Chapter 65: We Were a Natural Pair
"That Yizhen, when you found me, did you find anything special, for example, a group of people lying on the ground, and bullets or something?" Yang Xiaobai asked cautiously.
"What!" Park Ye-jin's face turned white, "Someone shot?"
The little face, that expression, is the same as the real thing, it is completely at the level of a movie queen, the big eyes that are scared, and the long eyelashes that tremble, make Yang Xiaobai feel distressed all of a sudden.
"No, no!" Yang Xiaobai hurriedly comforted, "I was joking, don't take it seriously." ”
Park Ye-jin patted her heart and said, "I'm scared to death, don't make this kind of joke casually." ”
"Good drip, drip, drip. Yang Xiaobai nodded again and again.
"You're so bad!" Park Ye-jin said with a coquettish look at Yang Xiaobai.
Yang Xiaobai suddenly said stupidly: "Men are not bad, women are not loved." ”
Park Ye-jin shook her head: "I don't like bad men, it's not interesting at all, how good a good man is, he can do laundry, cook, and comfort women." ”
Yang Xiaobai coughed and said seriously: "How do I feel that you are talking about me, that is my prototype, at home, it has always been me who washes and cooks, I am not only gentle, but also kind, I am a person, I like to comfort women the most, Sister Yizhen, if you want, I can comfort you every day, and most importantly, I can also warm the bed!"
Park Ye-jin almost didn't throw up, she forced herself to say, "yes, that's great." ”
Yang Xiaobai smiled: "Yizhen, you and I, the more you look at it, the more fate we have, have we met and known each other in our last life?"
"Shameless, shameless!" Park Ye-jin can think of this is only one word, usually no matter how bright her head is, no matter how smart she is, when she encounters such a product, she is dizzy, she can't think of anything, and she can't even think of scolding words.
"What about my wounds......"
"I wonder why you are unconscious even though you are not injured, your body is very strong. Park Ye-jin said with a cute brow.
Yang Xiaobai was relieved in his heart, and it was good that he didn't see the gunshot wound he suffered.
He guessed that it was probably that thing that was doing the trick and helped him heal his injuries, but whether the bullet remained in his body or not, which made him very distressed.
No one wants to have a bullet in their body.
Yang Xiaobai, who is no longer under pressure, is more active.
pestered Park Ye-jin to ask east and west, what measurements, hobbies, and whether she has a boyfriend, all of them.
Park Ye-jin was extremely impatient in her heart, but she surprisingly calmed down and told Yang Xiaobai what she had made up.
After knowing that he didn't have a boyfriend, Yang Xiaobai was even happier, but after knowing that Park Ye-jin lived in the same community as him, Yang Xiaobai was even more convinced that this was fate.
Then he used the reason that it was getting late, and a perverted pervert had recently appeared in the community, and he was here with a dead face, occupying Park Ye-jin's bed, and said lustfully that Park Ye-jin could sleep with him, he would never mind, and he was not afraid of being taken advantage of at night, he knew that he was so handsome, any woman who saw him would not be able to help but commit crimes against him.
Park Ye-jin grinds her teeth, and her silver teeth are almost not broken.
When she went out to cook, Park Ye-jin wanted to go downstairs several times to buy a pack of rat medicine.
There are no rat medicines, but laxatives do.
Park Ye-jin rolled her eyes and used her own unique means to make the most powerful laxative.
"Hee-hee, I'm killing you!"
Yang Xiaobai was already shamelessly waiting for Park Ye-jin's meal to be served, he crossed Erlang's legs, and he was still wearing Park Ye-jin's quilt, pretending that he was very cold.
Park Ye-jin's face darkened, regretting that she shouldn't have put Yang Xiaobai on the bed, and should have put him in the toilet.
"Wow, braised pork belly, how do you know I like to eat this?" Yang Xiaobai called out in surprise.
Park Ye-jin rolled her eyes and muttered in her heart, "That's because I only have this at home." ”
"Well, it tastes very good, not salty or light, just to my taste, Sister Yizhen, your craftsmanship is really good, and my craftsmanship has a fight, I feel that the two of us are a natural pair. ”
Park Ye-jin sneered in her heart, but her face was blushing, she hung her head shyly, and said in a very soft voice: "Oh, how can you say that, people don't have a boyfriend yet." ”
Yang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, Park Ye-jin is like this, she can get tired of people.
Yang Xiaobai's saliva flowed all over the ground: "It's such a coincidence, I don't have a girlfriend either, you see, it's fate again." ”
Such a shameless and shameless look is really too different from the previous appearance of great might, Park Ye-jin can't understand, how can such a person have such a skill?
A plate of pork belly, Yang Xiaobai ate ninety percent alone, after eating, he patted his stomach unsatisfactorily: "It's so full, it would be nice if there was another plate." ”
Park Ye-jin almost didn't drop the whole plate in his face, even if it's shameless, it's still so edible!
Why didn't he react, though?
Yang Xiaobai blinked and said, "It's the first time I've tasted this kind of taste, by the way, what seasonings did you put in Yizhen?
"How do you take laxatives when you put them? Even if you don't put them, you can't snatch them up. Park Ye-jin muttered in her heart.
She smiled and said, "No, I've eaten, I'm not very hungry." ”
"Woo, what a virtuous person, Ye-jin, you are so good to me. ”
"Good your sister!" Park Ye-jin's forehead was bruised, "It's useless to put the strongest laxative, you wait for me to make a big move!"
Most of Yang Xiaobai's life is eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating, so soon he wants to sleep.
In a daze, he shook his body, came to Park Ye-jin crookedly, and said to her: "Sister Ye-jin, let's sleep, with my warm arms as your harbor, you can dream to your heart's content." ”
Park Ye-jin finally couldn't help it, picked up a frying pan and knocked it towards Yang Xiaobai's head.
Clang!
Yang Xiaobai's eyes rolled and he fainted.
"It seems that I have to buy a new pot again. Park Ye-jin said as she looked at the frying pan, which had been seriously dented.
In such a short period of time, Yang Xiaobai was already snoring, and Park Ye-jin kicked Yang Xiaobai's body with her bare feet: "What a pig!"
After speaking, she entered the room to take a bath, and when she was changing clothes, she accidentally saw something, and a smile appeared on her face: "A small student, there is such a high-tech monitor, or a product of Chujiang Technology, it seems that there are many people who are interested in you." ”
On the table, a tiny particle, barely visible to the naked eye, is placed on top of a slab, on which a system is running.
"I'd like to see who's spying on him. ”