Soon, the girls' interest was no longer satisfied with judging the head, but directly pointed the finger at Jiang Shuiyuan himself. At first, it was a bold sophomore who took out a copy of the "Cultivation" magazine and asked tentatively: "Senior Brother Jiang, I heard that you won the first prize in the New Concept Essay Competition, can you please help me sign it as a souvenir?"

"Absolutely, if you don't think I'm ugly. Jiang Shuiyuan simply agreed to her small request, and then picked up a pen and wrote three crooked words in the blank space of the title page of the magazine.

The senior sister put away the magazine contentedly, and cautiously made another request: "Then can I take a picture with you?"

In front of so many girls, or electors, ballot holders, or even votes, can Jiang Shuiyuan refuse an overly excessive request from a fan? The answer is obvious, no! So Jiang Shuiyuan replied with a smile: "Of course, if you don't think I'm ugly!"

"Senior Brother Jiang is the school grass in our Huai'an Mansion, if you are all ugly, then wouldn't the other boys in our school be miserable?" The senior sister said and neatly took out a card machine from her schoolbag and handed it to a girl next to her: "Classmate, can you help us take a photo?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay, but you'll have to take a picture with him later." ”

"No problem!"

In this way, what was originally just a photo with one person became two in the blink of an eye. If there are two, there will be three, and if there are three, there will be four, five...... The girls were arguing for the priority, pushing and shoving in order to seize the position, and Jiang Shuiyuan's side soon turned into a bustling vegetable market, and the atmosphere of election canvassing suddenly disappeared:

"Look at her appearance, she has no breasts, no face. Are you embarrassed to take a group photo, aren't you afraid of being embarrassed?"

"That's it, she still has the cheekiness to grab Jiang Handsome Guy and put on all kinds of demon and monster poses, and I don't want to think about whether her dignity is suitable for showing in public?

"Sure enough, Ying Hen sees the same thing, if it weren't for my time constraints. I want to sit down and talk to you about my ideals and life. You see I'm still stewed in the soup, and the gas stove is not turned off, can you let me be in front of you?"

"Go away, Dead Bastard, do I know you?"

……

Jiang Shuiyuan is also very annoyed, because not all girls are gentle and frugal, for example, when they first took a group photo, everyone kept a certain distance and there would be no physical contact, and gradually I don't know who started to get together. And once someone takes the lead, many people immediately follow suit. There is no psychological pressure at all: Hey, hey, hey, you can take a group photo, what does it mean to hold my arm? What does it mean to put your hand on my shoulder? I said girl, if you dare to put your hand on my waist, I will call the police!

Fortunately, Wu Zichen quickly came to the rescue, and shouted while squeezing inside: "Everyone let go, everyone let go, I am Jiang Shuiyuan's agent! Today, all photo autographs are free, but everyone should come one by one. The rule is that you are allowed to shoot and hug, and you are not allowed to look at it! If anyone touches and hugs, we will all go to your house for lunch later! And it can't be pickles and rice, at least four dishes and one soup!"

The crowd erupted in crisp laughter.

Wu Zichen took the opportunity to squeeze in front of Jiang Shuiyuan, and then looked around: "Ladies and gentlemen, are there anyone willing to take a photo with me? I am Boss Jiang's partner, buy one get one free." And there is no restriction on whether you are allowed to shoot, hold, see, or touch. What are you still hesitating about, hurry up and pick up your mobile phones and cameras, and come and take a picture with me!"

"Cut!" the girls let out loud disdain in unison. All kinds of ginseng roosters immediately surged: "Death is open! Do you know that when you stop there, the whole style of painting has changed?"

"If you are ugly, you should hide at home and read more, what do you show when you come out? Do you know how to write ugly characters?"

"We don't want to take a hit!

If it was an ordinary person, he would have already fled with his face when he heard such a mockery, the key is that Wu Zichen is not an ordinary person at all, his skin is thicker than the bend of the seven-foot-two-inch city wall, and this kind of verbal attack by Cheng Dù is not enough to tickle him. He looked at everyone with a smile: "My partner is a forced consumption, and I can't choose or return it." As for you saying I'm ugly, it depends on who I compare myself with. Compared with our Jiang boss, I am naturally ugly, I admit it! But if I compare with you, I still have some confidence to win!"

The girls booed.

