"Is it Pang Xuefeng?" asked the skinny land-tax officer as soon as he came up.

However, no matter what the reason was, this arrogant tone made Pang Xuefeng very uncomfortable when he heard it, so he immediately pretended to be confused and said, "Who the are you, Lao Tzu doesn't know you, where did you get my phone number, is it a call-letter-fraud-fraud, say, what I hate most about Lao Tzu is that you guys eat people without spitting out bones, and they also deceive people who jump off the building to commit suicide Turtle-Sun-Wang-Eight-Egg!"

As soon as the local tax officer answered the phone, he touched the ash of his nose, and was pointed out by Pang Xuefeng that Sang scolded Huai, and he was scolded, and his heart was immediately depressed.

But this can't be blamed on Pang Xuefeng, who let himself not make it clear who he is when he came up.

So although he knew in his heart that Pang Xuefeng must be pretending to be confused, but after all, he had a task, so he had to suppress his anger and continued, "Speak civilly, I am from the Quanshan District Land-Taxation Bureau, and I went to your company with our Director Wu to check the accounts today, do you remember?"

Pang Xuefeng pretended to be stunned after hearing it, "Quanshan District Land-Tax-Bureau?"

When the land-tax-personnel heard this, they thought that Pang Xuefeng had finally remembered, so they immediately shuddered, "Yes, the land-tax-bureau of Quanshan District, now remember?"

However, Pang Xuefeng just smiled when he heard it, and then immediately "cannonballed" more violently than before.

"Fuck you, you said you were from the local tax bureau, you were from the local tax bureau, ah? I also said that I was from the state-fog-hospital, aren't you lying with two dog-eyes open-fucking-, do you think Lao Tzu and I are a three-year-old child who is easy to coax, what proof do you have?"

After Tong Minliang heard it, he immediately covered his mouth with one hand and his stomach with the other, and laughed wildly.

How could Tong Minliang not know that Pang Xuefeng was taking advantage of this rare opportunity to make a fortune, but even before this phone call, Tong Minliang also hated these local tax officials who pulled the tiger's skin.

However, after hearing Pang Xuefeng's bombardment, to be honest, I involuntarily began to sympathize with this local tax officer, this, this scolded is also a bit too wronged!

However, it's really relieving!

However, it seems that Pang Xuefeng has not finished the "poisonous gas" that has been held back for several days, so he only listened to Pang Xuefeng continue, "Besides, in the past few days, Director Wu Zhihua of Quanshan District has come to our company every day to work, not to mention hundreds of people up and down in our company, even the old lady at the newsstand in front of our company knows about this, you - this deception is too careless!"

"Say, who are you, if you don't tell me honestly, I'll call the police, and then follow the signal on your phone to catch you, and then I have to sentence you to three years and five years!"

In the end, I didn't forget to say again, "You telegraph-letter-liars, turtle-grandson-king-eight-egg who kills people without blinking!"

If it weren't for Wu Zhihua sitting next to him at this time, it is estimated that he would immediately be able to run back to Pang Xuefeng desperately, "Who are you scolding, ah? You are the telegrapher-liar!"

"If you think about it, I was sitting on the right hand side of our Director Wu in the reception room of your company, not tall, quite thin, and I also carried a Lenovo laptop with me. ”

"During this period, when I stood up and was about to go to the bathroom to relieve my hands, I accidentally tripped over the table leg of the coffee table, and I was also spilled by the cup of tea that your boss's assistant put on the coffee table, do you remember this?"

However, Pang Xuefeng was still a little confused, "No, I remember that the one sitting on the left hand side of Director Wu Zhihua is a very good-looking girl, and the one sitting on the right hand side is a man, which is good, but he is a thin guy who doesn't pull a few monkeys, and a guy with two eyes who doesn't pull a few like rats, oh yes, I still remember that the person seems to be surnamed Yang." ”

Monkey?

Rat?

The most annoying thing about this land-tax officer is that others compare themselves to these two things, so he immediately yelled again, "You are a monkey, you are a mouse, that is me, my surname is Yang, Yang Wei!"

Tong Minliang and Pang Xuefeng were still in the reception room at this time, but when they heard this, they simply lay on the coffee table and laughed so much that they couldn't stand up anymore.

