Chapter 2 is out of the whack
"Ah, my face. ”
When I got up in the morning and washed, I saw my swollen pig-like face again.
Then he inevitably sighed again.
"My flower-like face! Maybe it's really ruined like this, my beauty! My beautiful man!"
I felt sorry for myself in the mirror.
Hey, no, pretty man?
Did a beautiful man leave me a post-it note yesterday?
I shook my sleeping brain, trying to wake it up and help me, the "pig-headed girl", remember what happened yesterday.
Lu Yiran, WeChat ID: 189...... 0325”
I flicked the unreserved yellow sticky sticky note.
It's really ...... in such a straightforward way I love it!
"Fang Nanqing, Sichun, please see how the time is?The first lesson of Lao Li Tou, do you want to die?"
My roommate, the fat boy, saw me standing in front of the mirror and staring at a post-it note for about ten minutes, and he couldn't bear it anymore, and he just yelled and woke me up from the pink bubble.
"Lao Litou's class? Don't you run!"
As soon as I heard the fat man say this, I quickly looked up at the clock hanging on the door of the dormitory, and then I panicked.
There are only ten minutes left until class. And now it is the distance between the dormitory and the teaching building No. 1.
It's dead, and I've basically expected that Lao Li Tou will drag us to the podium to be a typical lateness.
Is it appropriate to show your face in a classroom with more than 100 people?
Speaking of Lao Li Tou, it is really a great wonder of our Law and Political Yuan, there are many rules in class, but the punishment method is unchanged.
Once you make a mistake, you will be brought to the podium to experience the aura of stardom.
Thinking of this, the fat man and I glanced at each other, and then tacitly grabbed our bags together and rushed out of the dormitory.
Well, the face is hideous like a hungry wolf.
"Fang Nanqing, you slow down...... I...... Want...... He's dead. ”
Sure enough, I still overestimated the fat man's physical fitness, because the fat man ran about 400 meters from the dormitory and couldn't catch his breath.
At the moment, she was crouching pitifully on the ground, with a pair of arms stretched out, waiting for me to pull.
"Hey, you're really my big brother. ”
I exhaled helplessly, then turned my foot towards Teaching Building 1. Pull up the fat man who squatted on the ground.
"Can you give me some physical fitness, in the future, the earthquake will crush you to death, and you will be a coward who can't run. ”
No way, I'm like this, soft-hearted and cheap.
But fortunately, the fat man was very thick-skinned by my exercise, so she just quietly stretched out her sinful little chubby paw and twisted it around my waist.
"Xue Chubby, you're going to die!"
I jumped up in pain from her pinching and looked at her angrily.
But at the moment, what I was thinking about was running and getting rid of the fat boy's pig teammate.
Somehow, the fat man seemed to see through my purpose, and pounced directly, successfully wrapping my waist tightly with her thick arms.
"Don't you want to leave, don't you think I'm not your cutie anymore?"
The fat man took out her killer idea.
She was glaring at me with her big pitiful eyes, and was in tears at any moment.
"Okay, okay, auntie, let's go, do you really want to be a small animal to be watched?"
I'm about to explode at the moment, but I can't shake off the big hand that the fat man is imprisoning me.
"Then you take me away. ”
The fat man simply didn't do anything, and he relied on me directly.
"Okay, my aunt. ”
When I said this, I almost crushed my white teeth with hatred.
But helplessly, I really can't do it, and the fat boy really can't run.
So, we were rightfully late.
Teaching Building 1 301
……
"Come on, come on, make a show, didn't I tell you not to be late?
Lao Li Tou did it directly, and we carried it to the front of the podium like a little hen.
At this moment, I have to express my admiration for Lao Li Tou's body in his fifties, you can bring me and the fat man in one by one, you are definitely not old.
"Teacher, we were wrong. ”
The fat boy and I almost said this pitiful sentence in unison, hoping to get some sympathy from Lao Litou.
It may be that Lao Li Tou has experienced too many winds and waves, and he is not moved at all in the face of the coquettishness of two delicate girls.
He even pointed to the corner behind the big classroom with a very bad attitude.
"Where are you two going to stand for me? Don't sit me down. Hear no. ”
"I hear you. ”
The fat man and I were in unison again, but with a dejected unison.
Just as we were pushing each other with our heads down and pushing each other about who was going to be with the trash can, I suddenly felt a mysterious force from my arm.
Yes, that's right, I was smashed in the arm.
Who? There are always people who want to harm me, huh.
I swept the fountain of strength with my piercing eyes, and after one glance, I shrank back with lightning speed, blocking his gaze with the wide sleeves of my sweatshirt.
"Six-pack abs", oh no, how could Lu Yiran be here, ahhhhhh
But soon, I used my strong psychological quality to suppress the panic in my heart.
Losing people don't lose battles, what kind of book is this about, no matter what, it makes sense anyway.
I quickly adjusted to a smile with eight teeth on my face, and then looked at him with some affection in my eyes.
"What a coincidence!"
He used his exaggerated mouth shape to convey these three words to me accurately.
As for me, I understood what he meant almost instantly, and returned a look that I thought was charming.
So, is this a tacit understanding?
I secretly thought like this, completely forgetting that I was now in the face of being punished by the teacher for being late.
