For Jiang Shuiyuan, Jingshi University is a somewhat difficult short-term goal, but it is only a little difficult. As long as nothing goes wrong, he has the ability, the opportunity, and the confidence to successfully enter Jingshi University.

But Shi Yang is different.

First of all, he was sure that he was going to study at Liangjiang Normal University. As mentioned before, Liangjiang Normal University is not a bad school, but it also depends on who it is compared with, at least it is not enough to compare with Jingshi University, so it is three points shorter in momentum. Secondly, starting from Uncle Ge's heart-piercing this morning, after the baptism of the teacher, and with the mending knives of these two girls, his fragile heart has been shattered. Also, although Shi Yang is a talker in front of boys of the same age, his cheeks are still a little tender after all, and he feels that the name of the University of Jingshi is not right, so he naturally speaks and does things without being upright. At this time, he shrank behind Jiang Shuiyuan and carefully poked Jiang Shuiyuan: "Mr. Jiang, why don't we go out to eat?"

Jiang Shuiyuan raised the temporary meal card in his hand and said with a smile: "Since someone has a treat, why do we still want to go near and far and deliberately break the bank? As long as the sky does not fall today, I have to eat here! Didn't you just say that you have coveted the recipes of the canteen of Jingshi University for a long time? You look at them one by one, and we are not short of money!"

The two girls finally came to their senses, glared at Jiang Shuiyuan angrily and said, "Cheeky!"

Jiang Shuiyuan nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, 'Eat enough with thick skin, but can't eat with thin skin'." Shi Yang, you see, you still don't understand the truth that even girls know, do you know where the reason is? This is not a problem with oxytocin in the back lobe, but with adrenaline and norepinephrine. When exposed to external stress, the body secretes adrenaline and norepinephrine, which keeps the amygdala nervous tissue excited and stimulates the sympathetic nervous system through the nerve center. For example, if you belong to the amygdala with a low excitability threshold, the sympathetic nervous system is easily excited, and it is more likely to be anxious, which is commonly known as 'thin skin'. Like these two beauties, they belong to the high threshold and are relatively not prone to fear, and they dare to say anything in public, which is commonly called 'cheeky'. So, you must exercise more and study more like these two cheeky beauties!"

The two girls were caught off guard and were milked by Jiang Shuiyuan again, and tears hung down: "You, why are you like this!"

Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I patronized the popular science just now, please forgive me if there are inaccuracies in the knowledge points and inadequate language expressions!"

"Is this a matter of knowledge and language? You are clearly a personal attack!"

Jiang Shuiyuan looked suddenly enlightened: "Oh, I see! I just heard the high arguments of the two beauties, and I thought that Jiang Taigong had no taboos here in Jingshi University, and he could say anything casually! It turned out that only students of Jingshi University could say it casually, and it became a personal attack for people outside the school to say it casually. Sure enough, 'everything in the world is knowledge', and I accidentally learned a new knowledge, thank you!

"You! you!" The two girls couldn't stand the poisonous tongue of Jiang Shuiyuan anymore, and hid their faces and began to cry.

Seeing them suddenly drop golden beans, Jiang Yuanyuan suddenly thought about a certain martial arts book he had read in the first or second year of junior high school, and he couldn't remember the specific content, but one of the aphorisms was very appropriate: tears are a woman's most powerful weapon. He reluctantly persuaded: "We have something to say, and we are reasonable, okay? When you cry, I feel that I can't speak clearly!"

It's okay not to persuade him, but he persuaded the two girls to cry even more. Just when Jiang Shuiyuan had nothing to do and was ready to flash people, the enemy had reinforcements arriving on the battlefield: "Do you think it is very rewarding to make a girl cry?

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't know whether he was stimulated by Lao Wang, or if he wanted to find a place for Shi Yang, at this moment, it seemed that he was fighting to defeat the Buddha's possession, arresting and destroying whom, even if there was a very beautiful and quiet beauty opposite: "First of all, I don't think it's very rewarding to make a girl cry." But if the girl doesn't hold back, I make her realize her mistake and cry with remorse, at least without guilt. Secondly, of course, learning knowledge is not to make girls cry. But if a girl doesn't choose what she says, I don't mind making her cry with the little knowledge I have learned, after all, knowledge is much more civilized than fists and feet. ”

"You ——!" The girl finally understood the ins and outs, and she also knew why the two of them were crying: When you meet such a sharp-tongued guy, it is light to cry, and it will make your three corpses jump violently and smoke in the seven orifices in minutes!

