Chapter 68: Chat Terminator
"Baby, let's go over and have a look. ”
"Good. ”
Carrying the "little wife" on his back, Tang Baobao came to a big pond, and sure enough, several uncles were fishing with straw hats, looked at the bucket next to him, and gained a lot.
Everyone seemed to know about the two young people who came to the village, and greeted Tang Baobao very warmly.
Tang Baobao found that there was also an aunt counting with a small notebook, could it be that they were competing in fishing?
"Uncle, are you fishing competition?" Tang Baobao asked curiously, Mu Kexin at this time was really a bit like a shy little daughter-in-law, standing behind Tang Baobao, and even pulling the corner of Tang Baobao's clothes.
The uncle nodded, but didn't reply, and seemed to be very attentive.
"Young man, as long as it rains here, everyone will come here to fish, compete in competitions, lively and lively, this uncle is our fishing god here, and the uncle next to him is also. ”
Mu Kexin said in a coquettish voice: "Is there a reward for the champion?"
This woman likes to be rewarded, haven't you heard others say it's lively?
Sure enough, no one spoke, and Tang Baobao whispered next to Mu Kexin: "You are the chat terminator." ”
Mu Kexin was embarrassed to hammer Tang Baobao, I didn't mean to...
"Young man, do you want to try it?" asked the counting aunt with a smile.
Tang Baobao can fish, and the fish catch him is almost the same.
"I..." Tang Baobao didn't have time to refuse, only to hear the aunt say again.
"This fishing practice is a state of mind, which can reduce irritability, little girl, does your husband have a big temper?"
Mu Kexin's eyes lit up, and the opportunity came.
"Well, my husband has a big temper and will beat me at every turn~" Mu Kexin showed a pitiful expression, and the aunt instantly fell to Mu Kexin's side.
Tang Baobao is embarrassed, don't play like this.
"Young man, it's wrong for you to do this, how can you beat your wife!"
Tang Baobao hurriedly explained: "Auntie, my wife likes to joke, how can I be willing to beat her, but she bullies me every day." ”
"Hey, I said old woman, this is the mood of others who are young, you don't understand. I only heard one of the uncles laugh and look like I know very well.
The fishing god suddenly said, "Be quiet!"
The fishing god spoke, everyone was quiet, and it seemed that his status in the village was quite high.
"Alas, no more fishing, it's really bad luck today. One of the uncles said angrily.
I only heard the fishing god say lightly: "Baby, with your temper, you can't catch a fish in your life." ”
The uncle who called Wa'er saw Mu Kexin present, looked embarrassed, and left first without arguing.
"Baby, go and try it, let's eat fish tonight. Mu Kexin whispered, the fish in this pond must be delicious.
"I..."
Mu Kexin showed a look of contempt: "Baby, aren't you?"
"How is it possible, I used to fish at home when I was a child. Tang Baobao said nonsense.
Actually, it's not nonsense, when I was a child, I had a toy at home, which was fishing, which was very interesting.
"Bragging. Mu Kexin didn't believe it.
"Then I'll show you the fish!"
"Okay, you catch one, I'll kiss you!" Mu Kexin laughed coquettishly.
Tang Baobao patted his chest: "No problem, I can't catch a kiss for you." ”
"Rogue ~"
Hearing the conversation between the two, the surrounding uncles let out hearty laughter, it's good to be young.
"What's the noise, be quiet when fishing!" the fishing god spoke again, and everyone shut up.
Before he finished speaking, the fish of the fishing god was hooked, and he immediately reeled in the line!
Everyone exclaimed, only to see a grass carp of about 9 catties being caught, the heaviest fish today.
"As the village chief, the big fish are running towards you. ”
"The village chief is amazing, I'm not an opponent. ”
Tang Baobao was shocked, this uncle turned out to be the village chief, cowhide! No wonder they were so obedient.
"It's safe to fish, such fish is nothing. The village chief said lightly.
Mu Kexin exhaled next to Tang Baobao's ear: "Baby, this village chief can pretend to be forced~"
"You be quiet, do you want us to be kicked out by the village chief?" Tang Baobao pinched Mu Kexin's little face.
I don't know when, Tang Baobao already liked to pinch Mu Kexin's face, and it became a subconscious action.
Mu Kexin spit out her fragrant tongue, of course she hopes that Comrade Tang Baobao can overwhelm the crowd, although the hope is very slim, but what if it succeeds?
Looking at the earthworms in the tin can, Tang Baobao's hairs stood up, he hated this kind of mollusk the most, and it was long and not thick.
Pinched an earthworm, quickly picked up the hook and hooked it, and breathed a sigh of relief.
I looked at the movements of the people around me, as if I was going to throw them out.
Tang Baobao stood up and shook it hard...
The hook did throw out, but a black dot flew in the other direction, so embarrassing... The bait flew...
Burst~
Mu Kexin couldn't help but laugh, thinking that the village chief didn't like others to make a sound, Mu Kexin immediately covered her mouth.
Look down on people!
Tang Baobao immediately put on the bait again, this time hook well!
"Hurry, young man, is not enough. The village chief said lightly.
Tang Baobao found that the village chief was so good, and he was forced to be the king for a generation.
"Thank you for teaching the village chief. Tang Baobao smiled, and then threw out the fishhook.
Falling on the water steadily, Tang Baobao was relieved.
"What are you laughing at, if I make a fool of you, you will also make a fool of yourself. Tang Baobao whispered, this woman knew that she was gloating.
"But I'm pretty~I'm not ugly~"
Tang Baobao was speechless, let you see the baby's ability today!
Little Mu Kexin actually despised herself and waited.
In fact, the current Tang Baobao didn't know whether the ability worked or not, so he just tried to go.
"Fish... You take the bait. ”
"Fish... You take the bait. ”
"Fish... You take the bait. ”
Chant the mantra Dafa!
"Baby, what are you talking about?" Mu Kexin asked curiously.
Tang Baobao said incomprehensibly: "Quiet! I am listening to the voices of the fish." ”
"Did you hear anything?"
"Well, they say you're too ugly to come closer. ”
Mu Kexin's face sank: "Tang Baobao, I want to kick you into the water, you deserve to not find a girlfriend." ”
"It's okay, I've skipped the part of finding a girlfriend, you're all my wife. ”
"You're so beautiful~" Mu Kexin said with a blushing face.
Suddenly, Tang Baobao found that the fishing rod sank, as if it was being pulled by something.
I almost dragged the fishing rod down, but fortunately Tang Baobao held it tightly!
Holy, I'm not going to catch a shark!
Mu Kexin is also stunned now.
Not only Mu Kexin, but even the surrounding fishing uncles were stunned, this is probably a big fish.
And the fishing gods all looked at Tang Baobao's side, with surprise in their eyes, this kid is so lucky?
Tang Baobao hurriedly closed the line, and said: "Wife, hurry up and help me with your fragrant kiss!"