Chapter 63: The Art of Slapping the Face

Huang Yaoshi was going to scold his daughter, but when he saw this problem, the whole person was not good, thinking that he had studied mathematics on Peach Blossom Island for many years, but such a mysterious question, he had never seen it before, and he had never heard of it!

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However, his expression when he looked at this 'daughter' Huang Rong had some subtle changes.

"What kind of question are you? I have never seen it, and naturally there is no answer... Count it as a foul!" Ouyang Feng was naturally angry.

"Who said there was no answer!" [Huang Rong] looked arrogant, and did not forget to step on Ouyang Ke. "Hey, Ouyang Ke, can you do this?"

Ouyang Ke was naturally ashamed and didn't dare to look at [Huang Rong].

"Don't force my family to ask Ke'er, how can there be an answer to such a question of alien symbols..."

However, before Ouyang Feng finished speaking, [Huang Rong] picked up the pen again.

"Answer: 1)f'(x)=2(x+4)/√2+(2x+1)/√2=[(4x+9)√2]/2(x>0)"

"2) Parallel to 2y=11x+3, then the slope is 11/2, then there is [(4x+9)√2]/2=11/2, x=[(11√2)-9]/8"

"There is a problem with the problem, the f(x) analytic formula has been fixed, without any other parameters, then the image is fixed, the abscissa is 1, then the coordinate point is also fixed as (1,15/√2), the tangent at that point has been fixed, the slope of the tangent is [(11√2)-9]/8, it can be seen that its image is not parallel to 2y=11x+3. ”

The crowd was once again confused.

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Even if they write the answer to this kind of question, they can't understand it.

"You, what are you talking about?" Ouyang Feng almost collapsed.

"College questions?"

[Huang Rong] said indifferently: "Oh! I almost forgot, you are mentally retarded, you can't... Then I'll give you a second question, a primary school question!"

Without waiting for everyone to react, [Huang Rong] continued.

"There is a well 7 meters deep, there is a snail from the bottom of the well to climb up, climb 3 meters during the day, fall down 2 meters at night, ask how many days can the snail climb out of the well?"

This question is much simpler, Ouyang Ke is the most 'smart', and he is the first to answer.

"I know that climbing 3 meters during the day and falling 2 meters at night is 1 meter in a whole day, and the well has a total of 7 meters, so it must take 7 days. ”

Ouyang Feng was still a little dizzy, and when he saw that his nephew had answered quickly, he was immediately extremely relieved, and stretched out his big hand to pat Ouyang Ke's shoulder. "It's worthy of being my Kerr, it's smart..."

However!

Huang Yaoshi, who was sitting in the upper hall, was silent, these two fools, my 'daughter' came up with the question, how could it be so easy to answer...

Huang Yaoshi was extremely familiar with arithmetic, and after a little thought, he came up with the answer.

However, he saw that today's 'daughter' temperament was quite unusual, and she was so bold, it must be because she didn't like Ouyang Ke, and her daughter naturally wanted to protect her, so he smiled and said nothing.

[Huang Rong] looked quite anxious about the IQ of Ouyang and his son, and then asked.

"You don't want to think about it anymore, that's the answer?"

Ouyang Feng was suspicious in his life, and after hearing [Huang Rong]'s words, he naturally felt that something was wrong there.

Ouyang Ke has the same temperament as the original book, he is full of lust, seeing [Huang Rong] flower and moon appearance, he has already had a turbulent heart, and he doesn't know where to fly...

"That's the answer..."

However, before Ouyang Ke's words were finished, [Huang Rong] continued to slap his face.

"Correct answer: It is clear that the snail actually only moves up 1 meter per day, but it is important to note. If it had reached the mouth of the well, it would not have fallen, and this is where the question is confusing. After figuring out this, you will know that the snail climbed 4 meters in the first 4 days, and climbed 3 meters during the day on the 5th day, so it climbed out directly, and the snail actually climbed out of the well in 5 days. ”

Huang Yaoshi had already come up with the answer, so he kept laughing and not saying a word.

Ouyang Feng, Ouyang Ke and other subordinates were dumbfounded.

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Especially the expression on Ouyang Ke's face was the most prominent, he thought that there was still a question in this question, and his heart was like a pit stone, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

"Well, neither of these questions counts... You're all math, it's too difficult!"

[Huang Rong] smiled indifferently.

"Okay, I'll have a language question for the third question. ”

[Huang Rong] at the moment the feeling of loading the pen is very violent, she walked in the lobby, the eyes of the people around her, all looked at her, one by one full of admiration, surprise, shock...

"Now that the history is the last years of the Song Dynasty, then I will mention a work that probably originated from the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and ask what 36 strategies are there in the "Thirty-six Strategies"?"

