Chapter 356: Bloody Battle
"I'll go take a shower first, you pick out your clothes slowly!" Lin Xiaoyi ignored her for the time being, and went to the bathroom with a change of clothes.
"You take your shower, don't close the door, you can help me take a look after I change my clothes!"
Lin Xiaoyi gave her a blank look, and then locked the door of the bathroom.
"Cut~~ Let me see what's wrong, it's not that I don't know what your man looks like!" Xia Ning snorted outside the door.
"It's different for everyone, it's definitely different. ”
"What's the difference? At most, you're enoki mushrooms! But I don't care! I won't dislike you, I don't need to use it anyway. ”
"You're poor! I don't want to deal with you. Lin Xiaoyi said casually while trying the water temperature: "Actually, you women are the same, although they are generally in that shape, but different people may still have big differences." ”
"Yes!" Xia Ning couldn't help laughing, and joked in a squeezing tone: "You must have a lot of say in this regard." ”
Lin Xiaoyi: "......"
"Eh, to tell you the truth, how many have you seen?, which girl is better-looking?" Xia Ning laughed rather gossipily.
Lin Xiaoyi chose to remain silent, although he had the answer to this question in his heart, he would not discuss it in depth with Xia Ning.
"Say, Yun Shuxue is good-looking, isn't it still Murlan?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't seen Murlan. Lin Xiaoyi immediately retorted.
But after refuting it, he remembered the scene of that day...... Actually, I saw her, but I really didn't see her too clearly.
"Then it seems that you have seen Yun Shuxue!" Xia Ning pursed her lips slightly: "I kept saying that you don't have anything to do with before! ”
"It's not...... Just because you've seen it doesn't mean you've had a relationship. Like I've seen you, too, but have I ever had a relationship with you?"
"Huh?" Xia Ning couldn't help frowning slightly: "When did you see me? Why am I not impressed?"
"Uh...... On the day you broke up with Mengmeng, you drank too much alcohol and had to go to the toilet, so I had no choice but to help you deal with it. ”
"Oh......" Xia Ning tilted her head in response, but she didn't react much.
It was as normal as Lin Xiaoyi just glanced at her thighs.
"Then I'll ask you again. Xia Ning crossed her arms and snorted: "Which girl is the best-looking?"
"Xia Ning's. Lin Xiaoyi didn't want to say it.
"Hehe...... Xia Ning suddenly covered her mouth happily: "But it's useless for you to lick me! I won't give it to you, if you have this kung fu, let's lick Yun Shuxue!"
Lin Xiaoyi immediately shook his head and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not licking a dog!"
"Heh, I'm curious to ask you a question, when you saw me that day...... Don't you have any ideas?" Xia Ning asked.
"Definitely not. Lin Xiaoyi resolutely continued to shake his head.
"What......" Xia Ning suddenly pouted a little unhappily: "Am I so unattractive? Shame on the dead! And say that I am the best-looking, but I am simply duplicitous! Oh~~~ I just hit my head and die! Bang bang bang......
"Alright, alright...... I did have a little idea about you at the time. Lin Xiaoyi comforted helplessly: "You see that you are in such a good figure, how can you not have any ideas!"
"Huh...... You actually have thoughts about me, count me wrong, you're spicy!Hmph!" Xia Ning was dissatisfied at the moment.
Lin Xiaoyi: "......"
After a moment, Xia Ning laughed: "Hehe...... Stay with me all the time, will you be schizophrenic if you continue like this?"
Lin Xiaoyi smiled helplessly: "It's okay, I really forced me to be anxious, just press you on the bed and abuse you." ”
"Wow...... Hearing you say that, I'm suddenly looking forward to it!"
Lin Xiaoyi stroked his forehead: "......"
"Hahahaha...... Xia Ning outside the door laughed again: "Seriously, if my orientation changes in the future, I will definitely let you have a good time first!"
Lin Xiaoyi: "......"
……
The next morning, Lin Xiaoyi received an ordinary business, which was to chat and talk about things like that.
Lin Xiaoyi is already familiar with this kind of business, they are renting themselves for the first time, but they are already the Nth time they have come into contact with such guests.
In the afternoon, Lin Xiaoyi was idle.
I blew it on WeChat with a few friends for a while, and then I watched a movie, and it was evening.
At six o'clock, the mobile phone rang suddenly, and it was Xia Ning calling.
"I'm going to the meeting now. Xia Ning asked, "One last time I asked you, do you want to play with me?"
"If I don't wear women's clothes, I can think about it. ”
"This can't be helped! Lily's party, you can't swagger in as a man, you have to follow the local customs. ”
"And what if they find out I'm a man, will they beat me to death?"
"This ...... Actually, I don't know. Xia Ning shook her head: "When I was with Mengmeng before, I didn't participate in this kind of party! ”
"Forget it then!"
"But I think with your conditions, if you find out that you are a man, those bisexual lilies in that environment will not only not beat you, but also want to sleep with you, do you believe it?"
"Well, I'm sure I'm not going to fight with you when you say that. Lin Xiaoyi sighed: "But there are so many women, who can withstand it! Besides, there must be some women who look sorry and have a tough figure, and I can't recruit them!"
"Hahaha......" Xia Ning couldn't help but be happy: "You go and flirt with beautiful women yourself!
"Forget it. Lin Xiaoyi shook his head: "I really can't accompany you with this, you should go early and come back early! Don't go too far." ”
"Okay then! I really want to introduce you to some beautiful women! Since you don't want it, I won't force you!"
"Well, you have to pay attention to yourself. ”
"Don't worry!" Xia Ning laughed softly: "There are also friends I am more familiar with, there is no big problem." ”
"Those friends met online, right?"
"Yes, but I think, but friends on the Internet may not be sincere!"
Lin Xiaoyi was noncommittal, and then ended the call.
After eating dinner alone, Yun Shuxue sent a message: [What are you doing?]
Lin Xiaoyi: [In a daze. 】
Yun Shuxue: [Hehe, then why don't you come over at night?]
Lin Xiaoyi: [Why did I go over when you came to your period!]
Yun Shuxue: [[smiling] Actually, I don't have a period, it doesn't seem to have any effect on you!]
Lin Xiaoyi: [...... That's okay! I'm going to have a hard-hitting bloody battle today!]
Yun Shuxue: ... 】
At more than seven o'clock in the evening, Lin Xiaoyi arrived at Yun Shuxue's house.
Walking to the door of the bedroom, Lin Xiaoyi shouted with a smile: "Wife!"
……
Set a small goal first, such as 1 second to remember: Book Keju mobile version reading website: