Fifty-eight, Truth or Dare (II)
Jiang Shuiyuan touched his chin: "Originally, I wanted to ask some more spoof questions about a piece of cake, but since she sent me a good person card in advance, I had to ask some simple questions instead." My question is: When are you going to get married?"
That's a pretty good question. But Cai Xiaojia had two feelings in her heart, on the one hand, she was happy that Jiang Shuiyuan took care of herself and did not have strange problems, and on the other hand, she regretted that Jiang Shuiyuan did not ask some ambiguous questions. If he asked questions such as "Who would you choose if you asked you to kiss someone of the opposite sex" or "What would you do if I said to you, 'I love you'?"
Jiang Shuiyuan saw that Cai Xiaojia was there and didn't answer after thinking about it, and asked a little embarrassedly: "What, it's hard for me to answer this question, right?"
"No, I'm thinking about what the groom will look like when he gets married in the future!" Cai Xiaojia smiled sweetly, "As for the squad leader's question, my answer is that as long as I reach the legal age of marriage, any time my beloved proposes to me, I will agree immediately." ”
"Oh?" the crowd let out a cry of surprise.
Wu Zichen was also quite surprised: "It's a shame that my brother has known you for three or four years, but I didn't expect you to be a seed of infatuation! Don't worry, on your twentieth birthday, my brother and I will definitely open the lotus flower of the world, carry the real estate certificate of the imperial capital villa, and come to the door with a 5-carat luxury diamond ring to propose, you can wait with peace of mind!"
It would be nice if the squad leader wanted to say that! Even if there were no luxury cars, real estate, and big diamond rings. Cai Xiaojia thought.
Wu Yangzhen immediately began to spray poison: "Stir Ji Wu, you better continue to follow your promising profession of stirring the base, don't come out to harm girls! A beautiful soft girl like Sister Xiao Cai is ready to marry a beautiful man like a handsome guy and a senior." ”
Cai Xiaojia's eyes suddenly turned into a crescent moon with a smile: "Thank you little sister for your auspicious words! If there is really such a day, I will definitely invite you to be a bridesmaid." ”
Next is Liu Chenyu, who is not too worried about Jiang Shuiyuan and Cai Xiaojia. The reason why Jiang Shuiyuan is not worried. Based on his understanding of Liu Chenyu, he knew that she would never embarrass others, especially the girl in the next class. Cai Xiaojia is not worried, because Liu Chenyu used to be the squad leader of Jiang Shuiyuan, and Jiang Shuiyuan is now his own squad leader, so he feels that Liu Chenyu can be trusted.
Really. Liu Chenyu's question is very simple: "Would you sacrifice a qiē for love? ”
"Yes!" Cai Xiaojia replied categorically, "Maybe as Wu Zichen said just now, I personally attach more importance to emotions? Of course, it may also be that I come from the countryside, my family is ordinary, my life is monotonous, and I don't have any other precious things to lose except life, right?"
"I see. Thank you!" Liu Chenyu didn't know if it was because he was too tired or for some other reason, and his face became even paler.
In the next few rounds of Truth or Dare, the people drawn were all people who Jiang Shuiyuan and Wu Yangzhen were not very familiar with. The problem is also mostly uneventful. Only Zhang Mingyue's complaint made everyone happy: "What is this called Truth or Dare? I didn't ask if my first kiss was there, nor did I kiss a certain person of the opposite sex at the scene, but I did so long of psychological construction when I drew the big ghost, and I was ready to give my first kiss!"
Shi Xuan shouted: "Do you still need to ask this kind of question, just look at your appearance, junior sister, you know that your first kiss must still be there!"
