Volume 1 Chapter 167 The Rotten Girl is Terrible
After leaving Baishitang's jade workshop near Du Fu's Thatched Cottage, Lin Yang saw that the time was relatively early, so Yu Crisp took a taxi to the nearby computer city and bought a laptop.
Although the three brothers in the dormitory all have laptops, Liu Xiangcheng spends most of his time playing games, and Ma Wanwen and Zhou Liang spend relatively little time on laptops, but it is not a long-term solution for them to borrow them.
What's more, the websites he sometimes logs in and the information he looks up can't be discovered by them - for example, today, he wants to log on to the intranet forum to find out about the Faculty of Arts. If this is seen, it will inevitably take a lot of time to explain.
Therefore, buying a laptop has become a top priority, which is convenient for others and convenient for themselves.
He didn't buy a laptop because he didn't have much money in his pocket. Even the cost of food is a problem, where can I afford to buy a laptop? But now it is different, even if we do not mention the income brought by the prescription "Resurrection of Souls", just the cost of his monthly consultation at the Affiliated Hospital of West China University and Baicaotang is more than enough to buy a laptop.
It's not the weekend, but there are still a lot of people in the computer city.
Lin Yang didn't go shopping much, so he bought an ultra-thin netbook with touch screen function in a specialty store. Although this book is slightly weaker than the game book, Lin Yang doesn't play games either, so he figured out its lightweight characteristics.
After buying a laptop, Lin Yang took a taxi back to school.
Because of Uncle Yujian Wang in the antique street, the time to select jade seeds and copper coins has been greatly shortened. Even if he went to the computer city again, it didn't take much effort, so when Lin Yang returned to the medical school, there were still about forty minutes before the afternoon class.
Pushing open the door of the 407 dormitory, Lin Yang saw Liu Xiangcheng, Ma Wanwen, and Zhou Liang all lying on their respective beds and sleeping soundly. His eyes rolled, and a thought arose in his heart to play tricks on the three of them.
Putting the newly bought laptop on the desk under his bed, Lin Yang coughed twice and moistened his throat, and then shouted in a high voice: "Damn, why is it three o'clock?
There was a panic in the dormitory.
Whether it was Liu Xiangcheng who was grinding his teeth while sleeping, or Ma Wanwen who loved to mumble a few words in his sleep, or Zhou Liang with a harasser at the corner of his mouth, they all woke up as soon as possible, and they didn't care about looking at the time of their mobile phones to confirm whether what Lin Yang said was true or false, and hurriedly put on their clothes and pants and jumped off the bed. After putting on his shoes in two or two, he picked up the textbook for the afternoon and rushed out of the dormitory.
This is also because they have just entered college and still retain the habits of high school. When they stay in college for a year or two and become old fritters, it is estimated that Lin Yang's roar will not have any effect.
At most, he stretched out a high raised middle finger from the bed, and then snorted sleepily: "Since you have overslept, then continue to sleep, don't go to class in the afternoon, just send a text message to notify someone to help deal with the teacher's name, isn't it okay?
Looking at Liu Xiangcheng, Ma Wanwen and Zhou Liang, rushing out of the dormitory like the wind, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing, and sighed: "The speed of these three guys is quite fast, why didn't they see it before?" He took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, ready to calculate how long it would take these three people to be able to react that he had been deceived.
Immediately, he took the newly bought laptop out of his computer bag, plugged it in and connected it to the Internet cable, turned it on and logged in to the campus forum, and entered the word "two words" in the search column.
After hitting the enter key, a large number of related posts appeared on the computer screen. Before Lin Yang could find useful post information, he heard a rush of footsteps and wheezing from the corridor outside the door. He turned his head and saw Liu Xiangcheng, Ma Wanwen, and Zhou Liang walking into the dormitory with angry faces.
"The third brother (third brother), it's very cool to play with us, right?"
The three people who returned to the dormitory stared at Lin Yang with wide eyes, and hummed through gritted teeth.
"Look at what you said, when did I play with you? It's too ambiguous, okay, if the rotten girls hear it, I'm afraid they will mistakenly think that our dormitory is picking up soap every day," Lin Yang said jokingly, glancing at the time in the lower right corner of the computer desktop out of the corner of his eye.
At this moment, it was only five or six minutes before the three guys rushed out of the dormitory.
It seems that they must have reacted after running down the dormitory building in a hurry, and suddenly realized that they didn't keep up, right?
Not to mention, Lin Yang really guessed correctly this time.
Liu Xiangcheng, Ma Wanwen, and Zhou Liang hurriedly got down the dormitory building, and were about to run towards the classroom for afternoon classes, but suddenly found that Lin Yang did not follow.
Liu Xiangcheng immediately patted his head and said, 'Fooled, and Zhou Liang also took out his mobile phone for the first time, proving that what Liu Xiangcheng said was true. So, the three guys who felt deceived immediately rushed back with murderous faces.