"Said after class. ”
I replied with an exaggerated mouth shape, but unfortunately, because I was too exaggerated, I was directly seen by Lao Litou's 5.0 vision.
"It's not honest to stand, do you want to give you the podium, you come up and say. ”
Lao Li Tou pointed angrily in my direction, so I successfully attracted the attention of more than 100 people.
That's basically how it feels to be embarrassed to be thrown home.
And the fat child who was affected by me also had a loveless face at the moment, by the way, she also gave me a very arrogant look.
So I put all the accounts on Lu Yiran's head.
If I hadn't seen him, I wouldn't have walked out of the gym, if I hadn't walked out of the gym, I wouldn't have been hit by a ball, if I hadn't been hit by a ball, I wouldn't have asked for a note, and if I hadn't had a note, I wouldn't have been late for being a nymphomaniac.
Thinking of this, a small flame of evil rose in my heart.
Look, women's love and hatred are so unreasonable.
I sneaked out my mobile phone and note from my pocket, and then looked at the podium with a serious face, and at the moment when Lao Li Tou turned to the blackboard to write the book, I crackled and blindly typed, and successfully sent a friend application to Lu Yiran from WeChat.
The reason why I didn't send a friend application until now is because I was really embarrassed yesterday, and Lu Yiran's shy little appearance that day really shook the girl's heart.
But,It's different now.,The girl's cuteness will change.,Since you made me lose face.,Then don't blame me for destroying the flowers.。
"Ahhh ”
Lu Yiran's hands were wrapped around his chest, and he begged me for mercy with a look of fear.
And I stretched out my hidden fangs, completely ignoring Lu Yiran's begging for mercy, and bit Lu Yiran's neck with a bite.
"You're losing my face.
My voice was hoarse and deep, as if it had the meaning of hell.
And Lu Yiran hid in the corner and knelt down to apologize to me.
"Hahahahahaha ”
I even slapped my thighs excitedly when I thought of this, and the fat man who was about to fall asleep next to me was violently excited.
"What are you doing? You want to die, don't take me with you. ”
The fat man used his own power to hit me as he spoke, and I covered my chest violently after being hit, thinking in fear: This time I am really going to crush my internal organs.
But I didn't dare to say anything, and looked at the old Li Tou in front of the podium with shrunken eyes.
Fortunately, fortunately, Lao Li didn't notice my fight with the fat man.
Hey, the girl is also tired of living.
At this moment, I peeked at Lao Li Tou again, and it was good, but he still didn't notice me.
"Don't leave after class, I have something to talk to you about. ”
I tried to use a more serious tone as much as possible to show off my grandeur.
Click and send.
A minute passed without answering......
Two minutes passed without answering......
Three-minute ......
I'm X, what's the situation, don't you see? Big brother, you passed my friend application last second!
I grinded my teeth and glanced resentfully in the direction where Lu Yiran was.
Pretend to be a good student?
I'm so angry, wasn't it you who left me my contact information that day?
In this way, I kept staring at Lu Yiran with such resentful eyes until the end of class.
"Okay, that's all for today......"
Before Lao Li finished speaking, there was a commotion at the bottom, twelve o'clock, the moment of rushing to grab food, it was really no wonder that they were there.
But they succeeded in squeezing my steps to settle accounts with the male god.
It's a piece of black pressing, you push me
"Hey, hey, let me go ......"
Obviously, no one heard my call to the classroom, but they crowded even harder.
Okay, you guys squeeze! I won't rob you.
I simply found a clean place to wait and watch them scramble. By the way, I also sighed at the greatness of a wave of rice.
Finally, more than 100 people came out in a stream, and I thought that Lu Yiran also ran to the cafeteria with his stomach, but when I didn't give up and looked at the classroom.
Hey, that's what I saw.
"Say, top student, why do you have time to listen to my class today. ”
Lao Li Tou unhurriedly packed up his teaching materials on the podium.
"That's not all, teacher, your charisma. ”
Lu Yiran was standing next to Lao Li's head with a smile on his face.
"Okay, stop flattering me, and think about me as a tutor! Zhang Zhidong, that old bastard, robs me of students every day. ”
Lao Li Tou didn't seem to investigate why Lu Yiran came to skip class, but instead stammered to Lu Yiran to be his apprentice.
At this time, I realized behind the door that Lu Yiran was not in the same grade as me, and even reached the senior year when I was going to apply for graduate school.
Mom, it's exciting to fall in love with a senior.
Forgive me for being shameless, there's nothing wrong with that, I just want to talk to him, what to talk about?
"What are you looking at?
Before I knew it, a face appeared next to me, and it was looking in the same direction as me.
But I can't extricate myself from being trapped in YY.
"Look at my boyfriend! Oh, it's good-looking, what's the matter with you?"
I got annoyed by the question and turned my head to see if it was the bastard meddling.
But just for a moment, I was stunned, when, can anyone tell me when Lu Yiran ran next to me?
"Does that look good now?"
Lu Yiran stretched out his fist in front of his mouth and coughed, then began to look at me with a smile.
I......
Inner OS: Who will save me, say it is his boyfriend in front of others, will he beat me, shivering.
"Looks good to death. ”
But in the end, I couldn't resist my inner thoughts and spit out these four words.
Isn't it good-looking! I can still be worse than a person who Yan Gou fancies?