen Jing looked at Cai Fang in the temple, and then at Jing Yan, who was alone, and decisively came to Jing Yan's side to ask for warmth.
Although Jing Yan doesn't like Chen Jing, but in the barren mountains and mountains, there is a person around him, who is always good, and there is no one to deal with. Lao Miao stood at a distance, so as not to be scolded for being a light bulb......
That's when ......
"Little monk, are you a Bodhi tree?" Cai Fang suddenly exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.
Fang Zheng clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the donor's good eyesight is the Bodhi tree." ”
"Impossible, the Bodhi tree is a southern tree, why did it come to the north? Moreover, this tree didn't freeze to death, and it still grows leaves in the winter? Is this a sperm, or is it a hybrid?" Chen Jing craned his neck to look in and muttered.
Jing Yan was also stunned, and went to the door, but did not go in, lest she be told by the dead monk again, and shouted: "It's really a Bodhi tree! This tree ...... This is too weird, isn't it?" After speaking, Jing Yan looked at Fang Zheng.
There are black lines on the door of Fangzheng's head, you say that the tree is weird, what do you think I am doing?
Cai Fang circled around the Bodhi Tree several times, and asked Xiao Luo to give the Bodhi Tree a lot of close-ups, this is definitely news, as for how big the news is, I have to go back to know. But at least it can be mixed with a good layout, with this Bodhi tree, this trip is not in vain!
Jing Yan ran over with a bang, carrying the camera, and couldn't go in? I'm standing at the door and filming the head office, right?
Chen Jing and Lao Miao kept up......
But Wu Changxi was about to cry, he was the first to come, and the last time he patronized Fangzheng's words, he actually mistook this news! Scoop news, just let it go to others, not to mention how uncomfortable it is. But Wu Changxi is also smart, he immediately took pictures with his mobile phone, took all kinds of selfies, and then shared them on Weibo and Moments! I didn't get the headlines, don't think about it.
Jing Yan, Cai Fang, and Chen Jing collectively cast murderous glances, but Wu Changxi just didn't see it.
"Okay, let's go, go and worship the Buddha and put incense on the pillar. After Cai Fang finished speaking, he took Xiao Luo into the main hall, and when he looked up, Cai Fang was dumbfounded!
Cai Fang finally understood why when he said incense, Fang Zheng looked at him with that kind of eyes, and he came to ask for a son in his fifties?
However, Cai Fang had an idea and said, "Xiao Luo, this is Guanyin, you can ask for one." ”
Xiao Luo didn't know whether to send a child Guanyin or not, he almost knelt, and when he heard that it was a child Guanyin, he smiled bitterly: "Teacher Cai, I don't have a girlfriend yet, why do you ask for a child? I don't have this function myself?"
The two had no choice but to retreat.
Fang Zheng stood at the door, lamenting in his heart: "System, when will you get me another Buddha or Bodhisattva?
"Ding! Donors work hard to make money, work hard to do tasks, and have a chance to get. Come on. ”
"Come on, uncle......" Fang Zheng muttered in his heart, if only it were so easy to make money. As for the mission, the task of one hundred pillars of incense, he has no hope at all, otherwise he would not have participated in this so-called competition. What is he for, isn't it for fame and earning some incense?
At the same time, at the foot of the mountain, a convoy entered Yizhi Village, attracting more villagers to watch, and on the street, a man brandished a big broom, half-naked and upper-body, sweeping the snow, and the dry was in full swing. When I heard the sound of the car, I looked up. This person is none other than Song Ergou, who mistakenly thought that he had killed someone.
It's just that at this moment, Song Ergou's spirit is completely different, he used to be a hanger, but now he is full of energy, as if he has endless strength.
"Fellow, how do you get to the Yizhi Temple?" the car window fell, and Ouyang Huaya asked.
"You also go to the temple, just walk all the way from this road, you have too many cars, and it is difficult to pour out if you go in." Let's stop in the village and walk in. Song Ergou said.
"How far is that?" A beautiful face appeared in the car window, it was Ouyang Fenghua, Ouyang Huaya's daughter.