Zhang Mingyue didn't think at all: "What's wrong with my appearance? Sister, I didn't never be beautiful when I was in kindergarten and elementary school! Didn't I just eat more when I grew up? What qualifications does a person who eats and turns into have to laugh at a person who eats and turns into meat? Besides, every fat person is a potential stock, and one day my sister and I are determined to lose weight and become a beauty like Pu Xiaoxiang and Cai Xiaojia." You stinky boys, don't hug your thighs and shout for salvation one by one, and kneel on the ground and sing "Conquest"!"
"Don't! Senior sister, don't lose weight! Now you're ugly, and you can use fat as an excuse. In case you succeed in losing weight one day. found that he was still very ugly, wouldn't he be born without love and all thoughts would be lost?" Shi Xuan's poisonous tongue was also first-class.
"What? You actually call me ugly? Believe it or not, I'll call the police to arrest you!"
"Why did the patrol police arrest me? Violating personal privacy or leaking state secrets? If the truth is wrong, I would rather be wrong again and again!"
Jiang Shuiyuan saw that their bickering was a bit excessive, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Senior Brother Shi Xuan, don't say a few words, Zhang Mingyue is a junior sister after all, why should you let her order?" What's more, Zhang Mingyue is just not too thin. It's actually pretty good-looking!"
"Did you hear it, did you hear it? It's still our handsome guy Jiang who has the most discerning eyes!" Zhang Mingyue was so happy that she almost flew up.
Shi Xuan replied angrily: "Yes, yes, it is indeed a 'pig' with a discerning eye!"
Wu Zichen also stood up and said: "The boss is indeed a unique vision! From my professional point of view, if Zhang Mingyue loses weight reasonably and regulates properly, although it may not be as good as the beauty and piece of cake of Puda, it is definitely in the middle and upper state." All right. Let's keep playing the game!"
In the next round of card drawing, Jiang Shuiyuan drew the big ghost in anticipation. Hearing the result, the scene was suddenly jubilant, especially the group of girls, who were clasping their arms and fists one by one, as if they were going to fight with the water source of the river. Jiang Shuiyuan smiled bitterly: "Hey, hey, what kind of expressions are you all on? I'm your senior, squad leader, president, and vice president, let's just get to the point, don't ask too deep questions, how much do you leave me a pair of bottoms?"
"Leave you a pair of bottoms? Do you ask our sisters to agree?"
Jiang Shuiyuan weighed it in his heart: if he really asked the girls' opinions, Liu Chenyu and Cai Xiaojia would definitely be on his side, Chen Di and the other girls were centrists, it was not easy to say, but Zhang Mingyue, Wu Yangzhen and Pu Xiaoxiang would definitely vote against it. The expected result is 2:3, and the odds are not good. So he wisely chose silence.
Pu Xiaoxiang smiled proudly: "Don't live up to your stubborn resistance? Honestly wash your neck and wait! Wu Zichen, don't you hurry up and announce the start? With your hard work, the Queen of England is about to change two or three terms!"
"Okay, let's start now!"
The first question to be asked this time was Liu Chenyu, who was sitting on the right hand side of Jiang Shuiyuan. Before she could say anything, Pu Xiaoxiang tried her best to encourage her: "Morning rain, this is a rare time for the handsome guy Jiang to be open and honest, there is no store in this village, you can't care about personal feelings, lift the board in your hand high and fall gently." The questions you ask must be solid and connotative, just like the Ming and Qing dynasties writing eight-strand essays, you have to whip a mark, a slap and a palm blood!"
Jiang Shuiyuan was a little angry: "Puda beauty, are you so blatantly instigating others to do bad things?"
"What's the matter? I'll teach you, you bite me!"
"I'm sorry, I'm a Muslim and don't eat big meat!"
"You!" Pu Xiaoxiang was so angry that his willow eyebrows were upside down and his apricot eyes were round, "You can do it! Let's see how long you can be tough, and when it falls into my hands later, when you cry! Chenyu, hurry up and ask a murderous question, and deal a good blow to his arrogance!"
Liu Chenyu asked carefully: "My question is, what are you willing to sacrifice for love?" (to be continued......)
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