20. What is the true destiny of Jiang Shuiyuan?
Wu Yangzhen was a little disappointed, but she also knew the truth that the water was flowing for a long time and she couldn't kill the chicken and take the eggs, so after chatting with Xin Shuojun with a few words, she began to refresh the post bar constantly, ready to find some blind guys to vent her anger. Soon she found some disturbing pests fishing in troubled waters in her territory, either inexplicably advertising or making insulting and slanderous remarks. Waiting for Wu Yangzhen to delete the posts of these guys and close the small black house, the anger in his heart calmed down slightly.
Just as she was about to refresh her last time to review her homework, she suddenly found a very interesting post. The post was posted by a new bar friend named "Jianghehuhai", and the title was "Discussion Post: Who do you think is worthy of being the true son of a beautiful man?". "Flower Man" is Jiang Shuiyuan's new honorific title given to him by his friends after he appeared in women's clothes on the stage. After reading the title, Wu Yangzhen couldn't help but hide her laughter: "Huhuhuhuhu, do you need to say this? Jiang Da handsome guy is the queen I appointed, naturally only I am worthy, which cheap maid dares to compete with me for a beautiful man? Annoyed me, be careful that I punish her nine clans!"
- Oh, I forgot that because of my surname Wu, Wu Yangzhen gave herself the screen name "Emperor Zetian"!
Despite this, Wu Yangzhen clicked on the post with interest and read the text carefully:
"The beautiful man is the new male god in Huai'an Mansion, he is as beautiful as a flower, and he has a warm temperament, is kind to others, keeps to himself on weekdays, has few scandals, and his academic performance is also the first in the whole grade. On the day of the selection of the Olympiad Society, Hua Meinan won two first, one third, and one fifth independent middle school and four yuan; the "Theory of Immortality" written during the monthly examination amazed the Chinese teachers in the school. Not only that, but he can also sing and dance, which is simply a collection of the advantages of a good man. He appeared in this world to prove and interpret the perfection of creation!"
Seeing this, Wu Yangzhen nodded secretly: Even if you still have some vision for people, I will give you a gold medal for avoiding death, allowing you to enter the court, praise and worship, go to the temple with your sword, and have a relationship with the people below the owner of the small bar, and you can violate the rules of the bar once on a large scale, without being constrained by the rules of the bar. Then she went on to look down and said:
"It is precisely because the beautiful man is so perfect that it is so perfect that it makes people's hearts beat, making people feel that although he is close in front of him, he is actually far away from ordinary mortals. For example, his appearance, when he wears women's clothes without powder, it is enough to make more than 95% of the women in the world ashamed of themselves, and the pressure on ordinary people around him can be imagined. Perhaps, this is what the ancients called 'Qi Da Fei Couple'? Dear friends, you are rich and rich, you are eight buckets high, knowledgeable, and well-informed, who do you think is worthy of being the true son of a beautiful man? Please attach your reasons by the way when answering. ”
When Wu Yangzhen saw this, he only felt that his hands were itchy and his fingers moved, and he couldn't wait to open the reply box directly, and knock it down, "The true destiny of the handsome guy Jiang must be me, because it was I who first discovered his peerless appearance." Wait for you to kneel and lick?". However, Wu Yangzhen is only a secondary school disease after all, not born with intellectual deficiency, she knows that if she just wrote like this, she will definitely be ruthlessly ridiculed by countless bar friends, and her words are extremely vicious, making her the eternal laughing stock of "Jiangshuiyuan Bar"!
It took a lot of effort for Wu Yangzhen to reluctantly suppress the ambition that grew everywhere like vines, and pulled down the page to see which shameless were showing their ugliness in public. Unexpectedly, "rivers, lakes and seas" followed by a post below, which carefully defined the candidates:
"P.S.: 1. Except for the base. In this desperate world of Datong, countless good men have boyfriends, leaving only a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates for girls to choose, we are already bitter and bitter! Now it is not easy for a male god to appear, and he is still a chick, the taste preference has not been determined, please raise your noble hand, let go of the beautiful man, so as to leave a way for us girls to live, and leave a little hope for the future of the world!
"Except for ugly women. Don't talk to me about the absurd theory of 'a good man has no good wife, a good woman with two strokes', in this era of looking at faces, it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault to take out disgusting people. Although flowers need nutrients to grow, but nutrients are not only cow dung, you should not try to use your own lowliness to set off the nobility of flowers, in fact, your appearance will only reduce the grade of flowers. (In addition, artificial beauties are also required to be seated.) You should know that even the magnificence of modern technology cannot hide the ugliness of your genes, and the next generation will prove your futility and hypocrisy!)