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Huang Yaoshi was stunned, "Thirty-six Strategies" is also known as Thirty-six Strategies, the etymology comes from the Northern and Southern Dynasties, but the book was written in the Ming and Qing dynasties. There are so many strategies, even if he is Huang Yaoshi, he knows very little...

And how can the two martial idiots who are roaming the rivers and lakes answer...

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Ouyang Feng's face was as black as carbon directly.

Ouyang Ke, his whole face was flushed... Intermittently said, "I, I've heard a few tricks... There are beauty schemes, anti-plot and... and..."

[Huang Rong] was too lazy to give Ouyang Ke more time to think too much, and slapped his face directly.

"The Thirty-six Strategies are the summary of the ancient Han soldiers' strategies and the precious heritage of military strategy, which are divided into six sets, namely, the victory strategy, the enemy battle strategy, the attack strategy, the melee strategy, and the defeat strategy. The first three sets are used to be at an advantage, and the last three are used at a disadvantage. Each set contains six counts, for a total of thirty-six counts. ”

[Huang Rong] walked and said, talking about everything.

"Thirty-six Strategies" 1 Hide from the sky and cross the sea2 Siege Wei to save Zhao3 Borrow a knife to kill people4 Wait for work5Take advantage of the fire to rob 6 Attack the east and west77Make a life out of nothing8Secretly cross Chen Cang9 watch the fire from the other side10Hide the knife in the smile11Li Dai Taozhuang12Take the sheep by hand13Fight the grass and startle the snake14Borrow the corpse to return the soul15Tune the tiger from the mountain16Want to capture Gu Zong17Throw bricks and lead jade18Capture the thief and capture the king19Draw salary at the bottom of the kettle20Fish in the mixed water21Golden cicada shelling22Close the door to catch the thief23Distant close attack24Fake Dao Cutting 255Steal the beam and change the pillar26Finger scolding Huai27Fake idiot28Upper house ladder29Blossom on the tree30Anti-guest-oriented31Beauty32Empty city333Anti-intermittent 34Bitter meat35Chain36Walk up. ”

After saying that, not only Ouyang Ke and Ouyang Feng were completely stunned, but even Huang Yaoshi was completely dumbfounded.

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The entire lobby was once again as silent as honey.

Until Ouyang Ke became angry and said loudly: "How is it possible... You, how could you Huang Rong know so clearly... With so many schemes, who knows if it's true or not...?"

[Huang Rong] naturally rolled her eyes and continued to slap her face mercilessly.

"The first plan - to hide from the world: it is to use camouflage means, take advantage of opportunities, and take advantage of the other party's inattention, and take unexpected actions to catch people off guard. In ancient times, the famous ones were: Xue Rengui concealed the sky and crossed the sea, Taishi Ciqi plotted to break through Chu, King Chuzhuang showed weakness to destroy the enemy, and He Ruobi planned to cross the river. ”

"The second plan - encircling Wei to save Zhao: using the enemy's elite to attack other countries, when the two armies are unable to hold each other, take advantage of the gap to capture the enemy's homeland, and when the enemy returns home, he will attack them head-on on the way and destroy them, this is Sun Bin's approach. In ancient times, the famous ones were: Sun Bin saved Zhao from Wei. ”

"The third plan - to kill people with a knife: use contradictions, contradictions, discord and other strategies, and skillfully borrow the power of other countries to defeat the enemy and preserve their own strength. In ancient times, there were famous ones: Cao Cao borrowed Sun Quan to kill Guan Yu, and Zheng Huan Gong borrowed a knife to punish the enemy. ”

After speaking, [Huang Rong] looked at Ouyang Ke, whose face turned the color of pig liver, and sneered: "Do you still need me to explain the thirty-two strategies behind?"

"You, you, you—"

Ouyang Keqi's chest was tingling, he couldn't bear it, and his mouth was open, and he vomited blood.

"Ke'er~Ke'er..."Ouyang Feng was shocked, he helped Ouyang Ke, using his strong internal force to heal his injuries, while turning his head, a pair of eyes like poisonous snakes looked directly at [Huang Rong].

"What a girl with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and a clever tongue, we are all martial artists, what is the justice of using the knowledge of such literati and bachelors to test us?"

[Huang Rong] hugged the European faction and sneered.

"Yo, you're still not convinced, are you?!"

As she spoke, she pointed to the martial arts training ground outside with her little hand and sneered: "If you don't accept it, let's go and compare..."

[Huang Rong] then said with a look of contempt: "Look at the two of you who are weak, I, [Huang Rong] hero, will not take advantage of you... In a while, the two of you will go together!"

As he spoke, [Huang Rong] also buttoned her little nose, which was as white and tender as jade, with a look of disdain.