Sixty-three, serial call
Jiang Shuiyuan was about to discuss with Pu Xiaoxiang when he would go to Qiongzhou when his mobile phone suddenly rang.
As soon as it was connected, Zhang Mingyue's unique voice came over: "Jiang Da handsome guy, you can make a big news with Xiaoxiang without making a sound." If it weren't for the fact that I went out shopping with a few girlfriends today, passing by a brocade clothing store, I would have almost been kept in the dark by you! Now those little hooves are drooling at your photos, and at the same time threatening and seducing my eldest sister, and asking me to take them to meet the deity. How's that, don't you appreciate your face?"
Jiang Shuiyuan didn't expect this day to come so quickly, so he could only say haha: "Trouble the eldest sister to tell them, three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety points come from the omnipotent Meitu software, in fact, I have the height of Wu Dalang and a face that dies when I see the light." In order not to hurt their soft and fragile hearts, please carefully consider the risks of seeing them. β
Zhang Mingyue didn't buy it at all: "I can't speak with my conscience! What's more, your photos are all over the place, and there are countless classmates who have seen you in our school, but you let me blatantly lie to lie to my little sister, won't your conscience hurt?"
"It's not painful, maybe it's numb, right?" Jiang Shuiyuan joked, "I'm just an ordinary high school student, and I'm not as good-looking as the alpacas in the zoo, so why bother so much? But since the eldest sister has an order, she can come over whenever she wants, as long as she is not afraid of disappointment." Could it be that you have made an unpopular advertisement, and you have to buy tickets and hand over signs when you meet in the future?"
Zhang Mingyue said with a smile: "Don't say it, maybe I will really have to buy tickets and hand over signs when I see you in the future, so I have to watch it vigorously when I can visit for free now, after all, if you see it once, you will lose one time, and if you watch it once, you will earn one time." But I'm not in a hurry, it's rare to have a chance to blackmail these little hooves, and I can't let them go easily. They don't expect to see you until they drain their oil!"
"Okay, knock on what benefits, let's split fifty-fifty!"
"That's itββ wait a minute, I almost forgot to say the most important thing, the advertisement is as handsome as me, congratulations!"
"Thank you!" But as soon as he hung up the phone, Jiang Shuiyuan's face became bitter: "There is really no impermeable wall in the world!" I thought I could hide it for ten days and half a month, but I didn't expect that Zhang Mingyue had already come to the door in just two or three days. β
Wu Zichen was also taken aback: "What? Zhang Mingyue knows? Doesn't that mean that the whole school knows? With her personality and voice, it's simply a humanoid self-propelled radio station!"
Pu Xiaoxiang was very free and easy, put down the tea dumplings, and sat down on the sofa: "Why, when you first shot an advertisement, you still wanted to hide it from everyone? Do you know that advertising means advertising? Besides, filming an advertisement is just a matter of killing people and setting fires, and embarrassing things, so what's wrong with others knowing? Many people can't shoot if they want to!"
When she said this, Jiang Shuiyuan also relaxed: "It's not that I want to hide it from everyone, but I don't want my relatives and friends around me to know." You also know that our family is a small family, and our ancestors have been poor peasants for eight lifetimes, not to mention that they have been on TV and filmed advertisements, and they don't even have a chance to be a passer-by in the newspaper. Unlike you, TV and newspapers are like your own land, you can go whenever you want, and if you don't want to go, no one will force you, let alone talk about onlookers. We can't do it, once the news spreads, it is estimated that the seven aunts and eight aunts will be able to hold more than a dozen academic seminars with me, starting from the smoke from the ancestral grave 20 years ago, to the correct posture of pregnancy and breastfeeding, to the great significance of sticks and slaps in primary and secondary education, and the psychological activities when shooting commercials, etc., don't think about having a quiet day for ten days and half a month. I'm scared!"
Before the words fell, the mobile phone rang again, and Jiang Shuiyuan glanced at it: "It's Wu Yangzhen!"
Knowing what Wu Yangzhen would say, he didn't dare not answer. Otherwise, with Wu Yangzhen's temper, if you dare not answer the phone, she can call you all morning without stopping.
Sure enough, as soon as the junior high school girl was connected, the sharp and crisp voice sprayed out like a heavy machine gun bullet: "Wow hahaha, handsome senior, I saw the advertisement you shot for brocade clothing, and it really deserves to be the male god that this eldest sister fancies, throwing off other bewitching cheap goods for dozens of streets! It's a pity that the people in brocade clothes and costumes have some cerebral palsy, and obviously underestimate your influence, so a good brochure is actually only a little first printed, but it was robbed as soon as it was listed, and there was not even a hair when I rushed over." Do you have any ready-made ones? I'd like to have a sneak peek!"
"Noβ"
"No?" Wu Yangzhen's voice rose an octave higher, causing Jiang Shuiyuan to almost throw his mobile phone out: "It seems that the people in brocade clothes are not only cerebral palsy, but also brain-dead, and they don't even give the author and spokesperson a few more copies." Forget it, I'd better go and get a new copy! When the time comes, I'll go to you for an autograph, and you don't want to give Miss Ben face!"
