Chapter 525: Emperor-like enjoyment
Isn't there a saying that says? Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness!
This sentence is suitable for Li Jiajia and them.
Eating too much spicy, stinging-irritating ingredients causes allergies to their lips.
I saw that their lips were red, as if they were wearing brightly colored lipstick.
Of course!
Bright red at the same time, but also a little swollen!
Originally, it was only slightly swollen, but girls, especially beauty.
Seeing that their lips were swollen, the two of them became panicked.
"Haha!
Seeing their anxious expressions, Ye Fan wanted to laugh a little.
"Don't laugh!"
The two of them reprimanded in unison.
"Okay! I don't laugh!" Ye Fan couldn't help but laugh, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at their lips, "However, your lips seem to be getting more and more swollen?"
"What? really?"
The two of them were so frightened that they quickly took another look in the mirror, and sure enough, their lips began to become more swollen.
"Woo......! People don't want to be ugly, I ...... I'm going to be a beauty!"
Li Jiajia was very aggrieved.
"Girl, what should we do?"
Lin Xiaolei's eyebrows were tightly furrowed, she bit her cherry lip gently, and her pretty face was full of worry.
"Ye Fan, he is a miracle doctor, he must have a way!" Li Jiajia seemed to realize something.
"yes! I forgot about him!"
Lin Xiaolei also came to her senses, and immediately asked Ye Fan for help, "Ye Fan, are you ...... Can you bear to make me ugly? I'm your wife!"
Wife?
Damn! This girl wants to set it up again.
Ye Fan smiled slightly wryly, there were no admirers around, why did this girl say that she was his wife? Could it be that she saw that I was handsome?
Well!
It's possible!
At this time, Li Jiajia also shouted, not to be outdone, "I'...... I'm a second wife!"
Second wife?
Ye Fan was dumbfounded, Ni Ma! If there really were these two wives who were like flowers and jade, what a sex-blissful thing it would be.
However, Ye Fan didn't take it seriously.
Even Li Jiajia followed as his second wife, and it was obvious that they were deliberately stammering themselves.
Unfortunately, Ye Fan misunderstood again, which led to a big oolong in the future.
"Girl, don't talk so sensitively, I'm getting goosebumps. Ye Fan smiled.
"Your goosebumps are a small thing, our swollen lips are a big thing, you ...... Hurry up and figure it out. Lin Xiaolei urged.
"Oops! I suddenly feel thirsty!"
Ye Fan crossed Erlang's legs, as if hinting at something.
Lin Xiaolei is a smart person, of course she knows what Ye Fan is hinting at.
Ah!
Do you really think of yourself as an uncle? I ...... I'll put up with you!
Lin Xiaolei was so angry that she stomped her feet, in order to reduce the swelling, she was willing to be a "slave".
"Handsome guy, the drink is here!"
Lin Xiaolei poured a glass of Sprite, pretending to be very enthusiastic on her face.
"Oh!"
Ye Fan patted his forehead, as if he realized something, "I almost forgot, whoever drinks water first will be treated as the one who loses! Oops, but I'm a very strange person, once I'm thirsty, I don't want to help with anything." ”
"You ......"
Lin Xiaolei gritted her teeth in anger, dead rascal, don't you just want us to please you? Can you say it so hypocritically? Damn!
"You...... You didn't lose, I ...... We're throwing in the towel, girl, right?"
Lin Xiaolei secretly glanced at her best friend.
If you don't please Ye Fan, your lips are so swollen, how can you see people?
"Yes, yes, I ...... We take the initiative to admit defeat!" Li Jiajia nodded hurriedly.
"I didn't force you, did I?"
"No, no! we did it willingly!"
The two of them forced a smile, if it weren't for the swelling, they really wanted to kick Ye Fan to the alien planet.
Just pretend to be forced, you are still pretending to be hypocritical, it's so shameless!
"Oh yes, then you lose, wouldn't it be ......?"
Ye Fan pretended to be very embarrassed, and there seemed to be something hinting at between his words.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a jasmine-like fragrance coming to his nose.
Seeing Li Jiajia's sister, she put her cheek close, and then ...... Then he kissed Ye Fan on the forehead.
"Poof!"
A crisp sound sounded, like the sound of opening a champagne cap.
"This ...... It's supposed to work, right?"
Li Jiajia's cheeks were covered with red glow, as shy as a bride preparing a cave room.
"Alas, originally, without warning of my consent, wanted to forcibly kiss me, strictly regarded as disrespectful to me, but! I'm a well-known generous, isn't it? So, I won't bother with you!!"
Ye Fan said that he was very serious.
"You, you, you!"
Li Jiajia has an urge to beat people, oh my God! Can this guy be a little more shameless? Take advantage of others, and look aggrieved, you are so despicable!
"Oops, I seem to remember making a bet with two people just now, why doesn't it seem like one of them didn't keep his promise?"
Ye Fan pretended to be very careless, and scratched his head with his hand, the action and expression were simply an actor-level performance.
"Sister Xiaolei!"
Of course, Li Jiajia knew what he was hinting at, and then threw a pleading look at Lin Xiaolei, as if to say, Sister Xiaolei, if you don't kiss, we won't be saved.
"I ......"
Lin Xiaolei is a girl who loves face very much, and it is generally impossible for her to take the initiative to kiss boys.
However, she is Ye Fan's fiancée, so what if she kisses him?
Besides, I don't care about my girlfriends, so what else do I care!
So, she compromised.
She walked in front of Ye Fan, her cheeks were crimson, but more angry.
Dead Ye Fan!
Specifically looking for opportunities to bully people!
Lin Xiaolei looked resentful, and then said angrily: "Won't I kiss you?"
In a fit of anger, her movements were even more vigorous than Li Jiajia.
She grabbed Ye Fan's head, and then kissed it directly, mouth to mouth!
That's right!
It's that mouth-to-mouth kiss!
"Poof!"
This product is not addicted enough, so Lin Xiaolei let go.
I saw Ye Fan reach out and touch his lips, with a melancholy expression, "Alas, sister, you have kissed my mouth, it seems that this skill is not skilled enough, and you will have to practice diligently in the future!"
"You ......"
Lin Xiaolei had a feeling that she was about to go crazy.
Dead Ye Fan!
Stinky Ye Fan!
You...... You are so hateful!
However, Ye Fan was thick-skinned enough to ignore her angry eyes.
This product was kissed, and it was not enjoyable enough.
So, he pretended to be sore again, "Oh yes, didn't I sleep last night, why do I feel a little pain in my shoulder?" ”
"Does it hurt? I ...... We'll give you a press!"
Li Jiajia and the others were forced to be enthusiastic, and they saw these two beauties on the left and right, helping to press the rubbing.
"Boss, are you comfortable?"
"It's okay!"
"When will it help us get rid of the swelling?"
"Oops, I haven't cut my nails for a long time, it looks like they're a little long!"
"Okay! I'll trim it for you!"
……
At this moment, Ye Fan was extremely refreshed, as if he had the treatment of an ancient emperor.
Even, he understood why so many people used to compete to be emperor.
Truly!
It's cool to be an emperor!
……