It turns out that Han Yun didn't lie at all.

Jiang Shuiyuan rode a bicycle and staggered into the campus, and when he looked up, he saw a huge poster hanging on the front floor at first glance, and the picture of himself was photoshopped with style, love, urine, no spots, no wrinkles - of course, Jiang Shuiyuan himself did not have any spots and wrinkles on his face, wearing a well-fitting suit and a neat tie, and then stretched out his left hand to the audience and posed a bewitching invitation gesture. The meaning of the action is obvious: vote for me!

The person on the picture must be right, and the scene behind him is also very familiar, Jiang Shuiyuan thought for a long time before remembering that this should be the scene when he participated in a certain national theory difficult selection competition, but he remembered that no one seemed to take pictures of himself at that time! Who got this from which corner?

The campaign slogan is marked on one side of the poster in vertical letters: "Create a campus of love and beauty together!" Jiang Shuiyuan wanted to cover his face: Who came up with such a slogan for the second middle school, and why did it make people think so much? Couldn't it be a little taller, such as "be willing to dedicate and serve your classmates", and "open up communication channels and build a communication platform"?

In the lower part of the picture, there is Jiang Shuiyuan's resume:

Jiang Shuiyuan, 14 years old

The president of the first (2) class of high school, the president of the Chinese Studies Lecture Club

Member of the Mathematics, Chemistry and Physics Group of the Olympiad Society

Fourth place in the high school entrance examination

Second place in the school in the entrance placement test

First place in the final examination of the first semester of the first year of high school

Champion of the singing competition for middle school students in the whole province

The champion of the National Studies Difficult Selection Contest and the best debater

Fourth place in the provincial Chinese culture theory difficult selection competition

The first prize in Group B of the 53rd New Concept Essay Contest of the Selling Meng Cup

The last line of the line was obviously just posted yesterday, and it still has a new breath. But then again, there is such a national first prize finale, and the whole resume does look much more solid, and it looks very flowery. Jiang Shuiyuan didn't know what other people's resumes would be, at least he didn't lose to them in this regard.

At the end of the payment. Jiang Shuiyuan sensitively captures a strange phrase: Jiang Shuiyuan campaign committee. What the hell is this? But since there is such an inexplicable organization, it must be inseparable from Wu Zichen; even if he does not participate in it, then he will know the ins and outs of the matter, and the name of "Huai'an Fuzhong Bao Inquiring" is not blind. Only the wrong name, no wrong nickname!

Some people don't talk about it. As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan thought about it, he heard Wu Zichen shouting in surprise behind him: "Boss." You're back! Little brother thought you would come back to school yesterday after the game, but I didn't expect you to come in the morning, didn't come in the afternoon, didn't come in the evening, I and the little piece of cake, and the classmates were waiting for the eyes, all the dreams, who knew that as soon as I entered the school gate this morning, I saw you, the boss, I was so happy!"

Han Yun looked at Wu Zichen in surprise: "Wu Zichen, you have diarrhea, and you can't close your mouth when you open it, right?"

"I guess the mouth is rented, so I'm in a hurry to pay it back?" Jiang Shuiyuan guessed, then turned his face and asked Wu Zichen: "Let me ask you, where did the posters on this wall come from?"

"Oh, this poster, it was spray-painted outside the school and someone hung it here. ”

"I asked who did it!"

"I guess it was done by a certain announcement company, right? I don't know the specifics. You may need to ask. ”

"Get out!" Jiang Shuiyuan was furious.

Han Yun said with a smile: "This is called the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, what kind of class leader there is, what kind of classmates there are." Just now, you deliberately prevaricated me, but I didn't expect Wu Zichen to pretend to be crazy and stupid to fool you, right? Sure enough, the debt in June has to be paid quickly! You two continue to tear up, I still have homework to finish, I have to go to the classroom early to make up for it, and I will be temporarily out of company!" After speaking, he waved his hand and walked away.

Of course, Wu Zichen will not roll. Seeing Han Yun walking away, he took the initiative to be frank without waiting for Jiang Shuiyuan to be angry: "It's that the little brother is not good at Chinese." If you ask the funder who made the poster, as you can see, it was the Jiangshuiyuan Campaign Committee that made it. ”

"What the hell is the campaign committee?"