"How dare I!"
"Miss Ben thinks so too, hahahaha! Also, why did you go to shoot a commercial with that person surnamed Pu? The key is that it is still so close! Don't you think it is more appropriate for me to shoot a commercial with you? But it doesn't matter, I'm on my way to catch up. I want to defeat my cousin's little devil first, and when I am admitted to Huai'an Mansion, I will fight to the death with the big devil surnamed Pu, and then the world will be mine, roar, roar, roar! Okay, Miss Ben is going to study, and work hard for a better future, bye!"
Jiang Shuiyuan listened to the "beep" sound in his mobile phone, and his face was full of painful expressions.
Wu Zichen and Pu Xiaoxiang looked at each other: "Is Wu Yangzhen crazy? Not only is she really reforming her mind, indulging in learning and unable to extricate herself, but she also keeps saying that she wants to scold her cousin, how much hatred and resentment is this?"
Jiang Shuiyuan said: "It is estimated that she has lived in the shadow of Liu Chenyu all these years, and has been constantly compared with her cousin by her parents, relatives and friends, and her heart is depressed fiercely. I think it's a good thing!"
Wu Zichen was very worried: "Good thing, in case she ......"
"No in case. Jiang Shuiyuan replied with certainty, because no matter how Wu Yangzhen did in the exam, he had already left Huai'an High School at that time, even leaving the two in front of him.
He wanted to continue the topic just now, continue to explain his characteristics of loving quietness and being afraid of trouble, and from now on tell them not to bother themselves if they have nothing to do, and not to trouble themselves if they have something. This is a campus, not a fantasy martial arts world, and you have to keep fighting monsters and exploring to level up. Honestly read some books and learn some health, isn't it good to live?
Before he could mention it, the phone rang again. This time it's cousin Chen Rumin.
Chen Rumin is in the third year of junior high school this year, and he is a little smart, but he is not used in his studies, and the severity of the second secondary disease is better than that of Wu Yangzhen. In the family, it is a typical well goods - not only two, but also horizontal and vertical. Thinking back to when he was just in junior high school, he suddenly became obsessed with the anime "Chess Soul" for a while, and seemed to feel that he had the temperament of a protagonist, so he poked his fingers and smeared them one by one on the old objects at home, and almost got anemia after smearing them. It is still said to be a joke.
I don't know what kind of moth he's going to do this time, but Jiang Shuiyuan is not easy to answer: "Cousin, something?"
There was a noise in the microphone, like it was on a noisy street, and the phone was still on hands-free. Chen Rumin's voice immediately came over in a rough voice: "Cousin, is that person in the Jinyi clothing advertisement you? Or rather, did you shoot the Jinyi clothing advertisement?"
Jiang Shuiyuan didn't answer directly: "What's the matter?"
"Please answer positively, yes or no?" Then Jiang Shuiyuan heard Chen Rumin whispering to the people around him: "How is it? My cousin has a nice voice, right? This is a family inheritance, inherited from my aunt! My cousin's appearance is like my father, 'nephew follows uncle', have you heard of this old saying? When I grow up for a few years, I will definitely be too handsome, you just wait and see!"
Jiang Shuiyuan laughed, but did not deliberately lose face to him: "I helped shoot an advertisement." What's wrong with you?"
"Then you don't tell me in advance!" Then I heard Chen Rumin whisper again: "What's the matter, I'll just say it's my cousin, right?
"Aren't you in the third year of junior high school with a heavy study task? How dare this little thing alarm you?"
"How can this be a trivial matter? It's obviously a big event, I can blow it to my classmates in the class for a month, believe it or not?" Chen Rumin began to talk nonsense: "By the way, cousin, who is the beautiful woman who filmed the commercial with you? Which star is it, or is it a cousin-in-law? She looks so beautiful!"
"It's just a friend, and it's also a cameo, not a star. β
"It's your friend, bring it out next time and introduce it to us?"
Jiang Shuiyuan saw that the more he talked, the more out of tune, and decided to give him some eye medicine: "Let's wait until you are admitted to Huai'an Mansion Middle School? By the way, how many places do you rank in the whole school in this final exam? Have you made any progress? I still have more than a dozen reference materials at home that year, I think it will be very helpful to you, wait a minute, I will call my aunt and ask her to come and get it, and you will try to finish them all in the winter vacation." Also, aren't you a little weak in physics and math? I heard that a retired teacher in Shanyang Junior High School has run a cram school, and the results are very good, and the results are immediate.
"Cousin, you are my own brother, okay?
As a matter of fact, Chen Rumin's mouth was finally blocked, but Jiang Shuiyuan already felt a huge sense of oppression that the mountain rain was coming: "I feel that I can't stay in Huai'an Mansion anymore, so I have to go out quickly to avoid the limelight." Just now, Manager Peng said that the matter of filming summer clothes advertisements has been basically prepared and can be carried out at any time. Pu Xiaoxiang, if I can, I want to leave for Qiongzhou as soon as possible. What do you think?"
Pu Xiaoxiang just said one word: "Good!"