Chapter 318: All postures are unlocked
Wang Dingge's hands were a little small, he stretched out to me, obviously wanting me to shake hands with him, what's the matter, want to test me?
Thinking of this, I pretended to be very flattering, and hurriedly stretched out my hand, and was honored to hold his hand and said, "I am fortunate to be here." ”
At this time, there was a faint force in my hand, and it was obvious that Wang Dingge wanted to compete with me.
But with this bit of chicken restraint, I believe that Fan Bingxue's hand strength is stronger than him.
Wang Dingge looked calm and relaxed, and smiled at me.
I quickly pretended to be scratched, shook his hand away, and shouted with a sigh: "Brother Wang, your hand is really strong." ”
Wang Dingge looked at my embarrassed clothes, his eyes flashed with disdain, he continued to look at Fan Bingxue, and said, "This is the boyfriend you are looking for? Are you despising my IQ, or are you despising your own IQ?"
Fan Bingxue looked at me as a bad seed, glared at me angrily, and scolded in a low voice: "Look at you are cheap to women, why do you treat a man like this, you are a nest." ”
I looked at Fan Bingxue helplessly, with an expression of powerlessness.
After Wang Dingge's words were finished, several boys behind him laughed, and they looked at me with indescribable mockery, as if to say, I am also a man like me?
At this time, I found that among the group of boys behind Wang Dingge, there was a boy who seemed a little special.
The boy had a round head and a gold necklace around his neck, and he looked like a child, but there was a sparkle in his eyes.
This boy must be the most powerful of the group, I thought to myself.
"Bingxue, if you don't agree to my pursuit, forget it, now you have found such a coward as a boyfriend, why do you bother to practice yourself like this, you completely deserve better. Wang Dingge said bitterly to Fan Bingxue.
"What kind of boyfriend do I find for you, get out of here, your good mood has ruined your shit. Fan Bingxue scolded him coldly.
Saying that, she was still holding my hand, which made Wang Dingge even more unhappy.
Wang Dingge seemed to have sprinkled all his anger on me, he stared at me viciously and scolded: "Coward, just like you, you dare to chase Fan Bingxue, are you looking for death?" But you can hear from your name that you are also suitable to be a cowherd, hahaha." ”
Everyone around laughed.
As soon as he said this, I quickly shrunk my neck and pretended to be scared.
But Fan Bingxue gently pinched my waist, as if to blame me for being cowardly, but on the other hand, he protected me heroically and said: "I chased her, the old lady almost knelt and lay on his stomach for him, served him in bed for three days and three nights, used all the tricks, unlocked all the postures, and then grinded him into my boyfriend, you take care of the fart." ”
As soon as these words came out, several people froze together, and their faces became very ugly.
And I'm full of confusion, this girl is too strong to speak, too imaginative.
Wang Dingge's face was red, he had been pursuing Fan Bingxue, but he ate a mouthful of dust behind her buttocks, and he didn't even touch Fan Bingxue's hair, but now that Fan Bingxue said this, the judgment between me and Wang Dingge was made, Wang Dingge was like being trampled under my feet, and a kind of jealousy and unwillingness in my heart immediately gushed out!
"Don't you dare to fight with me! The loser will automatically quit, and if it's a man, he will promise me!" Wang Dingge said to me menacingly.
I leaned over to Fan Bingxue's body a little confused, and this cowardice made everyone laugh again.
Even Fan Bingxue was speechless to me, she thought that she could weaken the morale of the other party on the one hand, and encourage my courage and make me more hard-hearted, but I didn't expect that I was becoming more and more useless.
Fan Bingxue grabbed my ears and scolded angrily: "Okay, you are a big slut, you will toss people in bed, and now you can't handle a few men, you will be bad!"
It's nothing for me to be scolded by her, and I'm depressed when I am scolded by her, but you let me toss, am I tossed?
At this time, the scene became tense, and the clerk was probably afraid that a few of us would make trouble in the store, so he immediately rushed over and whispered to me: "Sir, do you want a few clothes and shoes you tried just now?"
I pretended to be aggrieved and looked at Fan Bingxue, Fan Bingxue was so angry that she stomped her feet, and she said angrily to the clerk: "Yes, all of them, pack them for me! ”
Everyone watched Fan Bingxue take out a few pieces of money, and suddenly they all looked at me strangely, at this moment, I also felt everyone's eyes, even the clerk, they were staring at me strangely.
Rub, they all treat me like a little white face, right?
No, I'm really a little white face, and I didn't plan to pay for it myself in the first place.
Wang Dingge looked at me in confusion, "You actually let Bing Xue pay?"
I nodded weakly, "yes, is there a problem?"
My answer immediately made Wang Dingge explode, and he almost poked his hand on the bridge of my nose and scolded: "You are not only cowardly, but also a little white face, Bing Xue, you want this kind of man! Can you bear it?"
