In the amazed eyes of everyone, Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue appeared, and the place where they appeared was a restaurant.

Jiang Xingyue: "Everyone's attention, the general manager has arrived!" (Ratsky's march sounds)

Surrounded by maids dressed in Qing Dynasty palace costumes, Xu Qian also appeared in a robe and coat to dance.

"Wow, that's handsome!"

"It's so handsome. ”

"It really feels like a beautiful son. ”

"Xu Qian is so fucking handsome. ”

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Xu Qian fascinated everyone in his robe and coat, and he had an innate nobility.

Jiang Xingyue: "What's wrong?"

Xu Qian: "Our western restaurant has been changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant, why do you still play this song?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, the music is misplaced......"

Xu Qian: "I'll tell you!"

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey!"

Xu Qian: "Give me some energy, today our Queen Mother's Restaurant is going to open, recruit Cixi as a running hall, but I found 37 old ladies who don't look like it, I don't know how this one is today." The old lady No. 38 is too ......"

In the previous performance, the audience applauded at all, and there was no laughter, the only highlight was Xu Qian's "cheap and cheap" performance.

Seeing this, Li Zitong and the others were a little proud: "I knew that Xu Qian, he must be poor in donkey skills." ”

"yes, he just has those two brushes, and this skit is not funny at all. ”

"Finally the prototype is revealed. ”

"No one has laughed at this skit yet. ”

Li Zitong and the others laughed, Xu Qian's performance was not good, they would be very happy, because it meant that their judgment was right.

The assistant asked Director Dongfang: "Director of Taiwan, why do I think this Xu Qian is a bit wasteful!"

Director Dongfang was not worried: "Don't worry, let's watch it, and you'll evaluate it later." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey. No. 38 - No. 38. ”

Her voice was very loud.

The audience also applauded her enthusiasm.

Li Zitong and others were also very disdainful: "Now Xu Qian's sketches can only rely on his voice to win the applause of the audience?"

Zhao Rong: "Here!"

Zhao Rong is an old artist in this world, she has a deep foundation in drama criticism, and Xu Qian invited her out of the mountain.

However, not many people in the audience knew Zhao Rong.

They just thought the old lady's voice was a bit rough.

"Zhao Rong was chosen?"

"Hehe, where can Zhao Rong compare to us. ”

"Without us, how can this skit be performed well?"

Those who were laid off by Xu Qian thought so.

Jiang Xingyue: "It's here!"

Xu Qian: "Hey, you old lady is energetic!"

Indeed, Ms. Zhao Rong stood straight, like a javelin.

Zhao Rong: "I think I was a militia - platoon commander!"

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, hey!"

His cheap appearance made many people want to smoke him.

Zhao Rong: "Hello comrades!"

Xu Qian: "The old lady is good!"

Zhao Rong: "Comrades have worked hard!"

Bang bang, warm applause rang out from the scene.

Zhao Rong's performance can be called a classic, both the voice and the body movements reflect the style of the old artist.

"Interesting. ”

"This old lady is so interesting. ”

"Xu Qian's cheap appearance is also quite funny. ”

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian's work. ”

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Chen Lili and the others were also a little surprised, but then they said: "Hehe, without our participation, these sketch shows will definitely lose a lot of color." ”

The assistant said to the director of Dongfang: "Now this sketch is a little interesting." ”

Director Dongfang still had that unfathomable expression: "Keep watching." ”

Xu Qian sat down on the stool again and lifted Erlang's legs: "Don't be verbose, are you willing to work in our restaurant?"

Zhao Rong: "Yes!"

Xu Qian: "Ah. ”

Zhao Rong: "Our village, now that we are rich, we also want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources. ”

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, I've been admitted~~"

Zhao Rong: "Then thank you!"

Xu Qian: You're polite, (talking to myself) I'm willing to recruit this person who doesn't need money.

"Haha!"

The crowd chuckled.

Zhao Rong's unique dialect and her almost just right body movements are shocking.

As for Xu Qian's performance, he is also very powerful, and his every physical movement is also very good, and his cheap appearance is overwhelming.

These two can be called chess opponents.

"Haha, these two are interesting. ”

"This skit is so interesting. ”

"It's kind of interesting. ”

"It's really a script written by Xu Qian!"

"I wasn't interested in this sketch, but the performances of these two people completely conquered me. ”

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Lei Split, Feng Cheng and others originally wanted to see Xu Qian make a fool of himself, but now they are only stunned.

