Testimonials on the shelves, please come in and take a look
Wow, it's finally the day it hits the shelves, and to be honest, the universe is very happy on this day. I would like to have a heart-to-heart conversation with readers on this testimonial.
First of all, I would like to thank the contracted editor of Biquge www.biquge.info, 'Manmanda', and then thank the editor-in-charge 'Fan Fanda', and I would like to thank my book friends who have always supported me and encouraged me, without you, the universe would not be able to persist to this day. Of course, the most important thing to thank is the majority of readers, because of your support, the universe can stand here in ink, thank you for every reward, every recommendation vote, and every sign-in, is the greatest encouragement to the universe.
The universe has lived in the mountains of poverty since childhood, life is also very hard, but every day is considered happy, usually when studying, in the class is also unknown, there is no sense of zĂ i, after graduating from junior high school at the age of 15, I came out to work, since I was a child, I have suffered a lot, remember, when I was 6 years old, there was a time
"If you talk nonsense, we'll be gone!" shouted a reader as he slapped the table.
"It's just that I've seen so many testimonials on the shelves, and I haven't seen a person like you, do you think it's a speech?" another reader chimed in.
The universe scratched his head and smiled: "I'm sorry, I got the wrong line, this is the line of the miserable competition, everyone, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
"Alright, don't ink, let's get on!" the previous reader waved his hand.
The universe coughed dryly twice and said: "Actually, I wrote the book on a whim, which touched a literary dream in my heart and became out of control. However, in the beginning, it was really difficult to get started, and at that time I thought about giving up, and I sighed in my heart, 'I can eat with my face, but I have to rely on my talent?
One of the readers below "Ahem" coughed and tossed the brick in his hand.
Universe smiled dryly and hurriedly continued: "Actually, writing a book is not my biggest dream"
"What's your biggest dream?" asked a reader in the audience.
The universe paused slightly, and said with a yearning smile: "My biggest dream is to be able to get Dragon Ball, and I really make a wish!"
"Eh, what would you wish if you actually got Dragon Ball?" asked a reader, curiously.
The universe hesitated a little, and said embarrassedly: "Do you want me to say it?
"How is it not good, it's okay, as long as the content is not dirty, it won't be river crabs, don't worry, let's listen to it, it's not good to tell others," a reader urged.
"Okay then!" the universe immediately agreed, and began to imagine in his mind, a golden light flourished, and a giant dragon with flying green scales flew out, circling and whirling in the air, and said with great majesty.
"Mortal, say what you want!"
"Is it okay to wish for anything?" asked the universe uncertainly.
"Of course!" said Shenlong triumphantly.
The universe immediately rubbed his hands excitedly, and roared excitedly: "I want to become the richest man in the world, I want three thousand beauties in the harem!"
"Eh, I didn't say you, don't be so greedy, you have three thousand beauties alone, how do you let the Diao Si live?"
"Oh! this?" Universe pondered, and suddenly said: "That's it! I'll just say a wish about my book! This book is on the shelves, but most of them watch pirated copies, or some people want to jump ship to watch pirated copies, I hope that those readers who read pirated copies, eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, drink cold water and stuff their teeth, and when they snap with their girlfriends, their girlfriends will leak air."
"Eh okay! Can you say something auspicious about the shelf?" said Shenlong with a quick wave of his paws.
The universe was a lone and continued, "Well, I hope that those who read this book and those who support this book can be healthy and immortal, the longer the men are more and more handsome, the women are more and more beautiful, the family is safe, the work is smooth, the children and grandchildren are successful, the love field is smooth, they make a fortune, they can win the lottery if they buy lottery tickets, and they can score 100 points in the student party exam."
"Eh, wait," the dragon said impatiently, waving his claws hurriedly.
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?" wondered the universe.
Shenlong smiled and said, "Let's talk about instant noodles and girlfriend's air leak."
The universe was speechless, and said directly: "Then let the readers who support me make a fortune and support the subscription of my book every day!
"That's okay, okay, I've already submitted your wish to God for you, as for whether it can be realized, I don't know, bye-bye" With that, the divine dragon turned into seven balls of light and flew in different directions.
Beyond imagination, the universe is still standing on the podium and giggling.
"Oh my God! I actually got here after listening to his nonsense?" lamented one of the next readers.
"By the way, what's that smirking at on it?" one reader pouted.
"The author can't be a psychopath, right?" one reader skeptical.
"Where is neurosis, I think it is brain-dead" another reader broke down.
"Do you still want to talk about it, and if you dare to ink, we will kill you?" one reader yelled, slapping the table.
The universe instantly reacted and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I said I'll say"
Immediately, the universe said sternly: "Testimonials on the shelves, the universe has also seen others write and read a lot, and next, the universe will not talk nonsense."
The universe doesn't say what a one-month subscription is worth a pack of cigarettes, nor does it say anything that is willing to support it, and if it is unwilling, it will gather and disperse. But after all, when we meet together, it's all fate, I remember once I read a certain author's testimonial, and there was such a sentence 'It's on the shelves, that means that there is a problem of charging, although talking about money hurts feelings, but if you don't talk about money, it hurts me!"
With this sentence, the universe simply said two words, first of all, subscribe to the recommendation, monthly pass or something, the universe does not require everyone to vote every day, and they all give rewards. The universe only asks for money when you have it, you can come to the genuine version, the pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info network supports subscriptions, when you don't have money, go to see the pirated version, the universe won't say anything, of course, don't forget to have a vote for recommended votes, don't let go of the monthly pass, that thing will be invalid when it expires, it's a pity.
Of course, what the universe says is not to support everyone to watch piracy, but to hope that the readers who support it will be able to help the universe as much as they can.
Of course, don't think that I don't have money, and this glorious task is still handed over to someone else, because if one person has such thoughts, other people will inevitably have this kind of thoughts, thus causing a chain reaction. Now in our Great Xia Kingdom, there are not many things, but there are too many pirated fakes, why is this happening?
Is it because there are too many counterfeiters in China? No, it is because there are too many people in our country who are greedy for small and cheap, resulting in some fakes making more money than the real thing. Don't underestimate this, there may be a pirated website, there may be much more than the genuine version, not to mention dozens or hundreds, these consumption, the author does not have any income, all let the piracy earn.
In this way, a vicious circle is formed, and piracy gets bigger and bigger, and readers, or people, become more and more dependent on piracy, so that they develop the habit of watching pirated copies.
Don't underestimate this bad habit, you may feel that it is none of your business, but because of this, the current Daxia Kingdom is also because of this, its own people, what fakes, Sanlu milk powder, gutter oil, etc., I won't say it, everyone makes up their own imagination, even if you go out to eat a barbecue casually, eat a hot pot, it is not an authentic hot pot, barbecue, it is adulterated.
What I want to say is, don't depreciate yourself, although you are thrifty and thrifty, and there is nothing wrong with saving low-key. But to develop this habit and take it for granted is a big mistake.
No one paints the sky blue, no one paints wings for birds, no one reads the original version anymore, and no one writes a book
A person can not be luxurious and luxurious, but the mind must not be degenerate, if your mind is not degenerate, then you will still have the day of success, although the chance is slim, but it is also an opportunity. But if you think you're like that, that's really it
After all, the universe is not a god, you can not eat or drink, of course, if you can really not eat or drink, the universe will not be here nonsense.
In the last sentence, the life of the universe is in everyone's hands, if one day, you find that this book has not been updated, it means that the author has starved to death