In the midst of everyone's doubts and denials, Lu Xin and the Jade Emperor began to perform.

"It's very stressful to come here to perform. ”

Lu Xin looked cheap, and put his hand on his chest.

"Hey, it's stressful!"

The Jade Emperor echoed.

"Because everyone calls us a new force in cross talk. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Because everyone knows that Li Hong calls himself a "new force in cross talk", this Lu Xin wants to seize this nickname.

"Nima, that's too bad. ”

This line was written by Xu Qian. ”

"Xu Qian, are you going to laugh at me? ”

"Terrible Xu Qian, this person is really terrifying. ”

"It's so bad. ”

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The Jade Emperor looked confused: "When did we have such a nickname?"

Lu Xindao: "Isn't this what our master Xu Qian gave us?"

At the mention of Xu Qian, everyone laughed again.

"Haha, interesting. ”

"Although Xu Qian didn't perform it himself, it's interesting. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Master Feng also smiled: "This Xu Qian." ”

Lao Guo also laughed in front of the TV, Xu Qian's grudge character and revenge are very similar to him.

Li Hongdu was about to explode.

"This Xu Qian is too deceitful. ”

This time he was going to take away his title.

If the cross talk of "New Forces of Cross Talk" becomes popular, then the first thing people will think of when they mention "New Forces of Cross Talk" in the future is Lu Xin, the Jade Emperor.

After all, the stage of the Spring Festival Gala covers the whole country, and if you become famous on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, you will really become famous in one fell swoop.

At that time, he, the genuine "new force of cross talk", will become a pirated version, which is really unbearable.

The audience watched it with relish.

"What does Master Xu Qian think?"

Lu Xin looked at the Jade Emperor.

"Huh?"

The Jade Emperor pretended to be ignorant.

"Two people dare to call themselves forces, and this force is too thin. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"This force is too thin, isn't it。。。。。。 ”

"Inexplicably poked my laughter. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Sooner or later, this force will be destroyed. ”

The Jade Emperor echoed on the side.

"This time on the Spring Festival Gala, our fucking master told me. ”

Lu Xin was dancing there.

"Wait!"

The Jade Emperor directly interrupted Lu Xin's words.

"What did you just say?"

The Jade Emperor asked Lu Xindao.

"This time it's on the Spring Festival Gala!"

Lu Xin said with a confused expression.

"What about the other sentence?"

The Jade Emperor asked.

"Our fucking master!"

"Haha!"

If everyone remembers correctly, isn't the fucking master Xu Qian.

"Fuck master。。。。。 ”

"Was this line written by Xu Qian?"

"Xu Qian is crazy, and even he is black. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Suffice it to say it's terrifying. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"What's the matter? What about saying he's a fucking master? Isn't he fucking?"

Lu Xin still looked arrogant.

The crowd laughed even more:

"Xu Qian, where did you find this living treasure? ”

"I'm going to laugh at me. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I'm drunk!"

"Ox Fork !!!"

"This Lu Xinniucha!"

。。。。。。。。。。

Master Feng was happy again: "This Xu Qiantut." ”

He just wanted to say that Xu Qian was so terrible that he didn't even let himself go.

Not to mention that the effect of this is very good, Xu Qian takes himself as a stalk, which can always make the audience boil, and the audience likes to ridicule Xu Qian the most, and now that there is a channel to vent, it is naturally more cheerful.

And the audience in the live broadcast room was even more boiling:

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed your ancestors!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed your ancestors!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed your ancestors!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed your ancestors!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian was also very happy to see the reaction of the audience, because such an opening was made up by himself and was original, which was the embodiment of his true strength.

Then Lu Xin covered his mouth in the style of Yue Yunpeng: "Did I say the wrong thing?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

It's really his current cowardice that is in stark contrast to his previous righteousness.

"You just found out!"

"What's the change?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Isn't it ?????"

。。。。。。。。。。。

The crowd laughed.

"Jade Emperor, don't report to the master. ”

Lu Xin said to the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor 。。。。。。。。

"Am I that kind of person?"