As the name suggests, the campaign committee is a temporary body established to promote the campaign idea, grasp the public opinion on campus, call on everyone to vote, and promote the election of the boss as the vice president of the student council. Boss, you should also know that there are many student council elections. One person is short in wisdom and many people in wisdom, and it is only natural to set up a campaign committee to do its best and perform its own duties. And these days you go to Shanghai to participate in the competition, not at school, and the election is so urgent. It is also true that the campaign committee needs to coordinate in the middle and handle all kinds of affairs!"

I went to Shanghai to participate in the competition, deliberately to avoid the election, okay? Jiang Shuiyuan asked again: "Who are the members of the committee?" and what position do you hold?"

"There are a lot of talents in the committee, such as the piece of cake in our class, the Liu Da class leader in the next class, and the senior sister Liu Xinying, senior Chen Di, senior Fu Shouzhang and so on from the Chinese Studies Lecture and Talk Club. The younger brother is not talented, and now he is the deputy director of the campaign committee and the head of the propaganda department. ”

"No wonder the campaign slogan is so two, it turned out to be your masterpiece!" Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly realized, "Who is the director of the committee?"

"The director of the committee is," Wu Zichen glanced at Jiang Shuiyuan secretly, and then cautiously moved out of his attack range before answering truthfully, "It's Pu Xiaoxiang Pu Colonel Hua!"

"Ahh

Wu Zichen hurriedly explained: "In fact, the election of Pu Xiaoxiang as the director of the committee, the head of Liu University is also very much in agreement, after all, Pu Xiaoxiang has a good appearance, good temperament, and great influence on campus, which will have a positive impact on the election." At the same time, with her good relationship with the school, she can get more campaign funding, and there is already a better place for office and publicity, such as this poster you see.

"And according to a sample survey conducted by the Campaign Committee Office, after Pu Xiaoxiang became the director, your votes among all the boys in the school increased by 2.4 percentage points; after she announced that once the boss you were elected, she would give away 10 random autographed photo photos, and your vote rate among the boys in the school soared by 13.7 percentage points!

Jiang Shuiyuan's heart suddenly moved, and he hurriedly asked, "What about the girls in the school?" You shouldn't have made any strange promises behind my back, right?"

"Also, there's nothing," Wu Zichen replied timidly, and at the same time subconsciously moved farther away from the river source, "At most, I will send a few autographed photos like Pu Xiaoxiang, and then accompany them to go shopping, eat, chat or something." Dating so many girls at the same time, but the good thing that countless boys in the school dream of, many people can't look forward to it! At most, when the little brother does something, he picks a beautiful and cute soft girl ......

Jiang Shuiyuan was so angry that he was smoking, and beckoned to Wu Zichen: "Come on, come on, come here, I promise not to kill you!"

Wu Zichen is not stupid: "I won't go over! Look at the boss, your angry appearance, you obviously want to punch me to death." The wonderful high school life has just begun, and I want to live a few more years!"

"Don't worry, I won't punch you to death. Anyway, it takes three or five hundred punches to dispel the hatred in my heart, and I am willing to beat you to death with one punch!"

Wu Zichen shuddered all over: "Don't! Don't! Lu Ti killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches, if you really fight three or five hundred punches, it is estimated that I will become a ball of minced meat." Boss, you should raise your noble hand and spare the little one!"

"How come? Your body is much stronger than Zhen Guanxi, you must be able to punch a few more punches!"

"Boss, are you complimenting me? Why can't I be happy at all?"

"Of course I'm complimenting you. Jiang Shuiyuan said earnestly, "Come here quickly." I'll raise my hand and give you half a breath at the end!"

Wu Zichen said pitifully: "Boss, I don't read much, don't lie to me!"

"I'll only beat you, how could I lie to you?" Jiang Shuiyuan's fist clenched.

When Wu Zichen came to his side, Jiang Shuiyuan began to be full of old fists. It's just that before the fist touched, Wu Zichen was already screaming like he had been tortured by the Manchu Qing Dynasty, which was really sad for the listeners and tears for the hearers. Just as he was hitting Xing's head, he heard someone applauding on the side: "Jiang Da handsome guy is really leisurely and elegant, he will exercise early in the morning!" Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly had a thrill:

I'm rubbing, Pu Xiaoxiang!(To be continued......)