Fan Bingxue was so angry with me that her face turned red, but it was also difficult to ride a tiger, so she had to continue to defend me and said: "He is not good at anything, he has no money, no power, and he is timid, but only one strength is enough!
"What strengths?" Wang Dingge immediately asked.
But at this time, I vaguely felt that something was wrong, Fan Bingxue was a guy, and she was yellow.
"What are you talking about?" Fan Bingxue deliberately glanced at my body, and I cooperated with my hand to cover it underneath to prevent her from looking.
But this action of wanting to cover up made everyone understand in an instant where my strengths were.
Wang Dingge was so angry that he was about to explode, but fortunately, the clerk came over at this time, and the clerk said apologetically: "Hello this young lady, your money is not enough......
"Not enough?How much is it in total?How much did I just give?" Fan Bingxue was stunned for a moment and asked.
"This gentleman tried on a total of five sets of clothes and two pairs of shoes just now, and the total price adds up to seven thousand six, and you just gave one thousand yuan, which is still six thousand six. The clerk whispered.
As soon as these words came out, I was a little embarrassed, I didn't expect this store to be so expensive, and sure enough, the taste was in the money.
Fan Bingxue's face turned red all of a sudden, and she said to me a little depressed: "I'll just bring this money out, and I still want to drink a little bit left, you can buy a few less!"
When Wang Dingge on the side heard this, he immediately laughed with everyone, as if they were all laughing at my ignorance and my greed.
I was laughed at by them, but suddenly my eyes were bone-lining, and I said to Wang Dingge opposite: "Brother Wang, don't you want to chase ice and snow?
When I said this, I was shocked, and everyone was impressed by my shamelessness.
Wang Dingge paid money to buy clothes for his beloved woman and gave them to her man, what is this called?
Wang Dingge probably felt a green prairie above his head at this moment, he pointed at me and was about to scold, when Fan Bingxue suddenly echoed: "Oh, yes, there is still a big wrongdoer here." ”
I collapsed in my heart, it's a big wrong, let's just put it in our hearts, what's the matter if you say it so directly!
"Who, you borrow me first, and I'll pay you back later. Fan Bingxue said to Wang Dingge.
Wang Dingge was originally not up or down, but now when he heard Fan Bingxue say that he was borrowing, he breathed a sigh of relief, took out a card and handed it to the clerk, and said angrily: "Swipe my card." ”
The clerk ran to swipe the card as soon as he slipped away, and at this time Wang Dingge felt that all the light in the store was focused on him, he put his hands in his pockets, and said to Fan Bingxue: "Bingxue, this kind of man, I advise you not to do it, don't lower your style." ”
"I don't want to, but I was too comfortable to be tossed by him, and I was reluctant. Fan Bingxue said to Wang Dingge depressedly.
Paralyzed, I don't dare to listen to this, I will blush when I hear it, this is constantly provoking Wang Dingge to shoot at me.
Sure enough, Wang Dingge's face turned green again, and he was about to scold me, when suddenly the clerk ran over again, "Sir, the money in your card is not enough......"
Wang Dingge's face was not only green, but also red, so good-looking, and the boys around him also looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
"I, I still have a card at home, that, you guys, who has the money to give me ......" Wang Dingge explained awkwardly, and then borrowed money from his brother behind him.
A few boys behind him were also full of embarrassment, and they took out money from their pockets, and the good ones took out a few hundred yuan, and the bad ones took out a few steel hammers and handed them to Wang Dingge, Wang Dingge directly smashed the steel hammers back into the stupid face under the gaze of us and the clerk.
"Well, how much is it missing, I'll ask someone to go to my house to pick up ......," Wang Dingge asked the clerk in shame.
The clerk's face was about to be unbearable, and the clerk said, "There are still about 3,000 left......
"Why, Brother Wang, you have no money, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I saw you just now, I thought you had a lot of money. I deliberately said to Wang Dingge, "Forget it, don't embarrass Brother Wang, maybe this is all your private money, I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry." ”
The more humble I say, the more embarrassed Wang Dingge is.
Fan Bingxue saw Wang Dingge's embarrassed appearance just now, and she was already laughing on the side, she nodded immediately after listening to my words, "Big slut, you buy a few fewer clothes." ”
But my face was straight, "The head can be broken, the hair should not be messed up, the girl should be soaked, and the clothes must be indispensable." Isn't it Brother Wang?"
Wang Dingge was annoyed and scolded angrily when I said this: "Are you a little white face, you kind of pay for yourself, if you are poor, I will run naked for three thousand miles......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw that I had an extra card in my hand, and I handed it to the clerk, "Help me check how much money is still in the card, I'm afraid that the money is not enough, so I'm embarrassed to take ......it out just now."
Fan Bingxue was also stunned when she saw my card, but before she could ask anything, suddenly the mobile phone shook, she picked it up and looked at it, and her face changed greatly.
She quickly grabbed a very tempting piece of underwear next to her and pulled me straight to the fitting room in full view.
"Honey, come in with me and help me see if I look good in this dress......"