11. The so-called "indecent assault"

Jiang Shuiyuan wanted to take this opportunity to have a few words with Liu Chenyu, but Liu Da's class leader was majestic when managing the class and intimidating his classmates, but he was timid and timid like a mouse in this kind of thing, and before he could speak, his face turned red, and he said in a snort: "Jiang Shuiyuan, you are not allowed to talk nonsense again, I will ignore you if you talk nonsense again!"

Jiang Shuiyuan likes to see Liu Chenyu's delicate appearance, and he can't help but say at the moment: "Let me not talk nonsense, then you can laugh and show me!"

"Hmph, think beautifully!" Liu Chenyu pouted and raised his chin, throwing Jiang Shuiyuan a beautiful back of his head.

Jiang Shuiyuan salivated: "Since you don't smile, it's okay to hold my hand, right?"

"Huh?" Liu Chenyu turned his head and looked at Jiang Shuiyuan with a shocked face, obviously he didn't expect Jiang Shuiyuan, who was usually gentle and polite, to be so bold today.

"Silence is equivalent to acquiescence!" said Jiang Shuiyuan, who stretched out his hand to hold Liu Chenyu's soft wattle. The weather in Huai'an Mansion in December was humid and cold, but Jiang Shuiyuan was full of warmth, because Liu Chenyu's hand was warm and soft, and his palms were even a little sweaty. There is no doubt that squad leader Liu must be very nervous at this time, because Jiang Shuiyuan himself is the same!

It took a long time for Liu Chenyu to react, his hand felt like he had touched a fiery red soldering iron, and hurriedly shook off the wolf claws of Jiang Shuiyuan: "Bad guy, what are you doing! I will ignore you in the future!" After speaking, he hurriedly ran into the class and refused to come out again.

Liu Chenyu wasn't really angry, but the girl's family was relatively thin-skinned, and she was suddenly held by a boy, and she felt embarrassed, so she chose to escape in a hurry. Jiang Shuiyuan also knew that Liu Da's squad leader was a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and "I won't ignore you in the future" or something is just angry words, and it can't be taken seriously. And to be able to hold Liu Chenyu's hand on the morning of Christmas Eve, he was already satisfied, and felt that this was the best gift he got today.

With a little pride, Jiang Shuiyuan rushed into the classroom. As soon as he entered the classroom, he saw Wu Zichen sitting in his seat, with large and small apples and various gift boxes and postcards in front of him. Jiang Shuiyuan's eyes widened: "Wu Zichen, where did you get so many apples? Do you plan to make a lot of money on Christmas Eve today?"

Wu Zichen raised his head and smiled at Jiang Shuiyuan: "What, these are all gifts from the girls! There are 34 apples, 14 gift boxes, 23 postcards and 8 love letters on the table alone, and there are still some of them in the table that have not been counted." According to the news of the roadside society, the number of gifts you received today should be in the top three in the whole grade, and you should be a well-deserved NO.1 among boys!

"Achieve a wool!" Although Jiang Shuiyuan did have a sense of accomplishment in his heart, he would never show it in front of Wu Zichen. Of course, he was still a little confused, and scratched his head and asked, "Why are there so many apples and gifts?" Could it be that the girls in our class are worried that I won't receive gifts on Christmas Eve, and in order to soothe my wounded heart, they all kindly sponsor me with a righteous apple?"

The so-called "righteousness" means that the gift does not contain any love connotation, sometimes it is to express gratitude, and sometimes it is purely for friends to support each other, so as to avoid becoming a sad onlooker during the festival. The opposite of "righteousness" is "natality", that is, what the admirer sincerely gives to the object of his affection, which contains a strong sense of confession and love.

"No, No, No, most of them should be natal apples!" Wu Zichen said firmly, "Why don't I open a few postcards for you to see?"

"Don't, I'll do this kind of good thing myself!" Jiang Shuiyuan was insensitive to Wu Zichen's kindness. With Wu Zichen's extraordinary talent for gossip, basically if he knows it, the whole class will know about it, and if the whole class knows about it, the whole grade should know about it. No matter what the purpose, the girls' intention to give them gifts is good, if in the end everyone knows about the storm in the city, wouldn't it greatly hurt their kindness?