The audience also laughed:

"Now I'm afraid that others will make a small report, why did you go just now?"

"Haha, this Lu Xin is so funny!"

"These two people are so funny. ”

"It's going to make me laugh to death!!!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Oh, by the way, what did the master tell you?"

The Jade Emperor asked Lu Xindao.

The two of them are now masters with their mouths open and closed, and they are using "Xu Qian" as a stalk.

"That fucking master!"

Lu Xin almost blurted out.

The crowd laughed.

"This is sincere!"

"This is the words of the heart. ”

"I'm going to laugh to death. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's too draggy!!!!"

。。。。。。。。。

The audience in the live broadcast room was also boiling.

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed again!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed again!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed again!"

"Xu Qian, you have been deceived and destroyed again!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

Lu Xin made another gesture to cover his mouth, and said with an innocent face: "What did I just say? I don't seem to have said anything." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's so funny!"

"It's hilarious!!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This Lu Xin can be, where did Xu Qian find it. ”

"Xu Gan's apprentice can. ”

"He really deserves to be Xu Gan's apprentice. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Master Feng is also happy to watch.

Master Feng knows that all the words and words of cross talk actors must be strictly tested by another actor and the audience, and his various tricks, self-contradictions, absurd exaggerations, and logical confusion cannot escape the ears of the audience. The audience felt their psychological superiority through laughter, and was imperceptibly educated in laughter.

And although Lu Xin and the Jade Emperor in front of them have not reached the realm of "edutainment" for the time being, they can already mobilize the emotions of the audience, which is really very, very remarkable.

Master Feng said in his heart.

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The Jade Emperor really couldn't listen anymore: "You hurry up and get down to business." ”

He is also very good, he doesn't steal the limelight, but he can moisturize things and silently pick it up, which is really amazing.

"Okay, get down to business, get down to business. ”

"My master said that since I have given you the title of "New Force of Cross Talk", then you have to tell me about new cross talk, and your program must be new. ”

Lu Xindao.

The Jade Emperor said: "Oh, then we have to put on a new show." ”

"How can there be so many new shows?"

Lu Xin said speechlessly.

"That's right!"

The Jade Emperor nodded.

"Later, the master gave me an idea to listen to other people's opinions. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Oh, take the audience's opinion. ”

The Jade Emperor echoed.

"The point is that I can't listen to it right now. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Why?"

The Jade Emperor asked suspiciously.

These two people can make people laugh with one expression and one action.

"It's hard to reconcile. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Why is it so difficult to reconcile?"

The Jade Emperor asked again.

"Everything. ”

Lu Xin clapped his hands.

"I have to hear it all!"

The Jade Emperor slapped the table.

"We live in the magic capital, and the neighbor uncle gives us advice as soon as we meet. ”

Lu Xindao.

"Oh, the old man of the Demon Capital. ”

Jade Emperor Road.

"I know you. ”

Lu Xin pointed to the Jade Emperor Road.

The crowd laughed.

Because Lu Xin's expression and his unique accent really made people laugh.

"This Lu Xin。。。。。。 ”

"Where did you find the living treasure? ”

"It's still Xu Qian's lines that are well written. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's really fatal. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"What's that accent?

The Jade Emperor was also confused.

Master Feng watched it with relish, of course this Lu Xin was very good, but in his opinion, this Jade Emperor was also good.

As the saying goes, cross talk is three points funny, seven points are praised, and the reason why some people's cross talk is good is because of the good praise.

For example, he was almost famous all over the world when he first worked with his partner, but then his partner left him, and he was left alone.

And this Jade Emperor is obviously a good compliment, not stealing the limelight, but no one can ignore his existence.

Lao Guo also laughed out loud: "Is this the accent of the magic capital???

"Crosstalk new energy. ”

Lu Xin imitated the old man's tone.

The crowd laughed.

"Crosstalk New Energy。。。。。。。 ”

"I'm going to laugh at this!"

