Chapter 434: Scared to pee

Zhang Xiaoling's scissors deliberately clicked a few times in mid-air, and then she smugly gestured at me with her middle finger, and the scissors were about to cut towards my most important place.

I was so frightened that I was full of excitement, the urge to urinate just now was even worse, Zhang Xiaoling's body bent down towards me, and as soon as the cold metal sensation of the scissors touched my body, I suddenly relaxed, and screamed out in shame.

And Zhang Xiaoling let out a roar like a pig, she just sat on my lap and bent down like this, I was so frightened that I smacked her in the face.

She suddenly felt like she was burned by fire, and quickly left me, and then pulled out the paper like crazy, trying to wipe the dirt off her face.

I'm loose at the moment, mom, I finally saved my roots.

Zhang Xiaoling is miserable now, her face is full of water, and she doesn't know whether her mouth is bitter or salty, her face is shy and angry, no, everything is under her control, but I suddenly urinated on my head, and completely counterattacked, not only saved myself, but also humiliated her, how can this make her not angry.

She rubbed it, and suddenly stopped wiping, and just held the scissors and stabbed me.

I endured the pain in my body, and I didn't care whether I was wearing pants or not, I just rolled around with a lazy donkey, dodged in front of her, and she yelled angrily: "Liu Lang, I'm going to kill you!"

I responded while hiding: "You are a dead airport, why is your heart so vicious, even if you are a thousand-year-old virgin, you still want me to cut off my children and grandchildren, saying, are you jealous that I have a wife who is like a flower." ”

"Fuck you! Stop!" Zhang Xiaoling's whole face was about to be crooked, and she suddenly threw the scissors at me, but fortunately I was always vigilant against her, and the scissors slammed my head against the door behind me, and then fell to the ground with a "pop".

I thought she was just venting, but I didn't expect that she was still finished, and after throwing away a pair of scissors, she grabbed several tweezers, needles and other things on the table, and threw them at me like crazy, trying to pierce me out of several holes every minute.

I endured the pain while dodging, and the more I got behind, the angrier I became, this airfield is endless!

"Dead airfield, I'll tell you, just play around, you're welcome!" I shouted from a health bed.

"I'm inseparable from you!" Zhang Xiaoling yelled at me angrily, her eyes were really full of murderous intent.

She used to be an international person, and she had seen wind and waves to some extent, and it was normal for her to have a little killing aura.

Thinking of her previous identity, I patted my head, I am a pig, how can I forget this.

She went to this school because of me - it's a bit shameful to say that, but that's the reason.

Thinking of this, I shouted at her: "If you don't stop, I won't help you treat your injuries in the future, so that you can't squat every day, and you have to support the wall when you go to the toilet!"

This sentence made her even more violent, she screamed a few times, and smashed things wildly, "Old lady doesn't need you to save me! You are the most disgusting man in the world!"

"Rub, do you really want to be a disabled person for the rest of your life, and then be old and yellow, and finally marry a lewd old man? Are you willing? You don't want to be a normal person, and even be a bullish international strip again?"

Unexpectedly, it worked at this time, Zhang Xiaoling's face froze, and then the things in his hand were not thrown out again.

I saw the opportunity and hurriedly continued: "I was sorry for you just now, but you also took the scissors first, but I was really scared by you, and I can't be completely blamed." ”

Zhang Xiaoling stared at me deeply, as if she was making some tangled decision in her heart, she suddenly took a deep breath and asked me, "Can you guarantee to heal my injuries?"

I pouted and said, "Didn't you say it last time, you are because of an old injury that caused you to move the acupoints, I just need to use acupuncture to comb the veins on your body again, but it also takes a few treatments, about a month." ”

When Zhang Xiaoling heard this, he looked at me suspiciously, "Who are you! I wanted to ask you last time." ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'm just a student in the fifth middle school, haven't you seen it all? ”

Zhang Xiaoling glared at me and said, "Okay, I believe your words for the time being, your lifeline will be kept for the time being, if I find out that you can't cure me, I will cut you even if the jade is burned!"