Jiang Shuiyuan turned around to leave, and the beautiful girl hurriedly said, "Hey, you're just going to leave?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a shocked face: "Why, Jingshi University still has a rule that you will be responsible for life if you cry once?"

"Poof-" The girl couldn't help laughing, "What nonsense are you talking about?" I mean, you made other girls cry, as a boy, shouldn't you be a gentleman who takes the initiative to apologize first?"

Jiang Shuiyuan touched his rumbling belly, looked at the situation again, and didn't bother to dwell on it any longer. He hurriedly arched his hand towards the two girls: "I'm sorry, I just talked nonsense, please forgive me for the trouble." Then he glanced at the pretty girl: "That's all right, right?"

"No!" the beautiful girl pulled the two girls, "Our school is so big, there are so many people, everyone looks up and doesn't look down, there is a contradiction should be resolved in time, after all, it is not appropriate to settle the dispute!

"Don't be friends with such a poisonous person!" It seems that the girl was injured a lot, and she has left obvious sequelae.

Jiang Shuiyuan also said: "The little fat man and I are both off-campus personnel, idle and bored to play the autumn breeze everywhere, we may never see each other again, I think it's better to eat or something, so as not to make everyone unhappy!"

The little fat man also cowered and refused: "That's right, save others from saying that we shamelessly occupy your public resources." ”

The girl who spoke earlier stomped her feet: "Why are you still mentioning this stubble? Can't I apologize to you?"

The beautiful girl bowed slightly to the little fat man: "It's really wrong for us to say this!" Student cafeteria, student cafeteria, everyone who learns new knowledge from the teacher is a student, including those who are admitted to the exam, and those who come in to audit and study, everyone can eat equally in the student cafeteria. This is the attitude of the school all along, and it is also the purpose of the school to be inclusive and open-door, otherwise why would the school give lunch cards to audit students? I hope that our momentary gaffe just now did not affect your view of Jingshi University. ”

The little fat man immediately raised the flag and surrendered: "No, no, I'm just talking about it casually." ”

"What about you?" the pretty girl stared at Jiang Shuiyuan.

Jiang Shuiyuan spread his hands: "He has no opinion, and I have no opinion." I've heard countless magical legends of Jingshi University before, and it seems that the teachers in the stories are full of wealth and are good teachers, and the students are all smart and polite, which always feels a little unreal. Now I see that everyone is happy and angry, crying and laughing, but I am much more down-to-earth. Maybe this is a flesh-and-blood university, right?"

"Look, look, I still say I have no opinion, I still have a gun and a stick in and out of my words," the beautiful girl's eyes smiled into a crescent moon, "I see that you are both not very old, you should not have graduated from high school yet, right?"

The little fat man's tolerance was too poor, and he was stunned all of a sudden, and directly revealed the old bottom: "I haven't graduated yet." We are all here to participate in the finals of the National Biology Olympiad, and after that, we will visit and study at Jingshi University. ”

"Wow, I turned out to be here to participate in the finals of the National Biology Olympiad, it's amazing! Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Qiao Yinuo, I am a sophomore in the biology department, maybe I will be your senior sister in the future!"

The corners of Jiang Shuiyuan's eyes twitched: This world is really small!

The little fat man replied with some frustration: "I don't expect to enter Jingshi University, but he still has a good hope of being your junior brother!"

"Who can say for sure what will happen in the future?" Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly interrupted the little fat man's words, "Let's take care of the present, let's go eat quickly, I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back." Little fat man, don't you want to know what the geniuses of Jingshi University eat every day? Ask these beauties! They eat in the cafeteria every day, and they have the most right to speak!"

Qiao Yinuo looked him up and down carefully with scrutinizing eyes: "What is your surname Jiang?"

Jiang Shuiyuan deliberately sloppily said: "You can just call me Xiaojiang." ”

"Yo, I don't think I deserve to know your name!"

Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and replied with a wry smile: "My name is Jiang Shuiyuan, the source of Jiang Shui, the first time we meet, please advise!"