"Three, except for the old cow. The so-called 'old cow' refers to an old woman who is in the third year of high school or above. We know that you old cows who no one wants have a bad mouth, so we have to go back and eat some tender grass. But even your age looks down on you, how can you be embarrassed to attack the Zhilan Yushu that is still in the tender grass stage? If you really like to eat tender grass so much, I think primary school and kindergarten will be a better choice for you!
"Fourth, except for Lori. The so-called 'Lori' refers to a child under the second grade of junior high school. Please, you little kids don't even know what the big aunt and the little bread are, what qualifications do you have to fall in love? Besides, you patients with secondary two diseases and virus carriers who are about to get secondary two diseases, don't you have a taste that kills Matt and is not the mainstream?
Originally, Wu Yangzhen nodded frequently when she saw the first few articles, looking like she was "related to me". When I saw the last one, I almost couldn't help but smash the keyboard: What? Say that the old lady doesn't know what the big aunt and the little bread are? Bah, the bagged black tea made by the old lady is enough to meet the demand for afternoon tea in the British Isles! And said that the old lady's taste is to kill Matt and be non-mainstream? Do you know that the peerless appearance of the handsome guy Jiang was the first to be discovered by the old lady?
Wu Yangzhen's hand holding the mouse tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, and finally decided to let go of the "Jianghehuhai", because she really wanted to see who her competitors were? Otherwise, just with the article "Lori", deleting posts and closing the small black house are light, and I can't say that I want to raid your home, cut off your head, and punish your nine clans!
Because "Rivers, Lakes and Seas" has just been posted, and no one has joined in the fun for a while. Wu Yangzhen pretended to take the math book and looked at it a few times, but he didn't know how much he looked in, and quickly took the mouse and refreshed the post bar page. Who knew that in just a few minutes, there were more than a dozen replies under the discussion post of "Rivers, Lakes and Seas", and Wu Yangzhen immediately threw down the textbook and clicked on the posts to look down one by one.
The first person to reply was a bar friend named "Falling Heart to the River and Water", and it was estimated that he had just arrived, because Wu Yangzhen felt that he was very faceless: "Needless to say, the true son of heaven who meets the conditions of the landlord and is worthy of a beautiful man must be the new school Huapu Xiaoxiang!
It is said that Pu Xiaohua and Hua Meinan were alumni in junior high school, and they were in the same school in high school, and they were both members of the chemistry group of the Olympiad Society. She performed a piano solo in a tuxedo at the New Year's Day party, which simply fascinated the boys in the school. The two of them are together, they are really talented and beautiful, and they are a perfect match!"
Our classmates saw with their own eyes that on the night of Christmas Eve, Pu Xiaoxiang took the initiative to give Jiang Shuiyuan an apple, and Jiang Shuiyuan accepted it. The two of them were talking to each other for a long time! Who knows what happened to them in private?"
Wu Yangzhen has seen Pu Xiaoxiang's photos, although she is not very interested in Pu Xiaoxiang, but she has to admit that the girl is indeed very good-looking, and she is really a couple with Jiang Shuiyuan. Her heart was sour, but she still refused to admit it: "Cut, isn't it just a vase?" Jiang Da handsome guy is a beautiful man who cultivates both inside and outside, and he regards pink as a skeleton and wealth as a floating cloud, how can he fall in love with such a young lady from a rich and noble family?"
The next few are saliva stickers, many of which are self-recommended posts: "The poor nun is not beautiful or ugly, she is heroic and dry on the outside, and she is beautiful on the inside, she can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, fix the computer, and beat the hooligans." If you don't spend a beautiful man, you will be a poor nun, right?" There was also Wu Yangzhen's little sister who posted to support her eldest sister: "Shut up upstairs! The handsome guy Jiang is the favorite concubine of our emperor's majesty, how can Rong'er and other little girls be dyed with skin? Do you know that there is rain in the sky, and woe to man!" made Wu Yangzhen's heart move for a while.
When it came to the last few articles, Wu Yangzhen suddenly saw a bar friend break the news:
"A few upstairs are clearly Qiao Taishou chaotic mandarin duck scores! Do you know where the prawns fart? Sue you, the real destiny of the beautiful man is Liu Chenyu, the head of the first (third) class of high school! On the night of Christmas Eve, the brothers saw the two of them hugging each other outside the classroom, and I still have photos in my mobile phone! There are pictures and truths, do you think I will talk nonsense?"