56. Signing Meeting (End)
"The surname is Wu, I'll fight with you!" Saying that, Wu Yangzhen pounced with his teeth and claws, and made a mess with Wu Zichen.
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled bitterly and shook his head: These two guys really don't get together, almost every time they meet each other, it's like a broken drum meets a broken gong, nail to nail iron to iron, don't expect a moment of peace! He signed his name and said to Xiao Ke: "Xiao Ke, hurry up and take intimate photos of the two of them! What did Wu Yangzhen say before, the golden boy and jade girl, a match made in heaven, isn't this ready-made?"
"Phew!Phew!" Wu Yangzhen immediately stopped when she heard this, and said with a disgusted face: "Handsome senior, don't disgust me, okay? I want my graceful and graceful and peerless Wuda beauty to be able to fall in love with him like a guy who is grease-smeared, incense-painted, and eyebrows-painted, neither male nor female? Are you deliberately scolding me!"
"Vomit-" Wu Zichen also pretended to retch: "Ugly girl, we have something to say, can we stop using idioms indiscriminately? Count me begging you! In the blink of an eye just now, you have already practiced three good words in a row." In the future, when I think of graceful, peerless, and amazing, I immediately think of a shriveled little Luo Li who wants to have no breasts and no buttocks, and how much do you say this should be?"
Wu Zichen poked Wu Yangzhen's sore spot at once, and her voice instantly raised an octave: "Stir Ji Wu, who do you say wants to have no breasts, no buttocks, no buttocks? Are you hereditary blindness in your family, or do you go out without eyes today?"
Wu Zichen sighed and said regretfully: "I'm sorry, it's me who is wrong, and I want to make a profound review! For a junior high school girl whose body and IQ are stuck in the kindergarten stage, we should first affirm her tenacious spirit of being disabled and entertaining herself, instead of exposing her lies and letting her see the bloody and cruel truth!"
"Stir Ji Wu, I want to die with you!" Wu Yangzhen gritted his teeth again and pounced.
Jiang Shuiyuan motioned to Xiao Ke to hurry up and take a photo: "Look, I don't even want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day of the same month and the same year, and I said that it is not a match made in heaven! Hurry up and take a picture, and when the time comes, there are not many mandarin ducks with the same fate who are more in love than Jin Jian and want to kill each other, we must protect this rare species!"
Xiao Ke blinked and asked uncertainly, "Do you really want to shoot?"
"Of course! If she wants to ask about it later, she will say that I let me shoot it. ”
"Okay!" Xiao Ke finally picked up the SLR camera and began to look for a suitable angle.
Jiang Shuiyuan didn't care about watching them fight, buried his head and prepared to continue signing, when he suddenly saw Liu Chenyu coming together with Pu Xiaoxiang and Cai Xiaojia. The three of them walked together, it is really Chunlan and Qiuju have their own good scenes, to make an inappropriate analogy, Pu Xiaoxiang is like a narcissus, Yutai marigold, and the green leaves are exquisite, all of them are beautiful, and the fragrance is fragrant, which makes people feel broken; Cai Xiaojia is like a Xifu begonia, beautiful, with appropriate shades, but always gives people a feeling of being too shy; Liu Chenyu is like a peach blossom, although it is not as beautiful as narcissus and begonia, it is the most exciting color in spring.
Although Jiang Shuiyuan said that he would give each of them a book to save them trouble, he was only slightly disappointed in his heart, and now he is happy to see them appear. Wu Yangzhen was playing with Wu Zichen, not realizing that the huge crisis was gradually approaching, and then she suddenly heard a terrifying voice: "Wu Yangzhen, is it you? Don't hide, I already see you!"
Wu Yangzhen turned her head mechanically, with a flattering smile on her face: "Yo, isn't this Cousin Chenyu? I haven't seen you for half a month, and you have become beautiful again, and your skin is also-"
Liu Chenyu interrupted her mercilessly: "Don't talk nonsense! Shouldn't you be in cram school at this time? Why did you come to our school? Tell me honestly, did you skip class again?"
Wu Yangzhen kicked the tip of his shoe on the ground, and said with little confidence: "How can people skip class? Obviously, the teacher is not feeling well, so let us move freely." I thought that the combination of work and rest would make learning more efficient, and Senior Brother Jiang Shuiyuan must have some secret to studying so well, so I came here to learn from the experience. Don't tarnish people's innocence out of thin air!"
