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Wang Qi, who returned to the dormitory in the evening, was the first to take a shower as usual, then walked back to the bedroom to close the door topless, first fell on the bed and comfortably smoked a "cigarette after dinner" that had passed the living immortals, and finally, he got up and sat at the desk and began his routine business study and English study.

During this period, Li Shuang and Zhou Jiang came over to string the door and blew the dragon gate array for a while. The main topic of the Longmen Formation is to ask him, a "veteran of flowers", about the experience of chasing girls, how to please girls, how to pierce the window paper, establish a relationship, and then how to swallow and eat up step by step after establishing a relationship, from first and second base to home base!

Wang Qi has no practical experience at all, but he has quite rich theoretical experience, not to mention "professor", at least being a "postdoctoral" is absolutely no problem. Now he is also a little bored, and he wants to take the opportunity to understand the true thoughts of several brothers, so he scattered a cigarette by himself, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, while taking the "achievements" that Liu Qing once showed off to him as his own "personal experience" and blowing it to the two junior brothers. The ups and downs of the plot, high and low, fast and slow, like the tone and rhythm of a commentary, only blew the two of them into a saliva tick, spitting straight, I can't wait to take a taxi to the rented house of the two factory girls they fancy now, and test the experience and tricks taught by Wang Qi in person.

“…… Okay, the master leads the way into the door, and the practice is in the individual. No matter how much experience you say, it's someone else's, and if you want to turn it into your own experience, you still have to think more, speculate more, and consider the problem from the perspective of a girl. It's not too early now, I still have to memorize a few more words, and you can go back and think about it slowly, and slowly understand. ”

After smoking a cigarette, the story is not bad, mainly because there are two people who can't use the portable air conditioner, and they are so hot that they sweat all over their bodies, so they have to start rushing people.

"Listen to your words, even read for ten years! Brother Seven, you are awesome, chic, and enviable! Let's go, Brother Seven. However, just like Brother Qi said, women are a book that always needs to be pondered and studied, and when we encounter confused problems in the future, we still have to ask Brother Qi for advice! You can't leave us alone!" Zhou Jiang sighed, and a pair of squinting eyes flashed with envy and admiration.

Although a woman is a book, different people have different interpretations of the same content. What suits me may not necessarily be for you. You still have to learn and use it, and you must not do it rigidly!" Wang Qi snorted, and when he saw that the water in the teacup on the table was dry, he got up and went to the water dispenser in the corner to get a cup of cold water, and scooped a few spoonfuls of milk powder and a spoonful of honey and mixed them in it.

The living room of the bedroom originally had a water dispenser that everyone paid for, but Wang Qi, who loves to drink water, thought that the living room was too far away and was too lazy to run, so he bought another one at his own expense and put it in his room.

When the two saw that Wang Qi was eating milk powder and drinking honey, they also ran back to the dormitory and scooped up their own water cups. Although he told a few guys that he wanted to eat milk powder and honey and come and scoop it at any time, the door of his room was never locked—the valuable and meaningful ones were placed in the cube, and there was nothing to lock——, but a few people only scooped two or three times in succession, so they were not very willing to come over and scoop it, perhaps because they were not very embarrassed.

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After Zhou Jiang and Li Shuang left, Wang Qi immediately summoned the water cup containing milk powder and honey water to the freezer room that he had adjusted to -5.8 °C, and ten minutes later, a sorbet with a combination of milk and honey flavors was freshly baked.

He doesn't like to drink sugar water very much now, but on a hot day, eating a piece of sorbet can quench his thirst and satisfy his cravings, which is still quite good.

Reading the book and seeing that at ten o'clock, Zhang Qin's text message of "please be safe" was sent on time, Wang Qi put down the book, returned to the bed, put the pillow behind his back and half lay on the head of the bed, and began to "text message" with Zhang Qin once a day.

Not long after, Yu Wenli's text message also came, as a few days ago, as usual, asking him what he was doing. Since Yu Wenli helped him wash his clothes once last Sunday, every night before going to bed, the other party will send a text message of "greetings".

If it was two days ago, Wang Qi would probably "tell the truth" and reply with "reading", "studying" and the like.

However, after listening to You Yu at night, Zhou Jiang and Li Shuang "burst into tears", both realistic and helpless, and his mind became unquiet after feeling a little touched. Wang Qi thought about it, and soon, he replied "not taking the usual road":

"I'm waiting for someone's text. This is not entirely a joke, because he is indeed waiting for Zhang Qin's text message. And the word "some" also frankly said the people he was waiting for, more than one.

However, his "telling the truth" was a little unusual in the eyes of Yu Wenli, who was also half-lying on the bed and holding a mobile phone downstairs. Yu Wenli's heart skipped a beat, her breathing was stagnant, and she quickly replied:

"Hehe, some people? Who the hell is that? It can't be a text message from your girlfriend, right?"

"Wen Li, haven't I told you many times, now I am idle Yunye Crane, single person, and I don't have a girlfriend for the time being. His sentence is also a pun, and the hidden organ is hidden in the word "temporary". As he said, he does not have a girlfriend now, but it is only for the time being, and if he wants to, the window paper between him and Zhang Qin can be pierced at any time.

However, in the same way, Wang Qi's reply, that wonderful "temporary", "listening" was in Wen Li's ears, she also misunderstood, and she quickly and cleverly grasped the "loophole" in Wang Qi's words that was deliberately released by him.

