In view of the fact that many readers and friends have recently speculated that I am the trumpet of the elbow boss, or doubt my relationship with the elbow, and even say that I am the elbow sister-in-law (I have to say that your imagination is very rich...... Well...... It's so rich...... ）

Therefore, I think it is necessary to clarify, and I hope that all friends will pay attention to the basic logic.

The elbow boss's book sales are hot and the future is immeasurable, how can he open a trumpet...... If you have that spare time, you might as well take care of the children...... And the sister-in-law may be taking care of the child......

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Tell me about my original reason for writing this book......

I'm a loyal reader of online articles.

Since the first online novel "Evil Awe-inspiring", it has been ten years since I read it, and it is not long to say that it is short, and it is constantly short, and I still vaguely remember the first few books I read, "Children of Light", "Beast Zhai", "Airspeed Star Trace", "Inch Mang", "Star Change", "Fierce God and Evil", "Extreme Destruction", "The Best Family", "Mercenary World", "Beast Blood Boiling", ......

In the beginning, there was a Taoyuan Bookstore in my house, a rental bookstore that was at the end of its rope due to the rise of electronic devices, and my online writing journey began there.

Small-format book, a book of five cents, read for a week, a deposit of three yuan (the evil spirit was awe-inspiring at the time was a set of six copies, I don't know which grandson borrowed the second book and didn't pay it back, I have always held a grudge against it. ）

The kind of 800 pages of the large format, three dollars for a book, read for a week, and a deposit of ten dollars.

When I rent a book, I don't dare to read it at school, the teacher tears it when I find it, and I don't dare to read it when I go home, and my mother not only has to tear up the book, but also beats people.

So most of the free time, I run to the gymnasium with a book, sit on the parallel bars to read, ten minutes after class, tuck a book in the school uniform, half of it is inserted in the crotch of the pants, and the roe head is like a spy joint, and I want to have a moment of pleasure.

Now that I think about it, the role of the class bell at that time was the same as that of the broken dog......

At night, it's more exciting, and when the whole family turns off the lights, they crawl in the quilt by themselves, holding a flashlight in their mouths (the kind sold in stationery stores, the middle finger is so long, the Coke bottle cap is so thick gadgets, a smell of iron) looks like a night, but halfway to listen to my mother go to the toilet, my mother has a habit, like to come to my house in the middle of the night to give me a quilt corner, standing at the door if you see that I didn't kick the quilt, just give up.

You know that, hearing your mother's footsteps, instantly snapping the book down, then pressing the flashlight, and then feeling the loving gaze of your mother as she pushes the door in...... That feeling...... It's exciting......

I guess my mother also wondered during that time, why didn't this child get covered?

However, people can never have a fluke mentality, and how can they often stand by the river without getting their shoes wet......

I still remember the night of the East Window incident, the picture was so beautiful that I didn't dare to describe it.

Then I became the focus of the watch......

But by that time, I was already addicted...... No...... It's already crazy...... I can't live without novels all day, and it feels like taking drugs, and if I leave, I'm going to die.

After all, the living can't let urine suffocate to death, so I had evil thoughts...... I embezzled the money from the tuition fee...... I took it and bought an MP3.5.,If you're a little older, you should know this thing.,It's between MP3 and MP4.,MP4 has all the functions.,You can read e-books.,You can save photos.,You can also see that Tokyo is not too cold...... But it's far from being well-made, it should just be a copycat, and I remember that the price at that time was 199, which was a huge amount of money for me at the time.

I guess the same mood I felt when I bought this thing was the same as the one who embezzled public money to buy a lottery ticket......

Excited, apprehensive, longing, and terrified...... But when I opened the e-book and looked at more than a hundred books, I felt that my cowardice broke the sky...... Suddenly I felt that my life was complete, even if it was worth it.

At that stage, I watched "Tang Xingdart", "Butterfly Dance Tang Chun", "Taoist Priest in Jin Yong's World", "Proud Sword World", ...... (It's been ten years, and my memory is amazing)

And then it's very hilarious.,Palm-sized stuff.,How good the concealment is.,When the surprise check is carried out.,Press the switch to turn off.,Cover your hands.,Unless my mother has a night vision device at night, it's absolutely difficult to find.,After reading it, stuff it under the pillow.,Put it in the pencil case at school.,The teacher can't see it.,Meizizi......