"Brothers, don't talk nonsense with him, clean up on him, you must let him know today, the flowers are so red"
Liu Xiangcheng greeted him, led Ma Wanwen and Zhou Liang, who were screaming strangely, and pounced on Lin Yang like a wolf and a tiger, and pressed him down on the desk for a while.
Just when the three of them were in the middle of their lives, they suddenly heard an exclamation from behind them: "You guys...... What are you doing here?"
The three of them looked back, and they didn't know when three people, a man and two women, came outside the dormitory door, and there were signs of the student union pinned to their chests. I thought it was supposed to be the health raid team of the student union, who came to this student dormitory to check the hygiene, because they heard the movement of dormitory 407, so they came to see what was going on. But I didn't expect to see the amazing scene of three boys pressing a boy down on the desk.
Not to mention, Liu Xiangcheng, Ma Wanwen, and Zhou Liang, the posture of pressing Lin Yang down on the desk at this time is indeed not so elegant, which is not surprising.
The boy in the health raid inspection team is fine, this kind of slapstick and frolicking scene can often be seen in the boys' dormitory, there is nothing unusual. But the two girls were different, their eyes were shining, their faces were still red, and they looked shy and excited......
Before Lin Yang and the others could come back to their senses, the long-haired girl on the left shouted excitedly: "Gather a crowd to fornicate...... Ah, no, it's a crowd to pick up soap and tell the whole school that you must report this matter to the whole school, I'll go...... It's so exciting."
Although the short-haired girl next to her didn't say anything, she nodded vigorously, and her expression was also very excited.
Gather to pick up soap?
Lin Yang's four people have a black line.
Pick up your sister's soap...... We're playing, we're promoting friendship between men, it's not the kind of thing you think, okay?
Other than that...... What's the matter with the boiling blood? You're so rotten, okay?
"No, it's not what you think, listen to our explanation......"
No matter how much they didn't want to see these two imaginative rotten girls in their hearts, Lin Yang and the four of them could only hurry to explain with a smile. There is no way, if these two girls really report this matter to the whole school according to what they said, then the reputation of the four of them will be completely ruined, especially Lin Yang, who was crushed by the three boys......
To put it mildly, it finally made the two girls who had watched too much of Tan Meiwen believe that they were playing instead of gathering to pick up soap.
However, Lin Yang and their dormitory still got a warning. The reason is that it is to make noise during the lunch break and disturb the rest of the surrounding dormitories......
Compared to gathering people to pick up soap, this warning is simply too small to be smaller.
As for the people in the sanitation raid team, Weishenme will suddenly take charge of noise pollution, but no one is going to pursue it.
After sending off the three men and two women of the student union, Zhou Liang hummed unhappily: "Isn't it the student union, what's the spirit? Catch up Ming'er, I will also apply to join the student union, and after I sit down as the president of the student union, there is a way to clean you up."
Liu Xiangcheng complained: "When you sit in the position of the president of the student union, I'm afraid that our children and grandchildren are all studying in this school, right?"
"Boss, don't bring such a diaphragm, okay?" Zhou Liang said with a bitter face.
At this time, Lin Yang sat back at his desk and continued to browse the posts he had searched for before.
At this time, Zhou Liangfang found out that Lin Yang had bought a new notebook, and immediately came up, with a lewd smile on his face: "Hey, third brother, have you bought a laptop? Do you want me to share a few good URL......s for you?"
Lin Yang didn't reply: "No need, xiexie." ”
Liu Xiangcheng also came over: "Third child, how about I install a few games for you? With me to take you, no matter how good you are and how you pit it, you will be able to become a teacher in a few days and reach the realm of super gods."
Lin Yang still didn't look back: "I'm not interested." ”
"If you don't play games or watch movies, what's the point of you buying this laptop?" Liu Xiangcheng and Zhou Liang didn't continue to bother him, they just shook their heads with a regretful expression: "Isn't this a waste of money." ”
Lin Yang almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood on the laptop, and said with a wry smile: "You guys are wasting money, okay?"
After some searching and browsing, Lin Yang really found a lot of posts about the pen immortal incident in the Academy of Letters. It's a pity that these posts are either vague or absurd stories made up based on a little rumor, and they are not credible at all. The only useful information I have obtained is that this pen fairy incident took place in the Faculty of Letters, in a female dormitory building called the 'Yang Sex Building'.
"What is the Cultivation Building...... Lin Yang narrowed his eyes and thought: "There is a physical education class tomorrow afternoon, when the time comes, I will find an excuse to ask for leave, and go to the Cultivation Building of the Faculty of Arts to see if I can find some useful clues in the place where the crime occurred."
Sun Tzu said: Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will not be defeated in a hundred battles.
Lin Yang firmly believes in this.