Liu Chenyu has been the class leader for so many years, and has been fighting wits and courage with Wu Yangzhen for so long, and knows her little tricks well: "You say that I stain your innocence, do you have innocence at all? As soon as there is an activity in our school, the teachers in your school are not feeling well, and all the teachers are unwell to the point that they cannot attend classes normally.
Jiang Shuiyuan was afraid that the two sisters would be angry, so he hurriedly came forward and said to the mud: "Wu Yangzhen, if you want to be admitted to Huai'an Mansion, you have to study hard honestly, and you can't skip class." Of course, if you can combine work and rest to improve your learning efficiency, it will be better!"
Wu Yangzhen snorted proudly at Liu Chenyu: "Did you hear it, the handsome senior said that he wanted to combine work and rest, which is the fundamental reason why he can take the first grade and you will never be able to take the test." So please don't be self-righteous in the future, feel that you have good academic performance, you can point fingers everywhere and see that what others do is wrong. If you keep going like this, you won't find a boyfriend in the future!"
Liu Chenyu was so angry that his face turned a little blue.
Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly turned around and knocked Wu Yangzhen a few words: "Don't pick up a toothpick and use it as a mallet, what I'm talking about is the combination of work and rest, the premise is that you must study hard first, and if you don't use your strength to eat, how can you call it labor? I think your biggest problem now is not that you need to rest, but that you don't work hard enough." Your cleverness is obvious to all of us, and there is no doubt about it, as long as you are willing to use a little more snacks, not to mention taking the top 10 in the whole house, at least taking the top 100 in the whole house should not be a big problem, right?"
Liu Chenyu sneered: "The top 100 in the whole mansion? If she can take the top 400 in the whole mansion, my aunt and uncle should wake up laughing when they fall asleep!"
Wu Yangzhen was furious: "What if I can take the top 100 in the whole mansion?" Can you agree to my request?"
"No problem, as long as you can be admitted to the top 100 in the whole province, I will promise you any request. Say, what do you want?"
"If I get into the top 100 in the whole house in the high school entrance examination, you will give me the handsome senior!"
Jiang Shuiyuan was choked by Wu Yangzhen's words and coughed again and again, and Wu Zichen and the others around him also looked at each other and couldn't laugh. Pu Xiaoxiang said at this time: "Senior Sister Yangzhen is really ambitious! It's just that your handsome senior is not an item, how can you let him go? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if he can be transferred, he is not your cousin's, how can he let it be given to you?"
Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: "Miss Pu, are you changing your way to say that I am not a thing?"
Pu Xiaoxiang replied with a smile: "Then you said it yourself, is it true?"
The source of the river water is only silent.
Wu Yangzhen snorted: "The surname is Pu, don't pretend to be a good person, what's 'he's not an object' or 'he's not your cousin', in fact, you also like handsome guys and seniors, right? It's a pity that handsome guys and seniors like my cousin and don't like you." Don't think I don't know anything, in fact I know everything!"
Jiang Shuiyuan was choked by Wu Yangzhen's words again and coughed repeatedly.
Pu Xiaoxiang's face froze, and then he said with a smile: "Yes, I like him." Who doesn't like that of our Jiang University squad leader is handsome, smart, and good-tempered? Not only me, but also Cai Xiaojia, Zhang Mingyue, and even Wu Zichen like it. Love beauty, this is not very normal!"
Cai Xiaojia lowered her head when she heard this, and as far as her eyes could see, her neck and earlobes had turned pink.
Wu Zichen also coughed several times in succession before he snorted: "This is a signing meeting, don't patronize and talk, delay the boss's business—— by the way, boss, didn't you just say that when the signing meeting is over, please go to the blessing building for a good time? It's almost noon, my stomach is growling with hunger, you should hurry up and finish signing, we are all waiting!"
Jiang Shuiyuan understood what he meant: "Yes, yes, yes, it's the king to sign it quickly, and you can't delay everyone's lunch." One of you counts as one, don't be in a hurry to leave when the time comes, I'm in for a treat!"
Pu Xiaoxiang said with a smile: "Of course, you have to be the local tyrant today, do you still want to let us pay out of pocket?"
"Well said!
Just when Jiang Shuiyuan thought that the embarrassing atmosphere was about to dissipate, Liu Chenyu suddenly said: "Wu Yangzhen, I promise you!"