The performance of these two people can be called a "work of art", every action, every demeanor is so appropriate, it can be said that the performance of these two people has reached a peak level.

"How is this possible?"

Lei Split, Title and others all feel incredible.

It is understandable that Zhao Rong performed so well, after all, she was an old artist before.

But Xu Qian, who was so young, actually polished his acting skills so well, which shocked them.

"Hehe, no matter how good the acting skills are, what if the sketch is not funny?"

Thunder split, the title they can only comfort themselves like this.

The assistant said to Director Dongfang: "How do I feel that this sketch is getting better and better, there is a feeling of progression." ”

The assistant really thought it was incredible, he didn't think this sketch was good, but he was unconsciously attracted when he looked at it, which was really amazing.

Director Dongfang smiled: "Don't worry, keep watching." ”

Assistant........

He said in his heart: "How can you become a god now?"

But this time he still watched patiently.

Zhao Rong: "Let's work, shall we?"

Xu Qian: "If you say you have to do it, give me some spirit and prepare to open ......"

The word "work" did not come out, because Xu Qian saw that Zhao Rong was holding something in his hand.

"Hey, hey, what's this thing you're holding?"

Zhao Rong: "The rag is soft and absorbent, if you wipe the table, it will be shiny......"

The crowd laughed:

"Rags... Absorb water... ”

Inexplicably, it hit my laugh. ”

"The old lady is so funny!"

"What a contrast!"

"This old lady's performance is so good. ”

"This is a real artist!"

"Awesome, awesome!!!!"

"This old lady's performance is simply amazing, and Xu Qian's vision for selecting people is really unique. ”

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This is the first time that the audience has shown mass laughter.

This is incredible for sketch shows, because many sketches now pay attention to "taking the lead", and they must make you laugh within a few seconds, but Xu Qian's sketches are so slow and unpopular.

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, hey, don't be in a hurry to work first, let the old lady open her eyes~"

Jiang Xingyue: "Let's go." (Music plays)

Everyone is now completely attracted by this sketch, this sketch has a magical magic, as long as you follow its rhythm, you can't stop if you want to, which is incomparable to other sketches.

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The neat and uniform court maids of the Qing Dynasty are pleasing to the eye with their graceful dance steps.

Xu Qian pointed at these palace maids and said, "Take a look, take a look." ”

Zhao Rong's eyes lit up: "Oh, this girl is really handsome." ”

Xu Qian said a little smugly: "Beautiful." ”

Zhao Rong: "This cheongsam is good, this rag is too small, come, change me for this." ”

Zhao Rong took down the red handkerchief and put her white rag into the palace maid's hand.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd couldn't help it.

"It's funny. ”

"Nima, it's hilarious. ”

"This old lady is so funny. ”

"This is the rhythm that is going to make me laugh to death!"

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This is the first time the audience burst into laughter.

Xu Qian: "That's a handkerchief...... , and let you put on your work clothes for a while. ”

Zhao Rong: "I, I, I, I also wear this?"

Xu Qian: "You're different from theirs. ”

Zhao Rong: "I said, if you wear this, you won't be able to work." ”

Xu Qian: "Yes, yes, take the old lady to try on clothes~~"

Zhao Rong: "Where to try?"

Xu Qian: "Go later." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Your side, please~"

Xu Qian: "Oh, old lady...... Answer the phone. ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey, hello, we are the Queen Mother's Restaurant." ”

Xu Qian: "Yes, tell him that we have changed the Queen Mother's Restaurant." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "It's from the Price Bureau!"

Xu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Let the price of the dish be reported." ”

Xu Qian: "Just say I'm not there." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey, our manager said he wasn't there." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's funny. ”

"Pig teammates. ”

"It's going to make me laugh. ”

"Haha. ”

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Xu Qian snatched the phone with his hand, pointed at Jiang Xingyue and said, "You won't even lie!"

Then he picked up the phone: "Hey, I'm not here. ”

The crowd laughed again:

"You still have the face to talk about others. ”

"Xu Qian himself is also a tease. ”

"Just convince Xu Qian like this. ”

"It's going to make me laugh. ”

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Xu Qian: "Ah no, no, no, no, he's not here, hehehe, I'm his female secretary, don't worry, the price of our dishes is fair and reasonable, good quality and low price, he will definitely call you when he comes back, okay, goodbye, bye, hehehehe!"

"Bang bang. ”

The applause from the audience was very loud.

Everyone laughed, Xu Qian's performance was too cheap, not only his expression and movements were cheap, but even his voice became a "female voice".

