Chapter 1069: Touching Porcelain!
Zhang Junhong fell forward, and mentioned the actor's name before, and the audience recognized her and applauded her again.
And Zhou Xing glanced back, took a deep breath, twisted his head back, and snorted, "I didn't look at anything!"
With that, Zhou Xing continued to limp forward with his bicycle.
Seeing Zhou Xing's 'learning to be well-behaved' this time, the audience couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, their hearts were a little complicated.
When Zhou Xing was leaving, Zhang Junhong on the ground gasped twice, and after Zhou Xing heard it, he was also walking forward while learning her voice to shout 'oops', this scene once again made the audience laugh.
"Oops...... Oh......"
Zhang Junhong on the ground was still screaming, and Zhou Xing, who had walked to the edge of the stage, heard this voice and gritted his teeth and said, "Mother-you won!"
After speaking, Zhou Xing seemed to be relieved, gritted his teeth and turned back.
The audience applauded him again.
After Zhou Xing put down the big stand of the bicycle, he walked back to Zhang Junhong quickly and squatted down: "Auntie, are you okay?"
Zhang Junhong snorted and said slowly: "Seventy-nine, slap the ground with a bang, what do you say?"
Zhou Xing immediately said anxiously: "Oh, let's see if it's broken?"
The audience can see that Zhou Xing is full of worry on his face at this moment, and he no longer thinks about leaving.
Zhang Junhong moved his arm slowly, and said slowly as he moved: "Oh, my elbow!
Just when the audience thought that there were conditions in these places, they only heard Zhang Junhong continue: "Oops, it doesn't hurt......"
The audience burst into laughter.
And Zhou Xing originally had a worried look, but when he heard this, his face stiffened, and he said speechlessly:
"No, Auntie, it's all here, don't use the elimination method. ”
The audience was still laughing, at this time, Zhou Xing was not angry, but still cared: "Auntie, since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk?"
Zhang Junhong said slowly: "I'll try......"
"Hey, slow down. ”
Zhou Xing instructed, at this time Zhang Junhong moved his legs, and then rotated 360 degrees on the ground, and when he turned back to Zhou Xing, Zhou Xing was startled: "Oops!"
While shouting, Zhou Xing jumped up, and Zhang Junhong turned back to his original position again.
The audience was overjoyed by this scene.
Zhou Xing couldn't cry or laugh: "You can walk here, but you go according to the table!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
At this time, Zhang Junhong, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed his waist, gasped and said, "Oh, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?"
Zhou Xing said speechlessly: "That's for sure, I grinded it when I turned it just now, it's not bad if it didn't catch fire." ”
Hearing this, the audience also became happy, and said in their hearts that this old lady was really blindfolded.
After Zhou Xing finished speaking, he said, "Come, aunt, I'll help you up!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing hummed and helped Zhang Junhong to sit up.
As soon as he sat down, Zhang Junhong looked at Zhou Xing and said, "Oh, young man, your face is blue and purple, and you are choking enough." ”
Zhou Xing grinned and shook his head: "I'm fine." ”
Zhang Junhong stretched out his hand and patted Zhou Xing's hand, and said with emotion: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up." ”
Zhou Xing patted Zhang Junhong's shoulder with some tears and laughter, and said with a self-deprecating wry smile: "I'm addicted to doing good deeds." ”
Zhang Junhong continued: "This is going to be replaced by someone else, I will run away after the collision!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Zhou Xing's smile stiffened on his face, but the audience was also stunned, and then burst into laughter.
Zhou Xing slowly turned his head and stared at Zhang Junhong in a daze, then got up again and slowly helped Zhang Junhong to lie back on the ground.
When Zhou Xing put Zhang Junhong on the ground, Zhang Junhong was stunned and shouted: "Hey-hey-hey-"
When Zhang Junhong looked up at Zhou Xing in confusion, Zhou Xing stood up straight, looked down at Zhang Junhong, and said slowly: "Auntie, are you stunned?"
Zhang Junhong said in surprise: "Huh?"
At this time, her face was slightly sideways to the audience, and the audience could see her expression, which was indeed a little dazed.
Zhang Junhong's acting skills are indeed good, although she is just wearing a wig, wearing elderly clothes, and no makeup on her face, but she relies on the imitation and performance of her voice, and she vividly plays an old lady alive, which is not inferior to Ma Li back then.
Until now, the audience really thinks that she is an old lady and no longer thinks about her identity.
When Zhang Junhong touched his forehead blankly, as if he was recalling something, Zhou Xing continued to say:
"Not only stunned, but also stunned very suddenly......"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing pointed at Zhang Junhong and said while gesturing: "You fell by yourself, when you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you." ”
Pointing to his bicycle not far away, Zhou Xing said: "Look, it's my bicycle, and the evidence is ironclad." ”
Just when Zhou Xing was proudly straightening his clothes, Zhang Junhong looked up at the bicycle on the other side, and said in a daze:
"Gee, the rims are all like that...... It's been a long time, and I'm flying over there, huh?"
These words made Zhou Xing's face stiffen again, and he also successfully amused the audience, laughing, and at the same time saying that Zhou Xing simply couldn't open any pot.
As she spoke, Zhang Junhong cried in a trembling voice: "Then can I still save it......?"
Zhou Xing turned his head to look at his bicycle, touched his nose stupidly, and exclaimed:
"Oh my god, this is too much like an accident scene. ”
"Poof!"
The audience is happy again, and you still say, it's okay not to say it, it's even worse.
Zhou Xing was suddenly anxious, and hurriedly ran to Zhang Junhong's side and shouted:
"But Auntie is not what you think, my car is rear-ended. ”
Zhang Junhong was stunned for a moment, and then continued to recover from his previous miserable howl: "Oops, my tail vertebrae!"
The audience hadn't finished laughing just now, and now they sprayed again.
Zhou Xing hurriedly said: "I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the rear-end vertebrae, I'm talking about the bumper, and you're talking about the tail root." ”
But at this time, Zhang Junhong had completely substituted, and shouted again: "It's over...... During the New Year, the root of the tail was smashed ......"
When Zhou Xing was extremely speechless, Zhang Junhong sighed: "Okay, let's be safe!"
Hearing this, Zhou Xing rolled his eyes directly, completely losing his temper, and the audience listened to these words, and then looked at Zhou Xing's appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks at the moment, and he leaned back and laughed even more.
Not only at the party scene, but also in front of the TV, seeing Zhou Xing's laborious appearance that he was unable to defend at the moment, he laughed and said: "This touch porcelain is simply amazing!"