Pang Xuefeng almost couldn't hold back, "Yang...... I'm so embarrassed, I'm just talking about things, but I really don't want to inquire about your privacy at all! I didn't hear it, don't worry, I just didn't hear anything, I won't talk nonsense to others, I'll vouch for my personality!"

At this time, not to mention Pang Xuefeng and Tong Minliang, together with Wu Zhihua who was sitting in a car and other local-tax personnel in the same car, they couldn't help but want to laugh out loud after hearing it, but because of their own position, they were embarrassed to laugh, so they could only hold it back.

"You're impotent, you're impotent, your whole family is impotence!" This person named Yang Wei was so angry that he didn't know what to say at this time, "My name is Yang Wei, not impotence, my surname is Yang Mingwei, your elementary school Chinese teachers are dead!

Pang Xuefeng finally "suddenly realized" and said, "Oh~~~, it turned out to be Comrade Yang, wouldn't it be over if you said this earlier, as for making such a big misunderstanding!"

"But I'm really sorry, you really can't blame me for this, because I have recently received a series of call-letter-fraud-scam calls not twenty but seventeen or eighteen, and I was really annoyed by their horse fleas to get home, sorry, really sorry, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding!"

After the "explanation" was finished, Pang Xuefeng continued to ask, "By the way, Comrade Yang, is there anything else you can do when you call me?"

When he saw Wu Zhihua on the side, although he had a calm face, he didn't mean to be serious with Pang Xuefeng, so Yang Wei had to return to the topic again, "I won't be familiar with you this time, but it's best to ask clearly before talking next time, hum!"

"To get down to business, according to the notice from our bureau, our work schedule has changed in the past two days, so we will not go to your company tomorrow to work on the spot. ”

Pang Xuefeng was stunned at the same time as Tong Minliang when he heard it, and then immediately said, "Yo, it's been really hard for you in the past few days, you see this is making trouble, I was still ready to wait for your work to be completely finished, please have a good meal!"

However, Yang Wei followed up and said, "Eh, don't be beautiful first, if we don't come, it doesn't mean that the work will stop, and what should be continued must be continued." ”

Pang Xuefeng knew that they wouldn't give up so easily, so he asked, "So that's the case, so what do you need our company to cooperate with?"

Yang Wei said, "Cooperate with that is necessary, listen, tomorrow morning, bring all the tax payment certificates of your company since the opening of the year to our local tax bureau, to the audit office on the fourth floor of the administrative building to re-check, oh yes, remember to make a copy of all first, and our bureau will also record and keep it." ”

After Pang Xuefeng heard it, he immediately silently blessed Yang Wei's whole family with impotence, impotence for generations, and children and grandchildren, but he still said, "Oh, okay, then what else do you need to bring?"

"Of course, remember to bring your company's business license and other relevant practice certificates, and declare in advance, you can't do anything without anything. Yang Wei said.

you, everyone knows that the business license belongs to the industrial and commercial management, you - what kind of heart is this!

However, industry and commerce and taxation have always been a set of carriages, so Pang Xuefeng said, "Okay, we must bring all of them tomorrow." ”

But when he saw Wu Zhihua's eyes, Yang Wei immediately shuddered again, "It's best to bring them all, and since some links require the two of you to be present in person, you two must come tomorrow." ”

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's best to take this matter seriously, and treat it as a political task, don't be perfunctory. ”

"But it's okay for you to be perfunctory, if you can't see the two of you tomorrow morning, the bureau will immediately freeze your corporate taxpayer account, and then you will have no place to pay taxes even if you want to, and if you exceed two months, you will be treated as tax evasion. ”

When Yang Wei said this, he paused deliberately, "I believe what our Director Wu said that day, you still remember, now the red-headed document on 'rectifying the internal corruption of the enterprise and preventing the suspected tax evasion of the enterprise' has just been issued, if you want to commit a crime against the wind, then you might as well try it!"

"Alright, all the instructions I'm about to convey are finished. ”

After that, there was no politeness, and Yang Wei hung up the phone immediately.

Pang Xuefeng had already guessed that they must have some other moths, so there was no surprise at Yang Wei's phone call.

But it's still the same sentence, although Wu Zhihua used a soft knife this time and didn't bring a little bit of sparks, it was not a matter to consume the two main persons in charge of a company every day for a long time.

So Pang Xuefeng discussed with Tong Minliang and went as soon as he went, but if he hadn't made a decision on this matter this time, then he would have to make a break with Wu Zhihua!