"I see, my family told me about it. As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, Huang Xiaobo opened his mouth to answer.

Others ridiculed Huang Xiaobo, saying that his family lied to him.

However, their reaction to Huang Xiaobo in their hearts was a secret praise, which was too good.

"Hey, if you don't believe me, I'll take you to another place to see, and you won't know it!"

"Clear. Sun Honglei learned to speak to the other party and said with a smile.

"Then let's go!" the old Taoist priest walked forward confidently, and everyone followed with a smile.

When I came to another hall, I opened the door and saw a huge picture hanging inside, "This is the dignity of Yan Taizu." ”

Everyone looked over and immediately burst into laughter, isn't this just changing Sun Honglei's face to Song Taizu's picture?

"The program team really knows how to play. Tang Yanyun said with a smile.

"Oh my God. The old Taoist priest glanced at Sun Honglei, and was immediately shocked, and hurriedly knelt down, "Accept my worship." ”

If this is a matter of course, maybe how netizens will scold themselves, so Sun Honglei also hurriedly bowed down and returned the salute.

"Take out a little bit of the emperor's domineering. After the old Taoist priest got up, he said to Sun Honglei.

Sun Honglei glanced at him suspiciously, thought about it, and then ......

I saw Sun Honglei with one hand on his waist, his eyes blinking wildly, and laughing.

Suning and others support their foreheads, this product is crazy!

"Do you know how heavy the burden is on your shoulders?"

Sun Honglei shook his head, he knew something!

"Brother Honglei knew too many things at once, and suddenly his brain short-circuited. Suning said with a smile.

When the others heard Suning's explanation, they also laughed, Sun Honglei looked like this now, it really looked like that.

"Don't be discouraged, come and see, there's still a painting. ”

Everyone looked at the picture scroll unfolded by the old Taoist priest, "Look, this is the story of Yan Taizu and his people having fun together." ”

……

"Fengtian carrier, Emperor Yan said. ”

The voice sounded, and I saw Sun Honglei wearing an imperial robe, sunglasses, and a notebook in his hand.

There are some staff members wearing eunuch uniforms and palace maid uniforms standing next to him, according to the director team, that is, the program team has limited funds and can't afford to invite group performances, so let everyone do it for them.

"Today is a festival of beauty, the whole country celebrates, so there are hundreds of dishes in the palace, a big banquet for the ministers, and this is admired. I saw Wu Weijie wearing a eunuch suit, and said solemnly: "Xuan Qunchen is here." ”

Well, because of the limited funds, they also got Wu Weijie into it.

"Long live Emperor Yan, long live Wan long live. ”

"What about the ministers?" Sun Honglei looked at Huang Xiaobo below, looked at Wu Weijie next to him and asked.

And he called him the ministers. Wu Weijie explained.

"The minister's name is Xiaobo, and the word is a minister. Huang Xiaobo explained with a smile.

"National teacher, I remember that your previous name was Huang Xiaobo! Why did you change your name?"

"My emperor didn't know, this name was given to me by the first emperor, at that time the emperor was still young, and he often asked me to play with you with his bare buttocks, and you were not sensible at that time, so I changed my name at that time. ”

"National teacher, on this happy day, you are alone with me, isn't it too lonely?"

"Otherwise, why don't you find this...... A man of knowledge. This time, it seems that the emperor's grace is immense, and secondly, it can be lively and lively. Huang Xiaobo dangled the square wings on his hat, looking very funny.

"That makes sense. ”

"All the knowledgeable people in the country are here. ”

As soon as Wu Weijie finished speaking, Suning, who was wearing Xiucai clothes, and Huang Lei, who was wearing businessman's clothes, walked in.

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live. Suning was just about to bow down, when he saw Huang Lei ready to prank him from behind him.

Suning hurriedly turned over, dodged Huang Lei's claws, and grabbed Huang Lei's hand, "Hurry up, this person is going to assassinate the emperor." ”

"What, someone wants to assassinate me?" Sun Honglei stood up, "It's too unusual. ”

"Your Majesty, be careful. Huang Xiaobo hurriedly blocked in front of Sun Honglei, "Quick, catch the assassin for me." ”

"Your Majesty, this person is slandering me, I don't have any weapons, how can I assassinate the emperor?" Huang Lei hurriedly explained.

"Why not? Your Majesty, you see, this is his chest. Suning grabbed Huang Lei's chest from behind and said.

Everyone fainted, and Huang Xiaobo shouted: "In the palace, what kind of system, emperor, close your eyes quickly, lest these people pollute your eyes." ”

Saying that, Huang Xiaobo was about to cover Sun Honglei's eyes.

Sun Honglei hurriedly waved Huang Xiaobo away and said: "Go, go, I think it's quite interesting, I'm very happy today, come, give me a seat." ”

"Your Majesty, Emperor. Suning and Huang Lei sat in their seats.

Sun Honglei sat back in his seat and took out his notebook, which was written with lines and processes.

However, it is impossible for Sun Honglei to follow it, at most look at the process, and the rest depends on himself.

"This young man, his appearance is very handsome, and he is a little worse than me, tell me what you do!" Sun Honglei pointed at Suning and said.

"Your Majesty, Xiaosheng is after Confucius and Meng, and now he has just been admitted to Xiucai. Suning said with a smile.

"Oh, you're the queen of Confucius and Meng, so why are you surnamed Su?"

"Your Majesty, don't you know, I am an illegitimate child, my adoptive father's surname is Su, and I only learned my true identity recently. ”

"Good. Sun Honglei smiled and gave Suning a thumbs up, and Suning's on-the-spot reaction was also very fast.

"Fat man over there, tell me too!"

"Oh, Your Majesty, I am the owner of the Xianghe Silk Shop at the east end of the street. ”

"That's it, Gonggong Hai, today is a day of great joy for our country, I need to be lively, open the palace gate, and let all the people of the country enter the palace. ”

As soon as Sun Honglei finished speaking, Huang Xiaobo jumped out and stole the show: "Oh, this can't be helped, Your Majesty, this is absolutely unacceptable!"

After the grass people came in, they were frightened by your appearance of the country and the city, and the fish and geese were so frightened that they didn't say anything, in case they had bad intentions and dug up your face and spit on the ground, how could this be good?"

"Come on, pull the national teacher down and play the 20th board. ”

"The Emperor's ......"

"Thirty. ”

Seeing this, Huang Xiaobo hurriedly stopped talking, walked down obediently, and let the two soldiers pull down.

"Therefore, if you don't die, you won't die, and these thirty boards can just help the national teacher give a facelift to his buttocks. Suning teased.

"Not to mention, after the national teacher's ass is beaten this time, it must be very warped. Huang Lei said next to him.

After Huang Xiaobo was beaten, Sun Honglei said: "Xuan people enter the palace." ”