"Fuck your shit!" my cousin turned to me and scolded me when she heard Lian Yiyi's question, and she was so angry that her face turned red.

"Hmph, I've seen it anyway, if you're unkind to me, don't blame me for being unjust to you. I can't kill you, I'm going to disgust you. I said with a broken jar.

"Brother, what the hell is going on?" He Tiantian asked me with a blank expression.

"For a month, you will live here for a month, and after a month, get out of here, the farther away the better!" Lian Yiyi grabbed ahead of me and said coldly.

"Hmph. I pouted disdainfully and went to breakfast.

One month is enough, and I'll be so obedient that I'll be the tsundere head teacher of my family, and I can't tell who will leave at that time.

"Yiyi, don't be so angry, it's good for us for this prodigal son to stay here, you eat this breakfast he made, it tastes good." "A foodie is almost done with his breakfast.

"I'm not going to eat it!" said my cousin, who turned her face away and ignored us.

"If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all. He Tiantian quickly finished his share, and then began to stare at my cousin's share.

"Get out!" my cousin directly murdered He Tiantian, and then ate breakfast awkwardly.

"You see, the prodigal son is here, we have three meals a day, so we don't have to do it ourselves, it's money-saving, it's environmentally friendly, and our skin is smoked like a yellow-faced woman in the kitchen, right? He Tiantian said with a smile.

"Are you short of that money?" said my cousin angrily.

He Tiantian secretly glanced at me, I understood, and immediately said: "Yes, in the future, your three meals will be wrapped on me, and you will be raised for nothing." ”

"Get out!" the two beauties said in unison, glaring at me.

"And housework. My cousin ate her breakfast slowly, and then said another word.

"Yes, yes, yes, laundry, cooking, sweeping and taking out the garbage or something, I feel like we're still earning it." He Tiantian said with a big grin.

"Then do you want to warm the bed and warm the quilt, I'm a little expert at warming the bed. I gave He Tiantian a blank look, and I felt that I had really become a full-time nanny for beautiful women.

After breakfast, I took advantage of He Tiantian's inattention, opened He Tiantian's wine cabinet, took out a bottle of liquor, and stuffed it into my schoolbag.

I still owe Chu Huaijin a bottle of wine, and I don't dare to break my promise.

And I plan to digest the wine in He Tiantian's wine cabinet as soon as possible, so that she doesn't have to worry about these wines every day.

After they finished tidying up, I got into He Tiantian's BMW again and went to school, and the feeling of letting a beautiful woman be a driver was still quite forced.

When I arrived at the class, I saw Zhang Xinlei jumping towards me happily.

"Get out. I said to him angrily.

This white-eyed wolf, he was the most active in cheating me yesterday.

"Hey, hey, Brother Lang, don't be like this, yesterday I was also forced by He Haoran's obscenity, and I was forced to be helpless. Zhang Xinlei continued to come over shamelessly.

"Yes, yes, Langcao, after yesterday, we deeply understand how awesome Langcao is, and we will never dare to do it again. Several other boys licked their faces like Zhang Xinlei.

"Langcao?" I was stunned, what is this called, it feels too obscene, profligate and grassy.

"Hey, hey, that, Brother Lang, don't mind, they are particular about calling you that. Zhang Xinlei explained.

"What's so exquisite?" "Could it be that I'm too prodigal and very capable of grass?"

"That, Su Xiaoxuan is the class flower of our class, we all call her Xuanhua in private, she has now become your girlfriend, so of course you are the wave grass of our class, Xuanhua is the wave grass, isn't it a talented woman?" Zhang Xinlei said.

I was stunned, rubbed, and after a night, I almost forgot that I was already a successful boy with a class flower as a girlfriend.

At this time, Su Xiaoxuan walked in with a cold face with her schoolbag on her back, she saw me, snorted coldly, and ignored me directly.

I suddenly felt quite faceless, my girlfriend was a little difficult to tame.

"Xuanxuan?" I sat down in my seat and whispered to her.

"Xuanxuan, is that your name?" she looked at me with a grim face.

"Then what do I call you?" I was a little embarrassed, and my hot face was pressed against my cold ass.

"Liu Lang, don't think that you are really my boyfriend after I said that yesterday, let me tell you, just you hillbilly, don't think about beating me in this life, my beauty, you can't climb it. Su Xiaoxuan said to me indifferently.

But as soon as she finished speaking, my face turned cold.

It's okay for her to scold me for anything, but it's not okay to poke my self-esteem!

That's right, I'm from the countryside, but why is she arrogant in front of me, and not dumped by others?

Am I rare?

Lao Tzu's sister and head teacher, a few streets away from Su Xiaoxuan, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's kindness, you could still be on it, what kind of thing are you!

I didn't speak to her anymore, I took a book out of my bag and put it on my desk to get ready for class.

But she didn't know where to get nervous, so she just picked up my book and threw it into the garbage corner.

"Hey......" Zhang Xinlei saw this in the back, and wanted to pick it up as soon as he pulled his feet.

"Stop!" I drank Zhang Xinlei.

Zhang Xinlei didn't come back suddenly, and neither did he in the past.

