Chapter 280: The Dancing God (Part 1)

"It's simple, your sister!" Liu Lang was speechless for a while, just this kind of high-end action that kills countless gymnastics and diving world champions in seconds, not to mention those beasts, even if it is a bit difficult to do it by himself in the Qi Refining Realm. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I don't have a sister!" the big fat rabbit looked innocent.

Liu Lang took a deep breath, "Your sister is an interjection, forget it, don't talk about this issue." Big fat rabbit, you can't measure those beasts by your standards, you think that very simple actions, in their eyes, may be difficult to reach the sky, even if they try their best, they can't do it, it has nothing to do with being stupid or not. ”

patiently explained to the big fat rabbit, and the big fat rabbit nodded and shook his head as if he didn't understand.

Liu Lang suddenly sparta.

Although today's big fat rabbit is super strong, its intelligence level has not increased by leaps and bounds, and it is still equivalent to a child less than ten years old.

This is the difference between the demon race and the human race.

Even if the human race does not cultivate, it is just a mortal, and the intelligence level will increase with age, but the IQ of the demon race will gradually improve with its own cultivation, Peng Cheng told Liu Lang before that the demon cultivator will reach the Xuandan realm, and the intelligence level will be comparable to that of the adult human race, and it is even difficult to open up at this stage of the Qi refining realm, and it is actually a miracle that the little fat rabbit can have the current level.

"The matter of training the beast army, let's do it myself!" Liu Lang sighed, as far as the big fat rabbit's messing method, let alone before the opening of the ecological farm, even if it is another year, the training will not be effective.

However, Liu Lang is not an animal trainer, and he hasn't even seen much animal performances before, so it's not easy to start for a while, so he asked the big fat rabbit to bring the animals to the canyon early tomorrow morning, and he ran back to the villa to make up for the knowledge about animal taming.

The so-called internal affairs don't know how to ask Qiandu, foreign affairs don't know how to ask Brother Gu, and sexual affairs don't know how to ask licking ducks.

After Liu Lang turned on the computer, he logged in to lick the duck for the first time.

In the question column, I typed the words how to tame the beast, and asked a little question, and the question was sent out.

In less than two seconds, all kinds of replies poured in.

"LZ is so powerful that even the animals are spared. ”

"LZ true god man, ask for the feeling after the fact. ”

"Curious whether LZ is male or female, whether it is attacked or ......"

Damn!

Liu Lang only logged on to the wrong website at this time, so he quickly deleted the problem, closed the licking duck website, and then opened the page of Qiandu.

After re-questioning, the answer was much more serious, and of course, there were meaningless answers such as "float by" and "continue downstairs". But the overall level of purity has to be licked a few streets from the duck site.

It's a pity that this kind of literal stuff doesn't help Liu Lang much.

He simply found a few videos of animal performances, watched them from beginning to end, and finally concluded that animal performances are basically two types: physical and intellectual.

Physical types such as bears riding bicycles, monkeys playing parallel bars, etc.

Intellectual, such as puppy calculating addition and subtraction within ten, etc.

To be honest, these things are things that have been played bad for a long time, and if you let the beasts of Nanshan perform these things, it will really be cliché. It's not very attractive.

If you want to rely on the beasts in the mountains to help Zhongyu Tourism, you must come up with a new form of performance that has not appeared before.

Liu Lang leaned back in the chair and thought about it for a long time.

First of all, he thought of his strengths. The biggest problem in the usual animal taming show is the communication between the animal trainer and the animal.

After all, the intelligence level of animals is very low, and it is difficult to understand the complex instructions of animal trainers, so the animal performances on the market are relatively simple.

And I don't have this problem, there is a big fat rabbit, and the animal can communicate seamlessly, therefore, to be whole complicated, the whole others can't be done.

Soon, Liu Lang had a bold idea.

He went out and took a taxi, came to the electrical appliance mall, and bought a high-end portable subwoofer, which is currently selling very well, because square dance aunts use it.

After returning home, Liu Lang downloaded the most popular square dance drama "Little Apple" video in his notebook, and then began to make up the shocking scene of 10,000 animals dancing "Little Apple" together, thinking about Liu Lang and laughing unscrupulously.

Early the next morning, Liu Lang appeared in the canyon outside the Immortal Prison with a notebook and a loud speaker.

The big fat rabbit has been waiting here with his army of animals for a long time.

Tens of thousands of tigers, bears, foxes, pheasants, etc., stand quietly in the canyon, and the big fat rabbit stands in front majestic.

As soon as Liu Lang arrived, the big fat rabbit immediately regained his cute nature, ran to Liu Lang's side happily, and hugged Liu Lang's thighs and sprinkled coquettishly.

"Go dig up two lessons of ginseng and eat it yourself! Liu Lang said to the big fat rabbit with a smile.

Before, he explained to the big fat rabbit that he was only allowed to eat two ginseng plants a day, and the big fat rabbit has always been strictly enforced, but for a foodie, two ginseng trees are far from enough.

As soon as the big fat rabbit heard that there was an additional meal, he immediately rushed to the ginseng field, and dug out two ginseng plants in three or two clicks, and filled them into his stomach in less than a minute.

Liu Lang has long been used to it, and he doesn't feel distressed.

In fact, if the ginseng eaten by the big fat rabbit is sold on the market in the past few months, Liu Lang will be able to earn at least hundreds of millions of yuan.

"When you're full, let's get to work!"

Seeing that the big fat rabbit ran back to him, Liu Lang first connected the laptop to the stereo, then turned on the phone, and clicked on the "Little Apple" video that had been downloaded a long time ago.

The dynamic and rhythmic sound of "Little Apple" was transmitted through the sound throughout the canyon at once.

However, now the entire Nanshan Mountain has been bought by Zhongyu Tourism, and Liu Lang has turned the canyon within 50 miles into a forbidden land. Therefore, no matter how loud the voice is, it is not afraid that others will hear it.

"Big Fat Rabbit, see if you can learn these dance movements......"

Liu Lang originally wanted to ask the big fat rabbit if he could learn those movements, but before he finished speaking, he found that the big fat rabbit had already writhed with the rhythm of the music, imitating the movements in the computer. The fat body, light movements, reveal infinite beauty.

After more than three minutes, the video ended and the music stopped abruptly.

"Holy!"

After being stunned for five seconds, Liu Lang hugged the big fat rabbit, "Big fat rabbit, you are so awesome, do your family know?"

"Aren't you from my family?" asked the big fat rabbit with a cute face.

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm your family!" Liu Lang laughed, the reason why he was so happy was because the big fat rabbit danced in "Little Apple" just now was too coquettish, Liu Lang felt that even if there were no more than 10,000 animals in the back, a big fat rabbit alone would be enough to support the entire Zhongyu Ecological Farm.

The big fat rabbit is simply the god of dance!(To be continued.) )