Chapter 968: Fighting Salted Fish
In an uproar, the salted fish came out of the water and said angrily, "What are you doing?
"Don't sleep, I'm looking for you. Come here with a pure heart. Fang Zheng said very formally, beckoning, the red boy and the salted fish glanced at each other, they both saw the dignified look of "%" in Fang Zheng's eyes, and knew that this time it was not a joke, so they didn't dare to talk nonsense, and quickly followed.
Lone wolves, squirrels, and monkeys gathered together, looked at each other, and didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in the Founder Gourd.
The lone wolf said, "Master, what are you doing here, why don't you call us?"
The squirrel puffed up and said, "That's it, that's it! If it weren't for the bean bags you brought back, I would be angry." ”
The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, just listen to Master's words." I went to the Buddha Hall, there is too much incense today,......"
Fang Zheng left the temple with the red boy and the salted fish, found a place far away, and made sure that the lone wolf and they didn't follow, so he told the situation of the lone wolf, the monkey, and the squirrel and the red boy and the salted fish, and then asked: "One of you is the demon king, the queen of the famous demon." One is a salted fish who has listened to the Dharma for countless years in front of the Buddha. In your world, you can be regarded as well-informed, is there any way for you to cure this minor disease?"
Hearing this, Red Boy and Salted Fish both understood the importance of the matter, and it was no wonder that the master, who had never been very serious, suddenly became serious.
The two of them didn't dare to fight anymore, and the red boy touched his chin and said, "Master, you said this is a minor illness? It seems that you really don't know anything about the soul and the body." I have heard people say that it is not difficult to cure when the soul is sick, and it is not difficult to cure when the body is broken, but when there is a problem with the connection between the soul and the body, it is a serious illness!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, his heart tightened, and he asked, "Just tell me, can it be cured?"
Red Boy smiled bitterly and said, "Master, if it's in the Earth Immortal Realm, I still have some solutions. But here, my method simply doesn't work. Don't ask, I know what you're going to ask, first of all what I want is jade, real jade, jade that contains the essence of heaven and earth. It's not the kind of good-looking stone you have on the market here.
Use jade with a variety of genius earth treasures to protect the soul and body. Then use some treasure medicine to give them a dose, I dare not say that the medicine will cure the disease, at least it can be cured quickly. But these things are not available on the earth, so I can't help it. After all, I didn't study medicine......
Fang Zheng nodded, he also listened to the red boy's chatter about the red boy's past. His miserable child is really free-range. The Bull Demon King is not the same as the older generation on the earth, he is not patriarchal. On the contrary, the Bull Demon King seems to be more like today's young people, who like his daughter more.
Red Boy told a story that he actually had an older sister. Older than him, and naughty than him, he didn't know how many good treasures he had when he fell to the Bull Demon King, but the Bull Demon King just laughed and forgot it.
But when you get to the red boy, you have to be scolded for half an hour if you eat milk and cry twice......
Later, the Bull Demon King refused to marry his daughter, and his daughter didn't want to marry, so he stayed at home, which was considered a standard gnawing old man. But the Bull Demon King is beautiful all day long......
But when he got to the red boy, when he could climb, he was stuffed with a stick by the Bull Demon King and thrown out of the cave, chasing wolves and dogs.
Sure enough, when the red boy could leave, this guy was issued a red tassel gun, officially got out and set up his own door, and passed by himself.
Fang Zheng even thought more than once about whether the red boy's samadhi true fire was practiced or angry. Fortunately, he has a good old lady who loves him very much, all kinds of care, and all kinds of beautiful geniuses and treasures, which did not make him a real stray baby.
And the Iron Fan Princess herself is not good at healing, so it is good that Red Child, a child who has been wild since he was a child, can propose this kind of treatment. Therefore, Fang Zheng expressed his understanding, so he set his sights on the salted fish.
Salted fish sat on the ground, the fins supported the chin, and said seriously: "Ancestor, I have been thinking about it for a long time......
"And then?" Fang Zheng asked.
Xianyu glanced at Fang Zheng and said with great solemnity: "Finally, I found a message about what the Buddha said in my memories for countless years! At that time, there was an arhat who said about the treatment of this disease, which was similar to what the pure mind said. ”
"What did the Buddha say?" Fang Zheng was excited, the Buddha is such an awesome person, there must be a better way!
Salted fish learned the appearance of the Buddha and said: "Amitabha, arhat, you are right!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he suddenly felt an urge to kill this dead fish, isn't this the same as not saying it? But Fang Zheng still didn't give up, the value of the salted fish hadn't been fried yet, and it was a little early to beat him at this time, bear with it!
So Fang Zheng tried to maintain a charming smile and asked, "Didn't the Buddha say anything else?"
Salted fish looked at Fang Zheng seriously: "Said!"
"What did he say?" Red Boy was also anxious, lone wolves, monkeys, and squirrels had long been his family, and he was also worried about the health of these little ones.
Salted fish looked at the two of them very seriously and said word by word: "At that time, I thought it was boring, so I fell asleep." ”
Asleep...... Asleep? Asleep!
Fang Zheng and Red Boy kept repeating this sentence in their minds, and the dead fish actually fell asleep at this time! The two looked at each other......
The next moment, a salted fish flew high into the sky!
"Ahh
Salted fish flew back, and at the same time scolded: "It's boring, don't you let me sleep......!
"Amitabha, look at the big slap of the poor monk!" Fang Zheng turned up the big slap and slapped it!
Syllable!
"Ahh
Hearing the screams of salted fish, lone wolves, monkeys, and squirrels also ran out to check the situation. Seeing the salted fish flying in the sky, spinning in the air at every turn, drawing an arc, the three little guys shook their heads helplessly.
The lone wolf said: "It turned out that the master had itchy hands and pulled the salted fish to play." ”
"One finger temple standard exercise, eat and sleep and play salted fish. The monkey muttered.
The squirrel clicked his lips, and said a little unbearably: "But, isn't this a bit too ruthless." ”
At this moment, the salted fish flew through the sky, and just saw the bean bag in the squirrel's hand, and the dead fish immediately shouted: "Little fat dun, leave me one!
As soon as the squirrel heard the three words "Little Fat Dun'er", his head was suddenly full of black lines. He stuffed the bean bag in his hand into his mouth and ate it, and at the same time climbed up the wall, waving his little paws, and shouted: "Good fight! Come on! Master can hit high! Fourth junior brother, let's have a roundhouse kick ......."