66, the sky and the earth are scared of the air

Young people are young people after all, they are tired and recover quickly. After returning to the dormitory and standing up for an hour, I went to the bathroom to take a shower and drink a few sips of water, and most of the men and women came back to life with full blood.

Wang Qi, who was resurrected with full blood, changed into shorts and T-shirts, and went out to dinner with a few colleagues in the dormitory. After eating two big meals in a row, the people who were getting more and more shy in their pockets didn't dare to go down to the restaurant, so they casually found a small noodle restaurant and ate a bowl of small noodles.

In the process of eating noodles, everyone naturally greeted the eight generations of ancestors of the relevant leaders of Zongxin Group, and scolded the people in the human resources department with righteous indignation, as well as the people who made the decision to train the army, are they all stupid or what? Is there an extra ping-pong ball in their heads? They have such a nondescript military training that has been stereotyped for the three views, which can neither make them love the company more, nor can they make them love the leader more, and the effect can only be the opposite, harming others and not benefiting themselves, what are these doggy guys thinking?

Wang Qi somewhat figured out the little caution in the heart of Chairman Ye, who is said to have only a "high culture", but after all, this involves the top leader of the company, in front of people who have no deep friendships, who should scold and who should not scold him is still very scored, so when everyone is pouring out to greet the families of the relevant personnel, they can only pick up soft persimmons, such as the few masters of the human resources department who have no control over his fate, echoed and scolded a few words, and followed everyone to vent the bird anger in their hearts.

After some addiction, the grievances in my heart have been reduced a lot like an open pressure relief valve, and the second topic of everyone's agenda tonight is to discuss how to survive tomorrow and the next five consecutive days, how to be reasonable, and how to make people unable to grasp the pigtails and fool the past.

Zhou Jiang was the first to propose: "Why don't we take leave like girls?" You see, today, almost half of the girls have taken leave, and they can sit in the shade of the trees to cool off while everyone is basking in the sun. How cool!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was immediately met with Wu Xiaolong's eyes: "Nima, are you still asking for leave? Do you have a menstrual cycle? Or, I'll lend you a knife, Zhou Jiang, you just cut that thing under you, and you can definitely ask for leave tomorrow. If you don't ask for it, I'll help you please-"

"Hahahaha......" Before Wu Xiaolong finished speaking, the people at the table immediately burst into laughter.

Zhou Jiang was also quite embarrassed, feeling that he couldn't talk with his brain, and he had a bad idea.

But as soon as he thought of him "bleeding and sweating" under the sun today, and a group of female voices talking and laughing under the big tree, and watching them running around like stupid dogs with a pleasant face, there was an indescribable ghost fire in his heart:

"I don't think all the girls who asked for leave were aunts. You think, a woman comes to her aunt once a month, an average of seven days, at first glance, that is, 3/4 of a month will be in a normal state. This ratio is normally distributed. For four girls, one will have a period, and for forty, it will be almost ten. This year, Zongxin Group recruited almost 80 girls, which means that at most 20 girls are really menstruating. However, I don't know if you have noticed, anyway, I have noticed, the whole day, at least a small half, more than 30 girls have taken leave in the name of menstrual leave. Is this reasonable? There must be a lot of girls fishing in troubled waters, pretending to be a big aunt!

"Hahahaha......" The crowd laughed again.

You Yu gave Zhou Jiang a thumbs up, and said breathlessly: "Old ...... Lao Zhou, no...... It's not a loss that more than 130 people have passed the college entrance examination math test, cow!"

"Zhou Jiang's mathematics test was more than 130 yuan? Yes! Our college entrance examination mathematics that year was quite rare, and I worked hard to barely pass. But he is so good at mathematics, why did he only study at Shaanxi University of Science and Technology?" After laughing, Li Shuang glanced at Zhou Jiang in some surprise.

"I'm being held back by Chinese and English, what do you think is the other reason?" Wu Xiaolong explained to Li Shuang.

After the hilarious, everyone focused on the heads of the girls who asked for leave in the military training.

Opinions were divided into two groups.

The first group is critical of those girls who "steal and play tricks", and I feel that these girls are fucking and squeamish. They not only criticized the girls who cheated and played tricks, but also criticized the security guards of the so-called "instructors", scolding these security guards for being second-rate people who had never seen a woman before.

This group is dominated by Zhou Jiang and Li Shuang, who are straightforward and have something to say.

In the second group, there is no resentment against the girls who "steal and play tricks", but they are angry with the security guards. The spearhead of criticism is also mainly focused on the head of the security guard, who feels that these dirt buns are completely dog meat that can't be served on the table, and the food is too ugly, as if I have never seen a female college student at all.

The second set is the remaining ones.

Wang Qi also basically belongs to the second group. But he only has opinions on a few security guards who are fake tigers and pick up chicken feathers as arrows, but they don't complain as much about their instinctive performance of "women over men" as others. Because he has seen it several times, he is not used to it, and he is too lazy to criticize.

The two military trainings in middle school and college have already taught him the virtues of his brothers:

For boys who can't walk well, they yell hard and kick hard;

For girls, especially beautiful girls, it has become a "soft talk", it is impossible to beat, it is impossible to beat for a lifetime, at most two sentences are enough.

Therefore, after the completion of the military training, I only saw a group of children who had a deep affection for the brother of the instructor and soldier who was about to leave, and they were reluctant to give up, and even had tears in their eyes. The boys are so "affectionate", he hasn't seen a few.

But this Wang Qi has nothing to criticize, the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts, which is determined by biological instinct. If "Brother Bing" is replaced with "Sister Bing" or "Sister Bing", his complaints about military training will definitely be reduced by half!

If "Sister Bing" or "Sister Bing" still has a bit of beauty, then he must also be "reluctant" and "speechless"!

scolded the girls for their "head-scratching and posture", was willing to fall, and criticized the second-rate nature of the security guards' "preference for women over men", and then everyone got down to business and continued to return to how to avoid the drudgery in the next few days.

But there is nothing to think about this, unless there is someone above who can bypass the human resources department, skip military training, and go directly to the factory for an internship in advance, otherwise, no matter how dissatisfied and hateful, you have to accept the tragic fate of "re-education of poor middle peasants".

The fledgling college students who have not yet exhausted their student spirit are like this, they are easy to be drawn by others, beaten with chicken blood, and suddenly become full of pride, as if the winner of life is in front of them; but when they are slightly frustrated, they are easily discouraged and feel that life is gloomy and boundless.

The people who had nothing to think about began to sigh and complain, scolding the leaders, scolding the security guards, scolding the girls, and then scolding the air.

During this period, Wang Jianyue went to make a phone call, and when he came back, he quickly became jubilant, and announced to everyone at the table with a smug face:

"Comrades, let me tell you a good news: from tomorrow, brother, I can only accompany you in the morning for military training, and in the afternoon, I will go to the import and export company for internship!"