Wu Zichen had no choice but to get up and give up his seat to Jiang Shuiyuan. But he was still a little unwilling, turned his head sideways and asked Cai Xiaojia: "It's a piece of cake, did you give us apples Boss Jiang?"

"Hmm......" Looking at Cai Xiaojia's cramped expression with a flushed face and hands rubbing the corners of her clothes, the answer was clear at a glance.

Wu Zichen asked narrowly again: "Is that piece of cake a righteous apple or a natal apple?"

Cai Xiaojia was even more cramped, the red glow on her face instantly spread to her slender neck, and her head was so low that she almost got under the desk. Jiang Shuiyuan slapped Wu Zichen hard: "Let you talk nonsense again! Cai Xiaojia and I fought together in the high school entrance examination room, and now we have moved to Huai'an Mansion together, it is a fateful friendship, how can it be so unbearable as you say?"

Wu Zichen's eyes rolled a few times, then he took out a big apple from his schoolbag and handed it to Jiang Shuiyuan: "Boss, this is a gift from my younger brother, I wish the boss a handsome and chic youth, brave and diligent in his studies." Please take it!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said strangely: "Why do you want to give me apples?"

Cai Xiaojia also raised her head in astonishment when she heard this.

"Because you're my boss!" Wu Zichen said confidently, "Besides, did any other boys give you apples?"

"Not really!"

"Isn't that the end of it? The younger brother gave you apples on behalf of the boys, which means that the boss is famous and can be eaten by both men and women!" After speaking, Wu Zichen put his apples in the pile of apples on Jiang Shuiyuan's table, and then looked at Jiang Shuiyuan and those apples with a blank eye.

"What do you see, if you want to eat the apples, take them yourself, do you want me to peel them and give them to you?" Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily.

Wu Zichen said aggrievedly: "I gave you an apple to the boss, shouldn't you give me one back?"

"Why do I want to give you one back?" Jiang Shuiyuan felt more and more incomprehensible, "I said that if you want to eat apples, you can take them yourself!"

"The so-called 'come without being rude', if you don't give me a gift back, is it possible that you want to insult me?" Wu Zichen said in a heartfelt manner: "Of course, it doesn't matter if you want to insult me, who made you the boss? But now in the public, I'm afraid it's not good to be indecent to me?"

Jiang Shuiyuan was suddenly furious: "Who wants to insult you?" said and grabbed an apple and stuffed it into Wu Zichen's hand: "It's always okay like this, right?"

"Thank you, boss, for the apples!" Wu Zichen grinned and stuffed the apples back into his bag.

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "What's the matter, do you still want to rely on this apple to send all the teachers and students of the school?"

"You don't care about that!" Wu Zichen smiled all over his face, and then asked, "What is the boss going to do with so many apples?"

Speaking of how to dispose of these apples, Jiang Shuiyuan also scratched his head a little: "What do you think?"

Wu Zichen said: "Didn't you just say that you can make a lot of money today with these apples?

Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: "The gifts given to me by others, you let me sell them?"

"Then what are you going to do?" Wu Zichen asked rhetorically.

Jiang Shuiyuan pondered a little and then said: "When the class leader was elected, didn't you say that the first credit should be given to the 20 female compatriots in our class? Now I just take the opportunity to borrow flowers to offer the Buddha and express my gratitude with the apple of righteousness." In one fell swoop, more than half of the apples were disposed of. The rest of the part can be distributed to the senior sisters and sisters who danced at the Kokugaku Kodansha to thank them for their hard work some time ago. In this way, these apples will find their own home and will not have to be picked up again. ”

"Whatever you want!" Wu Zichen lay listlessly on his desk.

Jiang Shuiyuan picked out the reddest and largest apple from it and handed it to his tablemate Cai Xiaojia: "Cai Xiaojia, I wish you a happy Christmas Eve!

"Thank you!" Cai Xiaojia took the apple with a crimson face.

Soon, the classroom of the first (second) class of high school was filled with the laughter of the girls.