"Brother Lin, why did you bring me here, shouldn't we go to the supermarket to buy fish?" asked An Liana suspiciously.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh

The surface of the lake is calm and serene, reflecting the enchanting figure of the weeping willows on the shore, the breeze is slow, rippling a piece of ripples, and the bottom of the water is blue, and the depth cannot be seen clearly.

"Bang!" a stone shot out at a rapid pace, making a large splash.

"Grunt~" Two blisters bubbled, and a big fat fish surfaced with its belly facing up.

"Wow, that's amazing! Brother Lin, you're awesome!" An Leena clapped her little hands excitedly and looked at Lin Hao with admiration.

Lin Hao stroked the brown hair on his forehead with his fingers, and said lightly: "Since you eat boiled fish, it is natural to count wild big bass as the best." ”

He is an international mercenary, proficient in firearms and mechanics, after his own precise calculations, the weight of the stone through his own control of the delicate force, from the extremely fast rotating wrist shot out, at a specific speed to overcome the air friction, rotate into the water to predict the actual position of the target (the position of the fish and the actual position will be deviated because of the refraction of light), and then hit the head of the swimming fish with a blow, making it roll its eyes, forget its breath, forget the pain.

But said that the fish was taking a leisurely walk under the water just now, and saw a big **** on the shore looking at him with blazing eyes, is it coveting his body?

Do you want to get me, you want to eat me, I swim, I swim, come and bite me, hehe, you can't catch me, I'm mad at you!

Hey, no, big brother, if you have something to say, don't do it if you can be reasonable!

I swim, I sprint, I turn, I dive! I still don't believe that you can hit me, the most handsome big bass, and even if you do, thousands of my children and grandchildren will avenge me. Oh, I'll go, I'll turn around!

Oh, this scheming, why bother to catch me? With your brains, you can build a spaceship to explore space, why can't you get along with me.

Could it be that he would talk to me in front of the blonde girl, and then say to the girl, "My dear, this whole lake has been contracted by me Ye Liangchen, this most handsome fish is the proof!" ”

This was the last thought of the fish after it left the water.

Hey, it's so comfortable, it's so soft little hands, don't stop, go on, go a little down, go down.

The big bass woke up slowly, and the seven-second memory had long since made it forget how it was caught, and of course, it didn't know that it had been caught. When I woke up, I felt only that I was being gently caressed and bathed in warm water.

When I opened my eyes, it turned out to be a young girl dressed as a maid and bathing herself. Hey, Yu Changshuai is also distressed, you see, I don't want to, this little girl can't help falling in love with me and giving me a bath and massage.

Emma: No, how could I be here, and is this woman's love for herself really transcending races?

Hey, hey, the beauty has something to say, don't move your hands and feet! If you don't stop, I'll call the police, you're ******, don't take off my fish scales again, it hurts! Tap~Please have mercy on me~

This was the last wish of the fish before it fell unconscious.

"Miss, the fish has been taken care of, and you can begin. Alice said as she lifted the big bass to the kitchen.

"Brother Lin, come on, I'm me, I'm afraid. An Leena asked Lin Hao for help.

"Well, now it's time to witness the miracle, so keep your eyes open. Lin Hao pulled a knife flower and said coolly.

Alice looked at the two of them speechlessly, what a good big bass, I don't know what to be ruined. Thinking like this, Alice reluctantly handed the fish to Lin Hao.

That's right, that's what it feels like to ********!

People say, no, the fish say that soaring in the sky is the biggest dream of our ancestors, just like the birds yearn to swim in the bottom of the sea. This feeling of soaring through the clouds, pain and happiness, is this flying?

Oh also, I am indeed the most handsome fish, fulfilling the last wish of my ancestors to become the greatest fish in history. I just always feel that something is wrong? How can my stomach be breathable?

Damn, how did my stomach open? Seven seconds of memory made it forget the bloody scene of the last moment.

Is this the price of flying? Do you have to give up my belly full of fat? so that you can fly higher and farther!

The big perch was intoxicated with the joy of flying, but it felt a sharp pain on its body, and the knife was heartbreaking.

I'm not going to be the greatest fish, the price of flying is too great. The big bass opened its eyes and tried to resist.

Eh, why is this man so familiar, and what is this dazzling thing?

This is the knife? I have no grievances with you, as for letting me go to the knife mountain!

"Click!" Lin Hao inserted the knife into the wooden board and clapped his hands in a chic manner, "It's done!"

"Papapapa, pa, papa!" The fish fell one by one, forming a complete fish, and finally a big fish head fell sullenly and rolled a few times.

Lin Hao scratched his head in embarrassment, it was really embarrassing, this fish head didn't calculate the speed of the fall, and it actually rolled to the side after falling, which was really shameless.

An Liana and Alice were already dumbfounded, looking at Lin Hao's amazing knife skills, this kind of scene that can only be seen in comics made them unable to come back to their senses for a long time.

Hey, why do these two beauties look at themselves like this? The big fish head looked curiously at the two stunned beauties in front of him.

Am I so handsome? It must be so, I'm the most handsome fish in our fishpond.

Now it's natural to show off my beautiful swimming style, I'll swim!

I swim!huh?

What about my body!

The past replayed in the mind of the dying fish like a marquee, and seven seconds was enough to play its entire life.

Thinking that he has been living carefully for so many years, and finally swelled, found a lot of lovers, bred many offspring, and became the biggest fish, he forgot to be cautious and low-key.

"If God gives me another chance, I just want to be a handsome fish at the bottom of the lake quietly. ”

The big bass shed tears of remorse, only one drop, cold and warm, that took away all the warmth of its body.