"Su Xiaoxuan, pick it up for me. I said coldly to Su Xiaoxuan.

"Liu Lang, you roll me to another seat and sit!" Su Xiaoxuan sneered.

After she finished speaking, I also laughed, "You want me to go, Lao Tzu really disdains to be at the same table with you, your taste is really disgusting to me." ”

As I spoke, I picked up my schoolbag and said to Zhang Xinlei: "You sit in my seat, let's change." ”

Zhang Xinlei was so frightened that his face turned pale, "Brother Lang, Sister Xuan, if you quarrel, you will quarrel, and I will see if you don't speak, why embarrass me." ”

"If you don't exchange faith or not, I'll beat you up right now. I shook my fist at him.

"I said Brother Lang, according to your domineering character, why do you bother to change seats, are you afraid of her?" Zhang Xinlei whispered to me.

"I'm afraid of her? hehehe, big joke, my purpose of changing seats is obvious, I want her to beg me to sit back in the future. I said out loud.

Su Xiaoxuan sneered and didn't speak, as if she thought I was dreaming.

"Go!" I pressed Zhang Xinlei to my seat, and then stuffed his schoolbag into him.

Just as Zhang Xinlei was sitting tremblingly, a joking voice came from the door, "Yo, the class early in the morning is like freezing, who is so low-pressure?"

A man walked in as he spoke.

That person was not Chu Huaiyu.

Her round and delicate features attracted everyone's attention, but her beautiful eyes looked at me, "You guys won't come over and quarrel with people again, will you?"

I smiled bitterly, "The trees want to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop." ”

"Zhang Xinlei, what's the matter, what are you doing sitting here? Chu Huaiyu said to Zhang Xinlei again.

When Zhang Xinlei heard this, as if he was favored by the queen, the rocket left his seat with his butt in his head.

"She doesn't want to share a table with me. I said to Chu Huaiyu.

"She won't let you go, is this your character?" Chu Huaiyu asked me suspiciously.

Sure enough, this little goblin is sometimes quite clever.

"Of course not, I just want her to invite me to a table with her in the future. By the way, I threw the book there, and one day her conscience found out and helped me pick it up. I said loudly to my classmates again.

"Liu Lang, you are insane, that's a garbage corner, your books can wait for her, the garbage all over the ground is still waiting for you, you have to sweep the floor and take out the garbage every day, okay?" Chu Huaiyu looked at me with idiotic eyes.

"Hehe, I see who dares to take out the garbage. I sneered and looked around the classroom.

No one seemed to be stunned by me, and no one dared to speak.

"Rub, it's a domineering president, awesome. Okay, I'll sit in your seat first, Zhang Xinlei, you sit in my seat. Chu Huaiyu sat unceremoniously in my seat.

At this time, the bell for class rang, and He Tiantian stepped on the bell and walked in.

This first class is my sister's, and I have to listen to it and at least show it to her.

But as soon as I thought of this, I was depressed and paralyzed, and it just so happened that the English textbook was thrown away by Su Xiaoxuan.

I hope He Tiantian didn't notice me, I didn't dare to look at He Tiantian with my head down.

He Tiantian don't say it, usually when he is outside at home, the whole person looks very arrogant and sexy, especially for me, sometimes he charms me like a vixen.

But in class, her whole temperament is different, she is wearing a white lace shirt today, and a skirt on her lower body, the shirt is tucked directly into the skirt, her figure looks slender and slender, and her voice is not as coquettish as before, but more cold and arrogant.

My sister is so awesome.

"Liu Lang. "Suddenly I heard a voice, and suddenly I was excited, and I was distracted in class.

I quickly stood up.

"Why are you in class, do you have flowers on the teacher's face? You stared at it for so long. He Tiantian stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes, but his tone was a little unkind.

And the whole class was looking at me with ambiguous eyes, as if to say, Brother Lang, are you looking at your little lover......

I secretly screamed in my heart, this He Tiantian is probably a person who separates work and life, and now during class, she is the teacher and I am the student.

"I'm sorry, I got distracted. I whispered.

"By the way, aren't you sitting at the front table? Why did you change your seat without permission?" He Tiantian said again.

The class held their breath to see what I was going to say.

I took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Teacher, classmate Chu Huaiyu said that she couldn't see from behind, so she changed positions. ”

Said that the whole class looked at me with shocked eyes.

And Chu Huaiyu turned his head to look at me, and he was going to eat me.

She stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes, and there was anger and grievances in the middle, as if to say, you can quarrel, why are you pit me!

"Well, in that case, let's sit down first, and I'll find a time to rearrange my position. He Tiantian didn't seem to have any doubts, so he let go of this stubble.

As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, I suddenly heard He Tiantian ask, "Where are your textbooks?

Rub, I forgot there is this stubble.

I took another deep breath, and Chu Huaiyu, who was at the front table, was a little frightened, she definitely felt that she was going to be pitted by me again.

But this time I didn't cheat her, I said loudly: "Teacher, I have taught myself English for three years in high school, so there is no need to bring books." ”

"Oh? The corners of He Tiantian's mouth suddenly smiled strangely.

I instinctively thought, no, she's going to do something!

Sure enough, she immediately started to do something to me!