"Okay, okay, it's a big deal, I'll treat you now, so that you can feel the effect. I said to her helplessly.

Zhang Xiaoling nodded with satisfaction and said, "What do you want me to do?"

"What else can I do? Don't you all wear miniskirts, it's very cooperative. I said half-jokingly.

The knife in Zhang Xiaoling's hand played a very beautiful knife flower, and then stared at me.

"Hehehe, don't be so violent, but it's true, the part I need acupuncture is your thigh, and it just so happens that you are also wearing this, coincidentally, but I have one condition, you must promise me." I said to Zhang Xiaoling.

"What conditions? "Zhang Xiaoling is really fireproof, anti-theft, and anti-Liu Lang.

"I'll wait until I finish giving you acupuncture, you have to show me, damn it has been caught once before, and now I feel like I'm going to die if I get kicked by you again." I said bitterly.

I'm not shy about this violent girl at all, anyway, I'm tough, she's only more tough than me, and my own wife is terrible, right?

Zhang Xiaoling said angrily: "Don't worry! As a doctor, I still have discipline." ”

Why don't I believe it, after all, I'm also a doctor, so I don't have any discipline.

Zhang Xiaoling seemed to be particularly obsessed with healing her injuries, and she almost didn't pause, sat down on the chair in front of her desk, and then asked me to pull over a chair and straddle her legs on the chair.

When I saw this, I immediately swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, it's really long!

This leg, which is the same as that of Sister Tian Tian, is white, thin, long and straight, like a pair of chopsticks, no wonder I mistook her before.

"Look at me and cut you again!" Zhang Xiaoling said to me viciously, as if sensing my gaze, but her legs still straddled the chair and did not retract.

In fact, I know that she didn't shrink back, on the one hand, she was eager to seek medical treatment, and on the other hand, she was also showing off her capital to me, after all, I criticized her so much before, and now she also wants me to see it, she is also a bit dry.

I quickly withdrew my eyes, and then crouched down in front of her legs, to be honest, my hands really didn't dare to touch her legs, for fear of catching fire.

No, my hand is going to fix the acupuncture points on her thighs, and before I touch it, my hands are like Parkinson's, trembling like them, and as my hands get closer and closer, my heart is beating fast, as if I am being a thief, and I am ashamed.

As soon as my hand touched her leg, a slippery feeling came from between my fingers, I trembled all over, like an electric shock, quickly retracted my hand, and lowered my head, not daring to look at Zhang Xiaoling.

Zhang Xiaoling also clearly felt that I touched her, but she was bolder than me, or thicker than me, and actually laughed at me, "You also scolded me for being a thousand-year-old virgin, I think you are a thousand-year-old single dog." ”

I smashed my mouth and said, "The first time I got started, I was born." ”

After such an episode, I gradually became less nervous, and my needle quickly pierced her leg several times, and she did not frown, which was beyond my expectation.

And I was about to continue to put the needle, when I suddenly heard a roaring voice from the door, "Ouch, teacher wow, can you help this palace to see, it hurts so much that the eldest aunt of this palace is here." ”

Listening to this shameless voice, my head slammed, this shit-stirring stick is really against the sky, did she intuitively know that I was here?

Zhang Xiaoling heard someone's voice, her face turned red, and she was about to withdraw her leg and pull out the needle, but I held her down, "I can't pull it out now!

Zhang Xiaoling was very arrogant in front of me just now, but it was also because he was really entangled with me, and there was no way. Now that someone is coming, of course she has to be reserved.

She heard me, and listened to the-stirring sound outside, and it seemed like someone was coming, and then she did something that drove me crazy!

Suddenly, with her other foot, she kicked me directly under her desk, and then the needle-piercing leg straddled my shoulder!

She's wearing ...... [.]