"Xu Qian is too cheap. ”

"Women's clothing boss. ”

"Xu Qian should dress up as a woman. ”

"I really want to see Xu Qian dressed as a woman. ”

"Plus one!!"

"Plus two !!"

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After hanging up the phone, Xu Qian said to Jiang Xingyue: "No one is allowed to answer the phone again!"

Xu Qian rolled up his sleeves and said, "Look at what's going on in the back?"

Jiang Xingyue shouted: "Are you dressed up?"

Zhao Rong: "It's dressed." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Please." ”

(Music plays)

Grandma Zhao officially debuted.

Many palace maids and stars hugged Grandma Zhao and walked out.

Everyone danced, and she danced along.

Everyone threw their handkerchiefs, and she also threw rags。。。。。。。。

All.......

"Haha, no, no, you're going to laugh at me. ”

"Others throw handkerchiefs, she throws rags. ”

"What's this awesome operation?"

"It's a rhythm that makes people laugh at the dead. ”

"No, I can't help it. ”

"I'm going to laugh. ”

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With the deepening of the sketch, more and more people fell in love with the unattractive Grandma Zhao.

Lei Pi and others began to envy them, it would be great if they were allowed to perform this sketch.

The assistant said to the director of Dongfang: "I feel that Xu Qian is a little great now. ”

His words were sincere, and he felt more and more that Xu Gan was awesome, and he could mobilize the emotions of others, such a method was really awesome.

Xu Qian: "I'll take a look, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's so beautiful, ouch, don't shake this rag." ”

Zhao Rong: "I'll use it instead of a handkerchief here." ”

Xu Qian: "Old man, please sit down, please sit down." ”

Waiting for Grandma Zhao to sit down, Xu Qian said: "I really didn't expect it, you put on this dress, it is simply the reincarnation of that Cixi~~"

Zhao Rong: "Who is who?"

Xu Qian: "Cixi ......"

Zhao Rong: "Cixi, is that the empress dowager who eats more than 200 dishes in one meal?"

Xu Qian: (kneeling and saluting) Tsk!

Zhao Rong: "No, no, no...... I'm an eighth-generation poor peasant, and her content is too high, so I don't pretend to be this. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

I just think this little old lady is too funny.

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Tickled me. ”

"Eight generations of poor peasants。。。。。。 ”

"The ingredients are too high。。。。。 ”

"I couldn't breathe with laughter. ”

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Xu Qian: "This has nothing to do with the ingredients, let's be honest, I will recruit you to dress up as Cixi this time and accompany the guests to dinner!"

Zhao Rong: "That's even worse." ”

Xu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Zhao Rong: "If you have documents, you are not allowed to accompany them." ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Escort 。。。。。。 ”

"This old lady's brain circuit is amazing. ”

"The rhythm of laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Tickled me. ”

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Grandma Zhao's performance refreshed people's three views again and again.

People were amazed to find that this old lady who looked to be over sixty years old could do this, which was really unexpected.

Xu Qian: "Oh...... If you don't really eat with you, let you stand here and be a narrator for them!"

Zhao Rong: "Oh, that means that people are sitting and I am standing." ”

Xu Qian nodded: "Ah yes." ”

Zhao Rong continued: "I'm watching people eat it. ”

Xu Qian: "Ah, yes. ”

Zhao Rong: "Then this Cixi is not miserable." ”

"Haha. ”

Everyone was about to laugh and smoke.

Grandma Zhao's performance is so wonderful that one action can often make others laugh.

"Cixi is too cold。。。。。。 ”

"The rhythm of laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"I'm laughing so bad... ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Tickled me. ”

"Yes, this Cixi is also too miserable!!! what a miserable word. ”

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The audience is amazed to find that the more you watch this sketch, the more it will attract your attention and make you unable to stop at all.

Many people exclaimed: "The medicine can't stop !!!!!"

As for Lei Split, Feng Title and others were stunned, at first they thought that this sketch was garbage, but it didn't work.

But now it seems that this is a classic.

Although no one sarcastically said anything about them, they felt that their faces were hot and painful, as if they had been slapped so badly.

"How can he be so awesome?"

"How can this skit be so good. ”

"Incredible, incredible. ”

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How much they wish what they saw was an illusion, but unfortunately it wasn't at all, it wasn't an illusion at all, what they saw was real, Xu Qian was so awesome.

"Let me hit the wall. ”

"It's a shame. ”

Collectively, they let out a wailing voice.

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