Xu Qian could also think of this line. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's really fatal. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"It's not gas. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Xindao speechlessly.

The crowd laughed again.

"It's not gas。。。。。 ”

"These two people are very funny. ”

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced. ”

"I'll just obey these two. ”

"I still admire this line, awesome. ”

"Xu Qian's line is really speechless. ”

"Xu Qian of the cow fork. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"The new force of cross talk. ”

The Jade Emperor corrected Lu Xin's mistakes.

"Oh, new forces, new forces, are there any new works lately?"

Lu Xin's appearance is very cheap, standing with his hands in his hands, and his hanging-like appearance makes people laugh.

"Haha, this Lu Xin is so cheap. ”

"The same cheap !! as Xu Qian"

"He really deserves to be Xu Qian's disciple. ”

"I have learned all the skills of Xu Qian. ”

"How can there be such a cheap person. ”

"Xu Qian really wants to find such a person as an apprentice. ”

"This is the rhythm of laughing at the dead!"

。。。。。。。。。。

"There are no new works lately. ”

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said.

"I'm here to help you. ”

Lu Xin looked at Lu Xin with confused eyes.

"What are you here for?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Xindao.

Lu Xin continued to say shamelessly: "I'm here to help you." ”

As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the Jade Emperor's chest.

All.......

"It's cheap. ”

"It's so cheap. ”

"It's the same as Xu Qian. ”

"You'll be killed sooner or later. ”

"I have an urge to hit someone, how to break the ?????"

"I'm laughing to death!!!"

。。。。。。。。。

The live broadcast room is also boiling:

"Inherited !!! lineage"

"Inherited !!! lineage"

"Inherited !!! lineage"

"Inherited !!! lineage"

。。。。。。。。。。

The whole barrage is this sentence, and it's really very, very embarrassing for others to listen to.

"With your accent, you're still here to help me?"

The Jade Emperor also deliberately cocked his tongue.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Everyone also found that this praise was amazing, and it was not obvious, but everyone couldn't ignore his existence.

"Awesome!"

"Haha, laughing to death doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Love the Jade Emperor. ”

"The Jade Emperor can. ”

。。。。。。。。。

"My accent can help you. ”

Lu Xin said to the Jade Emperor.

"How can this accent help me?"

The Jade Emperor said very depressedly.

"Let's just say why don't people like to watch your cross talk?"

Lu Xin continued to imitate the old man's tone.

"Why don't you like it?"

The Jade Emperor asked suspiciously.

"People love to watch TV dramas. ”

Lu Xin replied.

The Jade Emperor nodded in agreement: "People's TV series are fire." ”

"Because there are many types of TV series. ”

Lu Xin added.

"What are the types?"

The Jade Emperor asked.

"Large-scale costume fantasy fairy tale drama!"

Suddenly, Lu Xin opened his teeth and claws.

The Jade Emperor was taken aback by him, and the audience at the scene was also taken aback by him.

"Haha!"

Then the audience laughed.

"It's so funny!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This Lu Xintai is so funny, I don't know how to describe him. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"This cross talk is awesome. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Lu Xin was still shocked: "Large-scale urban romantic dramas, large-scale sci-fi suspense ethical dramas, romance dramas." ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly took his hand: "Watch out for the dentures." ”

"Haha!"

The atmosphere at the scene was boiling.

"It's going to make me laugh!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"It's too cheap, this Lu Xin is too cheap. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Where did Xu Qian find this Lu Xin. ”

"He really deserves to be Xu Gan's apprentice. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Lao Guo also laughed when he saw it: "Interesting, interesting." ”

He admires Lu Xin and the Jade Emperor very much, these two people are still practical and traditional cross talk skills, but the jokes they tell are really very new, very new, very new.

Even he was amazed by this.

Of course, what he admires more is Xu Qian, because this cross talk was written by Xu Qian, and such a good script is what cross talk actors dream of, because they can display their strength to their heart's content.

"It's terrifying!!"

Lao Guo also admired Xu Qian in his heart.

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