"'For the time being'? Hehe, that is, you are not without a crush, but at the moment you are still in a normal relationship between men and women, and there is no ...... Confess to each other, huh?"

"Hehe, I don't know! Feelings are very complicated. I'm also an emotional idiot, a slow person, and I don't think much about girls' changeable thoughts. ”

"Hehe, it looks like I guessed right. You really have someone you like. Wang Qi, can you tell me who it is?"

"I don't deny that I have someone I have a crush on, but I'm sorry, I can't tell you just yet. ”

"Why? You know who I am, and I'm not going to talk nonsense. Unconsciously, Yu Wenli's answer was full of the girl's coquettishness.

"Uh...... Let's not talk about this. ”

"Well, I'm curious. Why don't you just say it and give me some hints first? Do I know her?"

"You definitely don't know each other!" Wang Qi said in his heart, opened his mouth and took a bite of the ice cream that had solidified on the spoon, and chewed it rattling, while thinking about how to answer Yu Wenli's question in his heart.

It's definitely not okay to say it directly.,If she doesn't know her.,Then the other party will realize that he's not interesting to her.,GAME OVER directly.。 If you talk about understanding...... Wang Qi stopped chewing, thought motionless for two seconds, and soon, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he continued to chew rattle.

"How do you say this...... You must know her. Wang Qi replied vaguely. This time, the pit was dug on Su Jingxian's head. The other party has seen Su Jingxian, and Su Jingxian is indeed his favorite person, so he is not lying.

Seeing Wang Qi reply that he knew the "favorite person" in his heart, the corners of Yu Wenli's mouth suddenly curled higher, and her mood was so happy that she seemed to fly out of her chest. There are only two beauties around me who can match that arrogant guy, except for his fairy sister who is already famous, among the more than eighty female college students around, there are only ......

Yu Wenli's pretty face suddenly turned red, revealing two cute little dimples. She took a deep breath and, with a pounding heart, continued to write:

"Wang Qi, I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I don't know which one of the people I know is your favorite—can't you really tell me directly? Please, Wang Qi, I'm really curious, you tell me now, I really promise you, I will never tell anyone. ”

"Well, let's not talk about it, Wen Li. You're embarrassing to me. ”

"What's so embarrassing about this? There's nothing wrong with liking someone—hmph, I don't believe it, you haven't confessed to anyone in college!" Yu Wenli covered her mouth and smiled, hummed, and reflected her soft hum in the text message in reply.

Wang Qi immediately laughed after reading Yu Wenli's reply, and also stuffed his heroic laughter into his reply:

"Haha, Wen Li, I'm not blowing with you, from childhood to adulthood, from elementary school, junior high school, high school, all the way to college, I really haven't written any love letters to any girl, said anything 'I like you', 'I love you' and the like, it's all the other way around, I accept other people's love letters, and then give the other party a 'I'm sorry, classmate so-and-so, I feel that our personalities are not very compatible, let's be friends! You will definitely find someone you like!'"

This, of course, Wang Qi didn't brag, from childhood to adulthood, because of good grades, good appearance, grades, and even some girls in the lower grades, there are really a lot of people who confess their love to him, but because of family changes, he was infinitely sad, and he rejected all of them. Before the family changed, when he saw the beautiful girl in the school, although he was also ready to move, he was young at that time, the school style was also strict, and the social environment was relatively conservative.

"You-you stink, Wang Qi......! Hee-hee, you are very handsome, and it is normal for girls to take the initiative to chase you. ”

"Hehe, it's going to be, barely worthy of the eyes of the masses. Wang Qi replied casually.

"But, Wang Qi, since there are so many girls chasing you, haven't you found a few people who are excited? Not in middle school, but there should be in college, right?"

You know, the pretty ones are reserved, and the unreserved ones aren't very pretty. ”

"I don't believe it! I don't believe that you haven't ever played with a girlfriend in college - who believes it?" Yu Wenli, who was lying on the bed, bit her lip and wrinkled her nose again, looking playful and cute.

"Well, this, it's really sad and self-respecting to say it. But it's a very real thing. I...... It's really still a virgin. ”

If a girl says that she is still a virgin, and the boy listens to it, he will definitely respect this clean and self-righteous girl. But if a boy says that he is a virgin and that he is a grass-level boy who has graduated from college, it is just funny.

Sure enough, after he said this, Yu Wenli, who was half-lying on the bed downstairs, couldn't help but "pounce", so that Xiao Ming, who was also in the same bedroom, couldn't help but roll her eyes, saying that she was a nymphomaniac, was she hooking up with Wang Handsome guy upstairs again? When Yu Wenli was lying on the bed and texting with Wang Qi two days ago, Xiao Ming made a surprise attack and snatched the mobile phone, so as to learn the fact that she had "hooked up" with Wang Qi upstairs.

"Poof-Wang Qi, you want to laugh at the dead, don't you make me laugh, okay?" Yu Wenli replied in the latest text message, stuffing the "flutter" smile just now.

After reading Yu Wenli's reply, Wang Qi couldn't help but sigh for a while, and said in his heart:

"Alas, Lao Tzu obviously didn't tell a lie, everything is true, but you don't believe it, in this world, why is it so difficult to be an honest person?"