"Maybe you will ask me where I got my confidence," Wu Zichen explained eloquently, "The reason is very simple, girls who are more beautiful than me are generally not as tall as me, girls who are taller than me are generally not as white as me, girls who are whiter than me are generally not as thin as me, girls who are thinner than me are generally not as good as my skin, girls with better skin than me are generally not as beautiful as me when I speak, and girls who are better than me are generally not as beautiful as me!"

"What about the unusual girl who is prettier than you, taller than you, whiter than you, thinner than you, skinned better than you, and more talkative than you?" someone asked rhetorically.

Wu Zichen replied triumphantly: "Then she pees as far as I do!"

"Whew!"

"Get out!"

"Stay a scoundrel!"

There were shouts and shouts everywhere, but Wu Zichen was not ashamed but proud, and arched his hand towards everyone: "Thank you for your praise and support!" (The girls all rolled their eyes and said in their hearts: Who praised you? Did we big guys say a good word about you?) I know that you will be ashamed of yourself in front of an excellent boy like me, you will not be able to raise your head, and you will feel desperate and inferior from the bottom of your heart! (The girls rolled their eyes again: If you feel inferior in front of a scumbag like you, then you really have to be desperate like death!)

"If you feel inferior in front of me, then in front of our boss Jiang Shuishui, you will feel the trembling surrender and unresisting blood suppression like the worker ants seeing the queen ant. But it doesn't matter, because in the long run, you will gradually become numb, until you turn respect and love into your habits of behavior, and turn our Boss Jiang into the electricity, light, water, air, and sole master of your life!"

There was a deathly silence all around, and after a while, a certain girl made the strongest voice in the audience: "That ugly and narcissistic boy, please look at my mouth shape: pigeon, kiss, get out!"

"Pigeon, kiss, get out! pigeon, kiss, get out!" shouted the girls in unison.

Wu Zichen hurriedly stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet: "Okay, okay, just now I was just teasing everyone and adjusting everyone's dull mood of being ravaged by heavy schoolwork for three or four hours." The reason why I talk so much nonsense is that there is only one central idea, that is, please give your full support to our Jiang Shuiyuan students in tomorrow's student vice president election. Do you think it's okay?"

"Good!" everyone said in unison.

Wu Zichen hugged his fists and thanked everyone: "Thank you for your great support! Of course, our Boss Jiang will not treat everyone badly, of course, it is not a problem to sign autographs and take photos like this, but also 10-15 lucky winners will be selected from the voting supporters, and everyone will go shopping, eat, chat, and sing together, spend a happy weekend, and realize our campaign slogan: jointly create a campus of love and beauty!

"Good!" the sound was like a landslide and tsunami.

Wu Zichen continued: "In this case, let's stop here today, everyone goes back to their own homes, finds their mothers, hurry up and replenish their energy, and we will see you at the election site tomorrow!"

To put it mildly, I finally sent all the onlookers who did not know the truth away. Although he only stood at the door for a short period of more than 10 minutes, Jiang Shuiyuan felt more tired than participating in the semi-finals of the New Concept Essay Contest! During this time, Pu Xiaoxiang handed out all the 300 promotional materials he had brought with him, which was no easier than Jiang Shuiyuan. The two of them looked at each other, not only smiled, but then they both let out a long breath.

Wu Zichen was wearing a couple's outfit at this time, and his eyes couldn't help but roll: "What are you two like?"

Jiang Shuiyuan knew what Wu Zichen was thinking in his head, and immediately replied: "Old classmate!" At the same time, Pu Xiaoxiang gave another answer: "Old friend!"

"Uh...... what the hell are you?"

Jiang Shuiyuan replied again: "We are the Phoenix Yu Fei combination! The new performance costumes are good, right?"

"Yes, we are the Phoenix Yu Fei combination!" said Pu Xiaoxiang and hugged Jiang Shuiyuan's shoulders with a big grin, "He and I are good friends on stage, old classmates in school, and iron buddies in life." How about envy, jealousy, hatred, right?"

Jiang Shuiyuan turned his head to look at Pu Xiaoxiang in a daze, and then looked at her hand, and felt like crying without tears: Didn't you accidentally pat your shoulder this morning, and you came to the door so quickly to ask for it back with interest? What kind of "June debt, pay it off quickly", it is clear that the hatred will not be overnight! (To be continued......