"You just blow it, return it to the textbook level, you can be careful not to let the textbook level come back. "Luo Yuan doesn't believe it, who has seen a lot of flight attendants in the world these days? Flying all over the place all day and dealing with people, if you don't have some means to deal with people? Isn't she scared back by a few words?

Xu Xuanyan's eyes rolled when he heard this, and he said with a look of disdain: "You have a good look." As he spoke, Xu Xuan's face changed, and he became very loyal and honest, and suddenly stood up in his seat, turned to the stewardess behind him, and shouted: "Waiter! The voice is still the kind of Mandarin with a bit of Hebei dialect, just like Wang Baoqiang shouting flight attendants on the plane, the reason why this is not that Xu Duan deliberately wants to learn Wang Baoqiang, but because it is not easy to be recognized with a little dialect, otherwise his Beijing film and Northeast dialect are also very familiar to the people of the whole country, maybe he will be recognized by the people who are familiar with him by accident, isn't it embarrassing for the molester to be recognized?

As soon as Xu Duan shouted, many people who didn't know what he wanted to do chuckled out, because they felt that the grandson was a turtle, how obvious, and the waiter on the plane, who was the turtle if he didn't want to be a turtle?

Hearing this, the flight attendant hurriedly turned around and asked, "Hello, how can I help you?"

"You open the window to breathe, I'm so uncomfortable. Xu Duan said with a serious appearance, Luo Yuan almost burst out laughing when he heard it on the side, and said in his heart This grandson is really Nima's big brain, open the window on the plane, Nima, when you take the train? The reason why he started like this was actually just to make the flight attendant's classmates think that he was a turtle and didn't understand anything, so that when he teased the flight attendant next, he could reduce people's suspicion of him, and it would be more logical, otherwise he would come up like Luo Yuan, I just came to tease you, so who can't see it?

"Sorry sir, the cabin is fully enclosed and the windows cannot be opened. The stewardess said with a black line on her head.

"If you don't breathe, I'm uncomfortable. Xu Duan said with an uncomfortable look.

"Please bear with me a little longer, the plane will be here soon. The stewardess said.

"Then you stop it, I'm going to go down and not sit. Xu asserted.

The flight attendant is really going to be defeated by Xu Xuan at this time, Nima, when you take a taxi, you also take the bus halfway, is this Nima a plane, okay?" ”

"Then what do I just want to do?" Xu asserted.

"Please hold on a little longer, the plane will be there soon. "Rao is an experienced flight attendant, and it is a little difficult to meet Xu Xuan, because she has never seen this thing.

Xu Xuanyan looked left and right with an uncomfortable look on his face, and after looking at it for a long time, he seemed to think of something and said, "Then you can get me something to eat." ”

"Okay, what would you like to eat?" said the flight attendant.

"I heard that the Buddha jumping over the wall is very delicious, you can bring me a copy. Xu Duan said with a serious appearance.

Poof!

Many people who heard Xu Xuan's words, including Luo Yuan, all burst out laughing, I, Nima, when you go down to the restaurant, you still want to have a sip of wine and food after ordering Buddha jumping over the wall?

The flight attendant was really speechless at this moment, so she shook her head and said, "Sorry sir, we don't have this." ”

"Then bring me a steamed lamb. Xu asserted.

"No, there isn't. ”

"Steamed bear's paws... Oh, the country won't let you eat it. Xu Duan said and suddenly remembered: "Then bring me a steamed deer tail." ”

"Not at all. ”

"That roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose ......" Xu Duan said as if he was talking about it, but it was not a particularly fast statement of cross talk, but a very slow and questioning look at the flight attendant with a little accent, looking like he had heard of those but had not eaten them, so he asked to taste them, and Luo Yuan on the side was almost silly, and said that this grandson is really lacking in virtue, Nima and the plane want these, and people must have them.

"We don't have any of that. "The flight attendant's sweat for Xu Xuan's flirtation is almost down, because she has never seen such a thing, so where the hell did this come from?

"No, then what do you let me eat? I spend so much money on this plane ticket, you can't give me nothing, right? Then aren't you a black shop?" Xu Duan said with a dissatisfied look.

I'll go, you're really fucking coming down to the restaurant?" The stewardess couldn't laugh when she heard this, she really hadn't seen such a strange thing, so she had to say: "That's the gentleman, we have lunch here, if you want to eat, I'll bring it to you." "The reason why I say this is because in fact, this point has already passed the meal point, and usually there is no meal on the plane at this time, but if someone has to ask for it, they will also bring it.

"Okay, you can serve me a bowl of Henan braised noodles." Xu Duan nodded reluctantly, and muttered as he spoke: "Nothing, this plane is too much of a loss, I thought you could eat something good for so much money." ”

Burst!

Luo Yuan couldn't help it at all, holding the armrest of the seat and laughing out of breath, they were almost stupid, Nima, Henan braised noodles, why don't you want Lanzhou ramen?

The stewardess was really helpless at this time, she really wanted to grab Xu Xuan's ears and ask him who told you that lunch was Henan braised noodles? ”

"No, then what do you want me to eat? I spend so much money, you can't just burn me for the two of you, right? Then your money is too easy to earn!" Xu Xuan said angrily when he heard this.

Luo Yuan laughed when she heard this, holding the armrest of the seat with one hand and covering her stomach with the other, looking like her stomach hurt with a smile.

"There was no fire. "The stewardess is also convinced, Nima is really a life, either stewed noodles or fired, speaking of which is still the current restaurant.

"This can be had!" Xu asserted.

"This is really not!" "The flight attendant is about to be flirted with stupidly, I feel that I am unlucky, I have never seen such a strange thing, first I have to open the window of the plane, if I don't open it, I will go down, and if I can't go down, I will order food in the restaurant at the same time, who has seen this Nima?

"Nothing, then you can bring me a glass of boiled water, if you say no, you will refund me, I won't sit!" Xu Xuan said angrily.

"Wait a minute. When the flight attendant heard this, she turned her head and ran away, showing that she was not lightly angry.

"Hahahaha! My mother, you are simply lacking in virtue for eight generations, you are lacking in great virtue!" Luo Yuan looked at Xu Xuan while holding his stomach and laughing in the seat.

"Just ask if you are convinced?" Xu Xuan's proud appearance was not ashamed, but proud.

(End of chapter)