I lived this kind of life for a long time, I went to school at seven o'clock in the morning, started to watch, until half past nine in the evening, went home and continued to watch, and saw three o'clock in the morning, went to sleep, and drank coffee to refresh myself when I was sleepy.

I extremely suspect that I am actually a Tsinghua seedling, and this learning momentum is unstoppable...... It's just that I dedicated all my youth to fiction.

And then there'...... How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet......

Because of the long-term comfort, I was extremely bloated...... Or maybe it's because I stayed up late for a long time, causing my body to collapse...... I fell asleep while reading at night and forgot to hide the MP4...... It was clutched in my hands, sticking out of the bed, and was found while my mom was sweeping the floor in the morning, and then I was woken up in my sleep by a big slap.

I still remember the state in which I just woke up that day, at first I was a little dazed, then another slap made me sober, the next slap made me doubt my life, and then the next slap made me realize the reality.

At that time, what I felt in an instant was not a pain in my face, but a pain in my heart...... My life is about to go dark again.

Far away......

Later, I tossed and turned, borrowing books from classmates, borrowing MP4s, lying to buy electronic dictionaries to learn English, I have done all these shameful things, but I don't regret it to this day.

Today, I already have a mobile phone, and I only look for the starting point app to read books...... (Rhymed, rhymed...... Where is the applause...... ）

But I couldn't find the joy of reading anymore.

After all, the routine of "reading more than 10,000 volumes" has already been seen badly, and if you read too many books, it is inevitable that you will be picky, read too many good books, and then go to see books of average quality and become completely boring, just like smoking, smoking Yuxi, Xiao Su, and then going back to smoke Hongtashan is very uncomfortable.

There are more and more people writing books, in the words of my friends, it is much easier to do this business now than ten years ago, even if it is not very good at writing, it is not difficult to eat, unlike ten years ago, now there are many platinums, gods, these characters with titles, I think I was hungry to write books.

In fact, old readers know that there are so many routines, and there are so many over and over again, and these years, there are more and more people who can write books, because the threshold is low, but there are fewer and fewer people who can write good books, and there are fewer and fewer people who write new ideas and write their own ideas.

This is also why, after I saw "The King's Life", I was like a treasure, there are no routines, there must be, as long as you write novels, you can't do without routines, because people who read books are also chasing routines, jumping out of routines, not hitting the street, count me as losing, whoever can find a book that can be popular without routines, also count me as losing.

But when I saw "The King", I felt that this book was different...... , the same as when I saw "Chen Ergou".

Some people say that the book of Beacon Fire is precious in the truth, then I also see the truth in the king.

I like that kind of sadness but not sadness, I like the kind of sincerity that depends on each other...... Two brothers and sisters with distorted personalities, working hard to live a difficult life, laughing and scolding are the happy lives of two little broken children who have no relatives and no reason.

When watching the two little broken children staggering on the road of life, they can't help but laugh, and then laugh and cry.

The book of elbows, if you want to praise it, you can't finish it for a long time, but if you want to scold people, there is only one sentence...... You're up for an update!

Everyone understands the sadness of the chaser......

So after the king became popular, I found a lot of books that followed the trend, this spare, that spare, what's wrong with the king, what did the king do......

However, I was undoubtedly disappointed, and I tried to test the poison with the intention of not learning the essence and learning the skin, but of course I died in a few books......

So, I ended up picking up the keyboard...... With a love for elbows, a dream of childhood, I wrote this book.

Of course, when I use this pen name, I admit that it is a hot trend, who hasn't been a hot person these days...... But if you want to say that I plagiarized people, pay attention, be careful that I use a brick to lift your face...... I call this a tribute, do you understand the tribute (there is a shameless face here)

Then, I just hope that I can be ...... Really, if you don't want to be popular when you write a book, that's bragging...... For the sake of dreams, there may be 0.00000001%, if one of them thinks I have insulted you, then please visit directly, I apologize to you.

At last...... I hope that one day I will have the honor to attend the annual meeting of China Literature and give my elbow a thousand years of killing...... Makes you so slow......